>“Spike Jonze sucks bad. I’ve known Spike Jonze since he was 11 years old and he’s a rich jew from the upper east side. He’s embarrassing as a BMXer and he’s embarrassing as a skateboarder. He’s the biggest fraud out there. If you bring him to a party he’s the least interesting person at the party, he’s the person who doesn’t know anything. He’s the person who doesn’t say anything funny, interesting, intelligent… He’s a pig piece of shit.”
>“Steven Soderbergh sucks.”
>“Wes Anderson sucks.”
>“Sofia coppola is a parasite just like her fat pig father was”.
>“I wouldn’t work for Martin Scorsese for $10 million. He hasn’t made a good film in 25 years. I would never work with an egomaniac has-been.”
>“I don’t relate to any drug addict or alcoholic” – when asked about what he has in common with Dennis Hopper.
>Called Roger Ebert a “fat pig with the physique of a slave trader” before wishing colon cancer upon him (which he then got) when Ebert called Gallo’s infamous movie The Brown Bunny the worst film in the history of Cannes.