>Where they found me was a Kohl’s audition >Camera-smiling, eyes all shining >What they offered seemed a dream position >Reality tv friending >When they drove me out to Broward County >Trepidation, trepidation >Never knew I’d get so familiar with >Granulation, dialation
>Now his crotch is kinda runny, smellin kinda bad >Best I can do is laughin, just to keep from goin mad >If I’d considered longer, it’s a choice I’d never make >When people call this normal, very clear we are in >Clown World, Clown World
>Did my best to keep a high GPA >Lettered Vars’ty, women’s soccer >“Girl” who broke my knee, a cool 220 >“Hormone blockers,” “hormone blockers” >1480 on my last SAT >No good offers, no good offers >Faggot retard drew a rainbow mermaid >Straight to Harvard, straight to Harvard
>And I find it kinda funny, no sense in bein mad >There ain’t no point in cryin when the world is goin mad >So call me Clarabella, Clown College was my break >When people call this normal, very clear we are in >Clown World, Clown World >A Honkler-filled world >Clown World
There's something oddly comforting knowing what cosmic horrors these trannies will go through in as little as ten years as their frankenparts disintegrate
Filming crews they captured me hugging fella with welts He was hun, wrecked his thighs/shitter, and guy smell I lost my erection, he had pimples and kissing bloke had gross taste Oh Mother, why’d you have to phone me, say I’m not gay? I’m a NEET from Philadelphia
Jazz had bad attitude, said I want to go home I smelled aromas: men bits shattered and raw At night I could hear ass/cunt drip with paint Filled his gut with snacks, triplin’ weight I’m a NEET from Philadelphia
Faking dating tubby freak “he” This dumb troony guy needs meds Hope he don’t kiss me no more I washed a thousand times To forget he’s “him”
Film lights are turned off, I’m writhing in pain Embarr-assed myself, gay to get paid Made kit-ty where butt is and can’t bare no kids Watch it leaking in bunches and flow with piss I’m a NEET from Philadelphia
Jazz should take notes. This is how perfectionists really work. Every single person in this compilation clearly worked hard at what they produced and wouldn't let it go until they were satisfied with it. They didn't scrap their work and rattle off some halfass bullshit at the last minute.
Juan Cook
it shouldn't be legal to trick men into wanting to fuck you
Oliver Phillips
Very Very Special. Exactly. Jazz is not what I would call a perfectionist, as he stole his buddies work and decided to try to profit off of it himself. It was extremely cringey.
Someone requested me to do Killshot; it was hard to sing along to, so I stopped halfway.
Eminem - Killshot
Can’t have any kids, bitch Dumb and drugged up Since you’re man, you need a shaver You hun? Fuckin peen’s smeared You white? Your Mother help you wipe, fuckin peen’s smeared (You still bloke) You ruined your buns Your Mother help you wipe, fuckin peen’s smeared Why your Mom help you wipe? (Scrilla)
Evil Mom is filming for the checks Black wipes since your dickey just got wrecked Gait? You’re a cis he? Thighs and chest This cult should be a crime, incontinent, pee on the bed Have a pity party cause I won’t attend a Harvard class Nauseous, di-late vile, in my organ tract REEEEEE lies, I often was taught to act “Smear pap” all I want, I’m your daughter, I hope I’ll be a martyr, GLAAD “Man”, “Man”, “Hun” Is he tan? Have different Dad? Butt “ow!” ain’t gonna change your sex, splatter your damn nuts Then have a tantrum You’re guy and bloke, thighs swollen, yucky brine dribble Dude cry and choke, rotten lie and joke Find somebody to elope? No you’re crazy You so depressed and losing hope, pushing daisies You’re a guy, Yas Forums board yelling “dude!” Moldy hole you dilate, see you join the 42 Told the phony lies (“Kid, you’re bold”) loud, yelling, rude You’re a homely guy, with thighs killed, lout/fella/dude Try henny/wine, I’m mad, scream, manic, attitude Ow my cock let out puddles, I don’t need to poo So disgusting, open mouth chewing food
Butthole is cut and so ill Ow, thigh will spray a fountain, spouting goo, ew! (Buffa) ”lo Bill” laughin cause your gut/chest so barrel, can’t make bones narrow Plumber? Itch your taint, shit grossest airflow Way ill, plugged up butt cheeks plus need more pills, stay in bed (shart) Takin’ meds, that’s the only time you faux chill Eating til you’re spherical cause chode peeled Why’d your Mum split your hole? Sick, needy and evil ho Bust is fake and affixed, plus your belly, I’m not being satirical …Chin is hairy… “Hey Xim, you’re fat, try Atkins, bub So sad and you’re blubbering”, eat fruit, that was brief, dammit it shows What did you grow? Moobs Know pronouns before you call me “he”, lil’ troon Butt it bleed, cause your chode ripped? Damn, you’ve had enough, tummy with more food Ya cunt is a drum of stew, ho Suffering? No, film me happy, it’s scummy, but hope flew In Pampers like baby, breed mold leak, drip messy, weep old poo Till the Mama gets paid Can instill a gross change in a 2 year old’s brain Got your Dad to pay for your gross titties, lil’ clitty, so gay Peel like you are sunbathing in Biscayne Lots of pity for pain, dance in drag like Soul Train Chute is a shitty hole, just discussing nig, ya old flame He should date his own race, Ahmir really dope You pained then made a slit next to your dickey, your taint Hope fillet is quick and my sticky goes, you are so men-tal-ly slow
Yeah, it was in the last thread when the finale was airing. It seemed strange how the thread was really active for like 20 minutes and then everyone just disappeared while it was still airing, especially when random threads at 2am got more activity. Hopefully the odd thread still gets made, since there's nothing else to really make so much OC about.
Ryder Price
This one? I normally try to save them when I see a new one. Hard to reply when the tranny janny bans u for triggering them. (Not breaking rules, just gets a ban for no reason for posting OC in these threads) They also have been auto saging and deleting Jazz threads here for some reason.
I hope to get around to recording some of the other popular parodies. I've been hesitant to record other people's because I don't want anyone to think I'm trying to steal their work.
Elijah Jackson
Yeah, that's it. I don't know what song could be parodied that would outdo that one, but it's fun always trying to top your own work. Maybe a few days off from Jazzposting will cool the jannies' temper.
Xavier Davis
I get why you'd think that; I made an Enter Sandman parody for /asp/ last year that got really popular, especially after someone else recorded it. I doubt anyone would believe me if I said I made it. It's all just for fun though, so I wouldn't feel robbed of credit or anything if any of mine got done.
Grayson Campbell
Record any and all, I am positive they would want you to record them.
