IT’S LITERALLY JUST A STRONG FLU, WHY ARE THEY BLOWING THIS OUT OF PROPORTION

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bro there is a holocaust in North Italy going on
what is wrong with you

we have to fill out a spreadsheet detailing what we did for 8 hours

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Say bye bye to paying boomer’s retirement
Corona is based

It's depressing to see how different from them your average user is actually. We shouldn't be used to live like that.

Guess what, bro? Whole world cares about it. You can throw all the soiwojak shit you want at me, but I'm here to tell you that all your faggot contrarianism amounts to fucking nothing, and you'll NEVER get the girl. You know why? Because all that hate is fucking EATING at you.

So get with the times, cunt! Better start accepting group-think if you want that prime, teen pussy. You'd better start fucking researching how to at least pretend you're one of the "cool guys", because all the shitposting in the fucking world won't help your cause.

Your move, shithead.

20x more lethal to unhealthy and elderly duh
Stop spreading mass histeria, jew

Its also man made, likely with malicious intent and we don't know the long-term repercussions of this virus. Best to just not get it and if it turns out to be super-aids, you will be cheering

Because the world benefits from recession, duh.

Wrong, it's more lethal across all age groups.

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say hello to inheritance

>more contagious
on top of this, apparently people who are infected become contagious a few days before they have any symptoms. so it is fucking hard to stop the spread.

>everyone is allowed to work from home
>I can't
>have to interact with people
>can't buy massive supplies since there is no fucking reason to because again, I gotta go to work
>moved back in with parents after Uni because I was saving up for a house on my own and the housing market is fucked here
>even if this becomes a full fledged pandemic of death with hundreds of thousands or even millions upon millions dead, I still won't be able to stay home because I'm a cop and need to protect retards from themselves

WHERE DO WE GET THESE PLACEBOS?

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I did that 20 years ago

it's a far stronger flu that is fucking *invisible*
people are panicking because it cannot be stopped unless you literally shut down society, which is what most of the world is now resorting to

That’s from people who go to the hospital and get tested. Most people who get it just stay at home and get better.

Source?

F
I hope the stray nog bullet ends you quickly

what are the mortality rates, based on AGE, compared to the flu?

I had athsma as a kid but havent had issues for years

What are my odds of survival? Millennial btw

I don't live near nogs. So that's not likely going to happen. I'll die slowly and painfully. Good luck anons

>on top of this, apparently people who are infected become contagious a few days before they have any symptoms. so it is fucking hard to stop the spread.
people are apparently asymptomatic yet contagious for 14-21 days

see
about 20x more deadly than the flu across all age groups

My "move" huh?....well...hey, if you insist...
*disappears into darkness*
*appears behind you and cracks your neck in an instant*
*your body drops like a sack of potatoes*
*sighs*...I almost feel bad about what I just did....................almost
*unzips trousers and tinkles in your dead mouth chuckling at the sound it makes*
*walks away*

RIP (you)

no need to worry.
the only ones getting sick are the wealthy who took the poisoned Adrenochrome.
and china used the pretend lie of corona to round up dissenters and murder them

>be asian
>started developing severe asthma symptoms in October
>can't stop coofing and being short of breath when walking outside in the cold air
>coronavirus happens
Yea the timing could not have been worse

SHOULD I INVEST IN FUNERAL HOMES???

>dude let's panic and crash the economy because a couple of thousand old people died
It's fucking stupid, let it run it's course and kill all the weak and old people, we cant just shut down the world every time there's a flu

get away from me you infested chink. was the bat soup worth it?

>worst case scenario is 22 million americans hospitalized
>~924,000 hospital beds
>very few respirators to go around (trump refused to buy them in jan/feb and is now telling state and local health officials to go find their own respirators, the feds can't help them)
>need to quarantine in order to minimize spread and prevent collapse of the healthcare system
>trumptards STILL pretending corona isn't a big deal and refusing to quarantine

in a few weeks the hospitalizations are going to skyrocket and we will be in the same situation as italy, with doctors having to pick and choose who lives and who dies

>More infectious than flu
>Longer incubation time than flu, up to 21 days in some reports
>Spread asymptomatically
>14% at least reinfection rate
>No built-up immunity
>At least 10x more deadly than flu, possibly 30x more deadly
Troll thread go cough OP

Start stocking up on lighter fluid to burn the dead.

petrol is cheap now at least

best care scenario is when you die

Your fucking ignorance is why it's fucking infecting over 3,000 a fucking day in the US alone.

LOL, that's right
let's not forget that there is an oil price war going on during all of this

Causes lung damage in like 10% of survivors, and there’s no evidence it’s “permanent”, just persistent for several months. In 1 year or so they’ll know if it’s more lasting than that.

>yes goy, go overwhelm hospitals and kill your parents and grandparents, my 15th yacht isn't going to pay for itself

46% mortality rate the second time you catch it

>bro it doesnt even kill you if you're not 80 ahah we cool come to the beach
>3 weeks in the hospital hooked up to a machine to be able to breathe
do all these retards think the only thing bad that can happen in life is dying?

Look up what dearth means.

So does the flu and common cold. It’s called an incubation period. You’re the most contagious before you show signs and symptoms of disease

i just wish it would kill all americans

that number is false

You're right it's probably much higher than that. There's no way to know however as US dropped the ball big time and decided not to do the same test the rest of the world did and go with the CDCs test.

Bunch of fucking mongs.

>tfw you shitpost with Kim Jong Un in a thread together

based policebro. stay safe out there

+5,040 cases
+68 deaths
And that's just from today, motherfucker.
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

calm down karen, it's actually your fucking hysterics that have people running out to stores to panic buy and spread it to each other.

How the fuck are people going to be in a report they’re not in a hospital that reported their numbers. Do you have a home testing kit and report to the CDC

I cant believe you want me dead so badly user!!!

a lot of people literally never develop any symptoms at all, so they're just walking around spreading it

spooky virus

that's worldwide idiot he said in the us alone, in the state that has the most (New York) it had 344 new cases in the last 24 hours.