Cast him

youtube.com/watch?v=5PCWUCv1rnU
reality is bad enough

Jamie, bring up the video of the shaved trumpanzees benching.

We thought calling everyone who was a weak man a cuckold would work but instead it just made people want to be more open about the fact that they don't want to fuck their hideous wives anymore. That's the takeaway- most men would rather have someone else fuck their wives than them. Never get married.

>Snowflake
>Safespace

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oh so they're real? thought it was some shit you guys made up

They're real, but the Yas Forumsmblr brigade have stated that it's a running gag that the new guys get killed off immediately. If that's true or not, I have no idea. I don't read comics and rely on them flooding other boards with their autism for any sort of information.

>SNOWFLAKE AND SAFESPACE: As psychic twins, Snowflake, a cryokinetic, can materialize snowflake-shaped shuriken projectiles for throwing. Safespace can materialize pink forcefields, but he can’t inhabit them himself, the reflex only works if he’s protecting others. They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.”

>"[Snowflake and Safespace] are very similar to Screentime; it's this idea that these are terms that get thrown around on the internet that they don't see as derogatory. [They] take those words and kind of wear them as badges of honor…Snowflake is the person who has the more offensive power, and Safespace is the person who has the more defensive power. The idea is that they would mirror each other and complement each other."

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INTERNET GAS

>muh sjws
>muh trump
you idiots really are cut from the same cloth

it seems like it would be fake because "Snowflake" and "Safespace" are right-wing slurs directed at the left.
So you'd assume it's a parody made by a right winger that's like 4 years behind the memes.

But in actuality, the heroes were designed that way to "take-back" the labels.
I'm not joking.

>SCREENTIME: A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does.

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finally a solution to the JIDF

>b-negative

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literally me

lol, what an idiot

this really wouldn't be much of a super power, you're basically just 2 seconds faster at doing everything normal people do with their phones.
Unless he became one with all digitized knowledge, which would be OP and make him lose his humanity. Which is too dark for what they're trying to do.

>right-wing slurs
that's stopped being a thing like 10 years ago, the left adopted the thing and still spew it, along with boomers
also
>slurs
really, nigga?

makes sense. safe space was unironically used by tumblr before right wingers turned it into a slur. so i guess now it's time for the term to change hands again

I voted for Trump and what is this?

Why isn't the bull black? Put more effort in the details

Can’t wait for HIV POZ to save the day by throwing used drug needles

>experimental internet gas.
>BRAP

hey dummy what do you think B-Negative the blood vampire is supposed to be?

The only people that say "forced diversity" are dipshits from Yas Forums.

>muh sjws
What exactly would you call this comic book concept?

nice quads
>really, nigga?
yes?
>"an insinuation or allegation about someone that is likely to insult them or damage their reputation."

every single human bean on this earth is cut from the same cloth. get a better metaphor pissant

American politics is a cancer for the rest of the world

So it's like how everyone has been called nazi so many times they're actually buying red armbands, interesting.

So you must go on pol a lot

People are acquainted with trolling and shitposting by now, retard. And yet also this type of thing is totally common so pretending this shit isn't out there and it isn't laughably retarded is just disingenuous and suggests you have an agenda.

You honestly believe people dont notice and arent weirded out by that shit? You really think your tumblr shit is mainstream?

i have never seen so much projection in one post in my entire life

Millenials and zoomers really do love cuckoldry. Your obsession with it is strange.

I'm a Trump voter. It will be hilarious when he shuts down Marvel for sedition and not even the sjws defend them. *chuckles*

Obvious bait which the low iq culture warrior cant resist because the culture warrior has drove itself to a state of mental illness obsessing over politics 24/7

checked. this man is a literal 3d soiboy meme. look how poor his posture is. terrible.

>it's real

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forgot pic
this guy says the 90s version of the comic were too cool for him, too buff.

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i don't give a fuck what this faggot's opinion is. i wish all faggots got aids and died in a fire.

Why are non sex having incels obsessed with other people sexual fetishes and preferences?

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Underrated

we're just discussing television and film user

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>b_negative

Youre incels not talking about television or film but sexual preferences

More like HIV Positive, amirite?

why are you obsessed with people who don't have sex?

I don't care but come on, look at that shit and tell me it isn't aggressively lame. Why do comic books all look like in flight safety manuals now? Why do all the women have approved body type? Why do the costumes look like boring sports gear anyone could put together with $50?

Comic books aren't fun or cool or interesting anymore, it's become a political platform to push far left ideologies. No one gave a shit about the X-Mens diverse teams in the 80's or the fact that a black woman led the team for years.

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Fuck off nigger Yas Forums is an incel board

>cuckold
>wh*te
is real!

>be Marvel
>comics is bleeding like hell
>oh fuck chinese virus forces comic stores to shut down
>what do
>LET'S MAKE DIVERSITY TEAM
>BOTH BY WHITE MEN
based Kevin Feige, crashing the mouse with no survivors

It feels completely suicidal. I cannot think of any other reason. They KNOW it's going to tank, why do it now? When the economy is taking a massive hit from the Wuflu?

very-very based post my man
american politics is a huge fiction

Ian "iDubbbbz" Carter.

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Why dont you have sex? It would obviously make you a happier person.

The real thing this is parody is just as bad, if not worse since they are being sincere about it.

that's a common theme in television and film these days, user

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Soooo that's an example of "natural" diversity?