Lol why is this getting deleted?

Hold on now, "The Queen" wasn't the real Padme, she was a decoy. It should be "handmaid" Padme with Lil Annie

Padme was 15 when she met Anakin at age 10. What's the problem?

First one is based but I'm sorry about that second one :(

I thought there was going to be some plot involving Anakin falling in love with Keira Knightley instead of Natalie, or both of them, or something. anything to add a bit more ambiguity and dramatic conflict.

most of Yas Forums doesn't. they're fake casual "fans" and come here just for recreational outrage.

the sit-what asshole?

it literally is. all of this started with the US elections.

The existence of Yas Forums is nu4chan, zoomer faggot.

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new J4nitors don't take kindly to off-topic shitpoasts. please discuss Star Wars(tm).

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like 10% of Yas Forums actually watches movies, dumbass
get over it

Because he was nine, not ten. Didn't you hear that Weird Al song?

Also, what point is the nazi trying to make here? They didn't hook up until ten years later.

Hey anone we have a Yas Forums expert right here.

Its a joke user, lighten up.

because Juan doesn't want to see his deepest Lust knowing it will never be fulfilled

I genuinely don't understand the joke.

Pol is Yas Forums you fucking left leaning parasite.

Not based

Get off my website.

is the joke that /ss/ is hot or that pedophilia is evil?

No U feggit

The joke doesn't work though, he's implying Padme sexually groomed Anakin from she 10, which didn't happen and was never implied.

He's stretching more than fucking thicc Mrs Incredible to make this comparison.

>stonetoss just makes me angry, this is your fault Yas Forums

>Implying this didn't happen IRL

Royalty leads to some weird situations, one such being age-gap political marriage/matchmaking.

Like in China for awhile it was a big thing, noblewomen marrying young commoner boys, since they were of a lower standing and didn't' threaten the wife's noble holdings/wealth where a nobleman husband could.

Never understood how some dudes force people to suck their dicks. What if they bite it off? Even if you manage to kill or beat the shit out of the person you're raping you'll still remain an eunuch.

Its just a JOKE jesus

She tacitly conspired with Watto (they're both Jewish).

posting this every day until trannies fuck off

>stonetoss is a nazi

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>Stonetoss makes a completely apolitical comic about a movie
>delete this now jannie reeeeee!

Because the person with your cock in their mouth KNOWS you will kill them if they did that, and they figure giving a blowjob is preferable to dying

user, listen to me:

THE JOKE DOESN'T WORK AND BECAUSE THE JOKE FAILS IT'S NOT FUNNY.

user, listen to me carefully:

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

Unless you pick some psycho. I wouldn't take the chance.

I’ve been her longer. So you leave.

What's the joke, exactly? Even if he got some action from prime Padme, that wouldn't turn him to the dark side.

Thanks for admitting defeat, glad we could clear that up.

This is extremely offensive to democrats like me because I enjoy fucking 10 year old boys

I'm aware this comic has nothing to do with politics, but I'm going to be angry anyway

I don't get it

So this is a reddit/pol argument... woah

Pedophilia isn’t apolitical

Anakin became evil because he was abused as a child

Imagine not fantasizing about straight shota'd. Imagine being gay

>be me
>be 9
>have 16 yo babysitter
>she's kind of a bitch
>im a fat kid who likes to steal snacks
>she eventually catches me
>she ties me up and puts a biscuit up my ass

Try telling that one to a therapist.

was it a tasty biscuit

By who? and that's not in the movies.

>By who?
His slavemaster perhaps?

put yoda's case last and it's middly funny

1 and 3 don't sound too bad although i have no idea what an "heavy petting relationship" would be

obviously by the character in the bottom left panel.

that didn't happen and isn't even implied so it 'doesn't make sene and it's not funny

The texture could be described as pleasing.

>recreational outrage
is that the new term for shitposting?

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>child slavery is implied
I'm sorry user, I'm going to have to imply your asshole now

It's the onions equivalent of Daily 2 Minute Hate.

I've shamed myself by laughing at this.

She fucked her dog while he watched and jerked off.

stonetoss is a nigger

>heavy petting relationship
fingering/jerking each other.