BRING MY COFFEE BOY!
Hurry up!
Bentley Johnson
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Kevin Edwards
why'd he take howie īn if he hated him?
Lucas Long
Moooove!
Cameron Roberts
Did we ever find who his coffee boy was?
Cooper Jackson
It's easier to make someone miserable if you live with them
Jaxon Cook
abdul from westminster
Logan Thompson
A letter, for user?
Who'd be writing to YOU?
Elijah Flores
John candy is getting old
Liam Cook
wait didnt he die last year
Jose Allen
That's why he needs coffee.
Jose Sanders
Wasn't up to him, Petunia agreed to take him in, after Dumbledore explained it all to her. Or something like that, because Harry needed to be abused to make being "freed' by entering the wizarding world more interesting. If he'd been a spoiled suburban brat, his newfound riches and powers would be a completely different story. And I would read that book, because a rich, arrogant, powerful harry who bullies Slytherin and fucks the best girls at school would be fantastic.
Thomas Myers
I always thought it was weird how Tom Waits also had an Uncle Vernon.
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Cameron Lewis
Yep. Shocked he lived as long as he did, as fat as he was.
Fiona Shaw is still a lesbian, tho.
Joshua Mitchell
Parker Peterson
Some post on Thursday.
Mason Garcia
Freddie Stroma is relentlessly handsome.
Jonathan Torres
based Waits poster
Dominic Wilson
The film where he tried to rape his other nephew's friend was strange
Noah Miller
Fine day, Thursday.
Owen Torres
>GENTLEMEEEENNN
>THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
Benjamin Morris
One minute the post was there and then it was gone, it was like magic!
There's no such thing as a Jannie that works for free!
Angel Barnes
In my opinion, a pretty good day in the week.
Dominic Davis
No blasted shitposts through THIS thread!
Justin Gray
MAAAAAAAAARGE
Blake Turner
Fine day, Sunday
No shitposts on Sunday
Angel Sanchez
An understandable attitude to being cast in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Jacob Williams
Janny's gone mad, hasn't he?
Jaxon Sanders
>THIRTY SIX, BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY SEVEN!
Dylan Hill
No Post on Sunday
Nicholas Morgan
Well when we go out, we're going to get you two new Passes, how's that pumpkin?
Benjamin Bell
I DON'T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE
Angel Cooper
A succulent Chinese meal?
Bentley Watson
well some of your threads have quite a few more posts this year
Elijah Young
Jannie has given user a ban!
user is free!
Nicholas Lopez
Two new threads!
Matthew Powell
>signing in a pass
>No blasted captchas through THIS IP!
Liam Diaz
I forgot the books and movies, their son ends up mellowing out and apologizes to Harry right?
Henry Harris
Yeah, he mellows out after Harry saves his life from the dementor.
Lucas Harris
Yeah they become bros sort of
Liam Williams
>ywn live under Vernon Dursley's roof and spend your life struggling to earn his respect until the day he finally admits he's proud of you
Imagine a movie about that lads
James Barnes
i like dudley's hat :)
Liam Hughes
based withnail and I poster
Jeremiah Hall
tis a nice boater
Daniel Davis
A detail I'm glad they kept from the books even though it's not called attention to.
Adam Diaz
I'm warning you now, boy. Any "funny business", any at all, and you won't walk straight for a week.
Christian Perez
Why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything!
Jackson Murphy
Yes, Aunt Petunia.
Cameron Ortiz
Vernon didn't get the respect he deserved imo
Nathan Nguyen
based
Jackson Morgan
Deh!
Aiden Miller
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Jackson Mitchell
BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOYYYYY
David White
based
Charles Evans
Are foster parents really this evil?
Anthony Wilson
Yes. They share a moment when the Dursleys move away in the final book.
Daniel Fisher
There's a theory (whether or not it's confirmed is beyond me) that Harry being himself a hoarcrux slowly corrupted the Dursleys to become the way they were.
Kind of like what happened with Ron and the necklace hoarcrux
Xavier King
>there's a theory...
It's fucking children's genre fiction written by a woman, there's nothing more to it than what is explicitly written, stop acting like it's anything beyond that.
David Sanchez
desu harry should have fucked the best girls at school. he was literally the most famous wizard not named voldemort/dumbledore and he successfully beat voldemort or his cronies every single school year. girls would be fucking lining up at his door.
Robert Cooper
I never said it was more than that, you sperg. I was simply reciting what others have said.
Henry Brown
Unlimited dick sucks
Jonathan Reyes
Ok
Jack Fisher
They cut it from the film because David Yates is a yack
>I don't think you're a waste of space
Henry Kelly
Right? I would have fucked Romilda Vane senseless every hour of every day in my 6th year if I was Harry. I wouldn't have even bothered with quidditch