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Kayden Cook
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Julian Perez
Ew fucking ridge head freaks
Evan Carter
>it's just a human with a more retarded skeleton
i hate this meme
Isaac Martinez
autism general
Jace Jones
are they terminators?
is that adamantium
Joseph Butler
the fuck is this ribcage
Jackson Reed
Where is captain worf?!
Mason Sullivan
Living out an actual Star Trek show that we're not privy to.
Blake Torres
Washboard headed motherfuckers
William Brooks
What the fuck is the point of that top of the foot claw?
Connor Martin
We were all seeded by the same creator dumbass watch your trek
Jose Fisher
aren't Klingons supposed to have redundant organs
like four lives and three hearts and three pairs of lungs
you know the whole idea of them cordially interacting with humans is fucking stupid anyway, they'd crush every human cuck that so much as looked at them wrong like a bug they make African Americans look like pacifists
Parker Ward
wrong, i was sneeded
Blake Carter
Do you guys think that the Zhat Vash and the Bene Gesserit rip-off were originally the same Romulan cult but the writers fucked up half-way through the reshoots?
Jayden Clark
austim in deciding it wasn't just a boot spike but an actual part of their anatomy
Jacob Powell
Attention Bajoran workers. I have an announcement to make...
FUCK the Prophets
FUCK Odo
FUCK Bajor
FUCK Kira's Mother
FUCK the Federation
And most of all, FUCK Bajoran woman. If you know what I mean...
Christopher Brown
Instead of a single strong thigh bone they have two weak ones. Klingons are leglets.
Anthony Garcia
old
Aiden Turner
>those ribs
No wonder Klingon's are glass jaw'd. That shit would break ridiculously easy.
I'm guessing it's supposed to be like a raptor toe or something, god only knows why a primate would need that.
Evan Peterson
What the fuck would be the function of the ulna and radius twisting around like a spiral staircase?
That is retarded.
Isaiah Collins
Based for spelling it right. Hate the plebs who write shit like 'ptakh' instead of petaQ
Zachary Foster
He means sex in the pusy
Brody Gomez
Dear /trek/ I am in serious need of Benjamin Sisko memes and I need them now. Sincerely, user
Juan Gutierrez
Does it say in the lyrics that Michael Burnham should act like a cunt?
Jacob Adams
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after all Klingons receive the Auschwitz treatment.
Dylan Ramirez
That's not a Klingon. My writers told me Klingons are bald!
Connor Torres
...
Charles Wright
Why does Kurtzman look like a child actor in old man make-up?
Jeremiah Harris
it’s so they can rapidly unwind them and give you the ol’ spinaroo
Kayden Jenkins
Eli Sanders
Can we at least see one Federation ship by the time this show ends?
Kevin Barnes
You have writers?
Lucas Cook
WORF LOOK OUT
Nicholas Taylor
>in less than a week laws won't exist anymore and you'll be able to hunt and impale kurtzman for sport
anybody want to form a posse?
Cooper Scott
>patrick, stop, it's a children's television show
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Nolan Clark
>they'd crush every human cuck that so much as looked at them wrong
Why is it that every member of Starfleet who has only taken 3 hours of training in yoga, able to kick the shit out of any Klingon then? Even women and remote controlled Ferengi are too much for the average Klingon. I remember a scene where Sisko fights 3 Klingons at the same time and finishes of the last one by stabbing him with his own Bat'leth like he could have done it in his sleep.
Klingon warriors are weak as shit.
Nathan Foster
In all fairness the punishment should match the crime, so Kurtzman should be raped in his butt.
John Campbell
Klings are all talk.
Thomas Walker
redundant sex organ
Noah Powell
fuck this virus, I even started STO again
Parker Carter
Jaxon Rodriguez
Fontaine was too good for late DS9.
Mason Campbell
that was one of the worst cope outs from the entire series. It would've been better if they hadn't address it at all
Grayson Perry
It's a television show so the good guys typically win. You know that, right?
Samuel Edwards
looks like shit
David Russell
That bad, huh?
Christian Cooper
What would a Klingon-Vulcan hybrid be like?
Parker Torres
He doesn't
Cooper Barnes
maybe they're not warriors at all but just larpers
Nausicans are the real deal, not Klingons
Luis Bailey
I don't remember our favorite spoonhead winning. You lie.
Gavin Barnes
Sexy
Juan Wright
Please and thank you
Asher Cooper
>mortal boards
Does other Trek confirm their usage on the 23rd century?
Aaron Russell
Dylan Thompson
Fucking based and DidNothingWrongPilled.
Julian Rogers
Who would win?
Austin Bell
>Barclay in quarantine. He's confined to the holodeck.
Josiah Cooper
Probably Data. He'd be faster and smarter.
Nathaniel Cruz
>photos in the future
We've stopped making those now.
Jack Mitchell
Who's stronger, Data or Worf?
Leo Sanchez
look at this thing
Jacob Russell
True, unfortunately the showrunner made the mistake of thinking Dukat was a bad guy. His error really and an anomaly. Truly, Gul Dukat did absolutely nothing wrong.
Jose Mitchell
>lattice ribcage
lmao what the fuck a single kick to the chest and you're like a walking balloon of bone shrapnel
Wyatt Ortiz
Cool. Looks like the model they used for the Veridian III landing.
Asher White
No shit, user
James Scott
ENDURE THIS DUBSMINION
Easton Sanders
>tfw got fren to make all these photoshops and nobody appreciates
All this new OC...
Andrew Miller
Hopefully coronavirus kills off every boomer so that nuTrek loses half of its enablers
Jayden Rogers
Are you sure you aren't thinking of Stargate SG1, which was comfy af btw
Bentley Mitchell
no. I think they are legit feminist writers and having 2 identical secret all female assassin sects makes perfect sense to them.
Jack Gray
Praise the founders!
Brayden Ortiz
Nobody actually watches nuTrek, bro. It's kept running on politics alone.
Jaxon Garcia
Klingon males have comparable strength to humans (and female Bajorans). Lore made short work of him and they speculated in Clues that Data was the one who broke his hand (even though it was Troi).
Dominic Evans
>not a single hidden Space Invader
Lame. I don't know why I thought there would be though.
Cooper Torres
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE EMISSARY
Brody Kelly
In Nemesis Picard has a photo of his younger himself.
Colton Howard
Get out of my HEAD!!!!!
Jordan Thomas
I think it's a pretty important topic to discuss in Star Trek, given how obviously similar everyone looks
Me personally I like the idea that all life in the universe comes to a point of natural progression in their evolution where the social humanoid dominates the planet
Jonathan Rogers
desperate times, desperate measures
William Cox
wHAT DIDN'T rIKER FUCK?
Ryan Rogers
He should have fucked Yar, considering how she made eyes at him when he reconnected the saucer in the series premiere. Sadly, there's not even fanfic of this pairing. I imagine the sex would have been very aggressive.
Camden Collins
>did you ever feel stupid in star trek
>...
>did you ever feel stupid in that hat
Jack Cooper
Himself
Oh wait
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Connor Davis
imagine being so horny you wanna fuck andro aliens and bynars
Ayden Young
>characters make eye contact
>immediately cuts to them having sex