How did Shelob sting Frodo if he had mithril chainmail?

she stabs him in the neck in the books
bravo hackson

That's okay and respect to Tolkien but if a spider that big stung you in the neck it would have ripped your head off

for you

In the book, she stung him in the neck

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>poison
VENOM

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Maybe you shouldnt have two words for it then. Your language is dumb, though easy to learn I suppose.

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In fact I think Jackson probably thought it did not work visually.
I suppose Tolkien imagined the stinger as longer and delicate, that could paralyze with almost a touch. Jackson visualized as something the last daughter of Ungolianth could use to pierce a mithril chainmail.
I am fine with both.

8 centimeters body length? What the fuck, I'm pretty sure she was big as all fuck in the books too although it was a long time since I last read them

You are right and reading above even the prof T botched it.

He decided to show his cleavage and that's where Shelob stung him

Why do directors do this all the time? They always have to change the slightest things in the source material. If I had a book series that some film company wanted to make into a movie, I'd stipulate into the contract that no arbitrary changes are allowed to be made without my approval.

>continuity error
To be honest he has his chest all exposed in that picture

that's... that's the model size lad

It was unzipped at the chest area probably due to the heat because Frodo is dumb and not combat ready at all times due to being hobbit

>she paralyzed them and then sucked them off.

Sounds like my ex-wife.

Non Americans need to fuck off from this site

that guy has two right hands

Don't be autistic. Sometimes visually stuff would not work. See in the commentary how they changed Galadriel gifting Gimli of the hair, and why.

Oh

>americans have to make do with just one right hand due to their lackluster healthcare

Sad news.

Euro hours is the real Yas Forums

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Why wouldn't you want two different words? It's two different things.

I can get a man because of the old Gondor tower but why would an elf ever go near Shellobs lair

>Sometimes visually stuff would not work
Only for a hack filmmaker.

I encourage you to search for that part.
And to be less of a bitter autist.

Its basically the same thing. The context would already explain what you mean.

Though admittedly when I think about it, 'poison' and 'married' is the same word in my language kek

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>implying Elrond and Galadriel dont have their own spec ops scout teams

Also Mirkwood elves are human-tier dumb and might do something like that for fun

Based

She gets him right above the dick, past the reach of the shirt.

>chainmail
Stop triggering my autism

Thats big for a spider in england

>Phial of Galadriel
They had gamer girl bathwater in the Third Age?

If you re-watch it, you can see that the actual sting attack isn't visible, you just see a close-up of Frodo's face. Maybe Shelob stuck him in the back of the neck or just above the mithril shirt's collar in the upper back.

Pheromone scented water has been unironically sold for a long ass time. This is just the first time in history the purchasing power ends with the woman and not a man.

Back of the knee maybe

He should have bled to death. Her sting is like a fucking knife.

Shelob like her mom is not a spider but a muh lovecraftian type creature. So the sting is likely magic

He doesn't. Look at the length of the fingers on both palms (I assume you meant the guy who's getting gruesomely butchered [ :( ]), both his palms are turned with their upper side to the camera and they're more or less symmetrical to each other so it means one is left and one is right because the lenght of fingers changes in a symmetrical manner.

>Though admittedly when I think about it, 'poison' and 'married' is the same word in my language kek
You mean in your own understanding? Because it would be hilarious if there was a language where those two meanings are represented by a single form.

I don't know, user, you see most of the movement she makes to sting him before it cuts to Frodo's face, it looks like she's stinging him in the belly or even balls.

Its literally the same word. Written, spelled and spoken the same.

en.bab.la/dictionary/norwegian-english/gift

Heh, that's amazing. Norwegians seem to have a good grasp of things

Every American ive ever met in real life was a total cunt

She stung him in the asshole, that wasn't covered by Mithril.

how strong were the balrogs if they chased off ungoliant after she drank from the two trees?

I just noticed that Denethor was taking Faramir to burn him with himself to some crypt through some bridge at the side of Minas Tirith but when he started burning he ran through the front, icicle-shaped courtyard of the castle. What, did he run through all the turns and corridors while burning to spectacularly fall from the front edge of the courtyard?

You'd like me, I think.

I think there was only one Balrog as there was only one Shelob. They're individual demons much like Azazel and Belzebub or whatever.

>tfw no shelob gf

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Seems like a pretty serious design flaw in the armor, that's the first place I'd be going for.

Stoya is not even that good of a pornstar, most of her videos are dirty filth and her facial expressions are terrible when she gets fucked.

Everything in middle earth is smaller, so while Sheila is 8 cm the hobbits are only 1 cm.

what

I bet you would

There were a lot of them, but the number is unspecified. Feanor killed 12 of them, Glorfindel killed one, Ecthelion killed Gothmog their "leader" and Gandalf killed Durins bane, but it is said there were more out there at least before the War of Wrath.
Also makes one wonder how lowly Tolkien thought of the stunties if one balrog can take down the strongest dwarven kingdom when a single elf autist can solo 12

The Shelob for that shit LoTR game you posted was based off a pornstar called Stoya.
It is a travesty what they did to Shelob tbqh, Tolkien must be rolling in his grave

Yes, I would.

Was that in Silmarillion? Because I never read that

>If I had a book series that some film company wanted to make into a movie, I'd stipulate into the contract that no arbitrary changes are allowed to be made without my approval.
A lot of authors are do this. They’re the ones whose books are never made into movies.

Wait till Amazon's multi racial travesty airs, Tolkien will rise up out of the grave

Well it's not like Tolkien had a say in this. Most changes Jackson made were for the bettet, like the army of Dead taking oart in Battle of Minas Tirith. I will never forgive him for not showing Tom Bombadil tho

The entire game is a travesty, its like their entire purpose was to see how much they could rape the lore. Take your pick from Isildur and helm hammerhand being a nazguls, two female ching chong nazguls, player character using minas morgul as a jailer of the damned before succumbing to the ring, hot sexy she elf assassin, that shelob thing, we wuz gondorians, the list goes on
And that game could have absolutely stood on its own in its own or another setting for fucks sake

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SIlmarillion, the Fall of Gondolin and some might be from the unfinished tales