Willies, willies, I like willies!

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>How did it happen?
...Acid
>God. What are the odds of that?
...one in a hundred probably

my favourite gag in the whole show

Do people find this manly looking gal attractive?

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I'm attracted to the idea of her punting me in the balls.

EVERYONE HAS AIDS
youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es

I'm disabled!

STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU HAD SEX WITH MEEEEEE

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Aren't all musicals gay?

Unironically the funniest thing I've ever seen on tv.
I don't think it'll ever be topped.

Name a more Yas Forums character

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I met Matt berry at a record label party. He was a nice guy. We did cocaine together in the toilet

>Alright lads, let's get a sing-song going. It's a long way back to Manchester!

Jen is the woman that accidentally becomes your wife because you got drunk and shagged her at the office party. You convince yourself that you should go for it and she's not getting that many better offers and she at least knows she doesn't need to do any extra work to keep you around. After a few months of dating, months because your both in your late 30s and she's thinking it's now or never for kids and you're thinking it's either this or suicide you pop the question and of course she says yes. The wedding goes off and it's full of work colleagues, some family friends if any of you still have any left and parents who both have a tone of about fucking time rather than I'm so happy for you in every single one of their looks. After the holiday to a budget approved location, most likely somewhere in Spain it's back to work, only now you're both sporting double-barrelled surnames. Then the long march of work-home-boxsets-love island-occasional sex-sleep begins and carries on for a couple of years. Of course you're both trying to get those kids out but your guys don't wanna play ball and her womb is looking more barren than the fridge does on friday evening but on the off chance the ivf works at least you get 9 months of constant moaning complaints, baby parent panic and existential dread to take your mind off the fact that both of you are pretty miserable at the moment. The baby is finally here and the parents finally get that loving look on their faces you haven't seen since you turned 15 and things are pretty good for a few months besides her post-partum depression obviously. Either way, you've done the job, you have your heir and she has an actual reason to live for say another 20 years or so. You can stick it out now on that march together, just make sure the arguments don't get too crazy, no-fault divorces were recently made legal, and you don't need to be in courts at this age. Stick the telly on dear, Love Island Series 442 is about to start.

Did he kick your dog?

>yes, miss?

>tfw your mum sold all your cradle of filth records so you can’t come home from a tough day at work and relax

Oh look, Richmond's still alive

No, April on the other hand...

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An ill wind is blowing. Last night I was stirred from my slumber by a crow calling three times. Caw... caw... well you know what a crow sounds like. Passing to my window, I trod on a piece of lego. Oh, it went right in the heel. Turning on my television set, I noticed the reception wasn't great. Not terrible, just not great. Hear me well, no good can come of your trip to the theatre tonight, no good at all.

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Ray Fucking Purchse has bred her already.

Richard Ayoade married the woman who played Laura Knighley, the actress from the Bill Roy wants to meet at the Musical

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You do know where she's from, right?

No my dog was at home

I saw her in a play in which she hiked up her dress and pretended to have sex, I was hard as a FUCKING rock I was about 14 at the time

Never laughed so much. Just after Roy says he was disabled by acid.

>mfw Limmy

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She was also in Garth Marenghi

>It must be difficult being gay and disabled.
>Very difficult. Yep.

Jen is cute.

That is fucking perfect.

>That end scene with Moss in the bar
comfy

Easily one of the few episodes of any show that has me laughing till I cry. Pic related is another. Same writer.

'Perfectly square bit of black dirt on the window' has to be maybe the funniest setup ever.

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she is relentlessly hansom

I want her to milk my dick but look disinterested and bored by the whole thing.

>take that lollipop man

can anyone stop him?

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Not by mortal means

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Yes Ray fucking Purchase

I am the arsebandit

I-is it bad I find her attractive?

Based

No son.

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>we are looking for a Peter File in Terminal 5

youtube.com/watch?v=IlZlst4NBVw

Don't turn that off!

Her rhaspy voice is hot

FUCK OFF

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Anyone like Cradle of Filth? I hear they are actually one of the best contemporary dark-wave bands in the world."

Why would it bother me that she's from Iran?
It takes all sorts to make a world.

I wanted to fuck the hell out of Jen and actually believed myself to be in with a chance because measured against the guys she was with in the show I did not stand out as notably pathetic.
peter file lel

just not an *actual* cradle of filth user, that would be horrible

it's the british way

She is unironically cute and her personality/mannerisms in the show makes her even more attractive to me. I would be lucky to have a girl like her

This one is quite gay.

Textbook butterface. She has a delicious body. Copper bush would be a bonus.
I think the same about Catherine Tate (Nellie from The Office US) except Tate's face is less tolerable.
BTW, what's with both of them having those boils on their faces?

Fuck off with your upvotes, idiot.

This must be the gayest musical ever made