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OH NO NO NO

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It IS retarded, but I can see what JJ was trying to do with it so it's the one stupid moment in the movie I let slide. I have more of a problem with stuff like force healing or her lineage

This is what happens when Mystery Box writers say "fuck it."

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It was multiple re-shoots all poorly stitched together by Disney pretty much giving up and just wanting to get it over with. Episodes 7 and 8 did their damage, and there was no real way to fix it.

And that shit's canon.

>food metaphors

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Rey Palpatine Skywalker-Solo

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Where does the solo come from?

so let me get this straight. a guy waits to see the death star explode, then goes searches nearby planets that had debris from the death star fall and make sure it was the 'right' piece.
then sits at some exact spot and makes a knife with an outline on the blade that matches what he is seeing on the horizon (debris of death star in the water). then uses said knife to go and kill palpatine's clone and wife because reasons and when he is done, he gets rekt'd by some reject dune slug in a cave because he was there for reasons.

It's canon!

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She's Disney-married to Kylo

What's wrong here? I take it this is on Bespin?

for some reason the only thing i liked was when the connection between rei and kylo got so real stuff materialized between the two settings

>for some reason
Because it was cool

If you only knew what's going in the official -- it's canon! -- Star Wars comics:

> Leia accidentally got caught and carbon frozen, destined to be hauled away to Imperial interrogation.

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if it's not on film (not even on dvd extras) on theatrical release, it is not canon.

Ok it's stupid they froze her, I still don't see what's wrong with Luke looking for his lightsaber.

On the other hand though, she needs to know about how carbon freezing works by episode 6 since she rescues Han. It would make the most sense that she only knows about his blindness because she experienced it herself.

Yes.

Of course, last I saw -- in an actual movie -- Luke had bugged out to a Rebel cruiser out beyond to get a new hand installed, but I haven't read the whole series to know how he got back to Bespin a few day later to go trash picking.

The current run of Marvel comics are -- as Disney insists -- canon.

They are canon as far as the franchise owners are concerned, and frankly I don't think they care too much about what you personally consider canon

>I still don't see what's wrong with Luke looking for his lightsaber.

"Shit. I forgot my lightsaber. Anyone got a spare Tie Fighter I can borrow to fly back across the galaxy thru a triumphant Imperial Fleet to get it?"

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Not him. Doesn't luke go back because he's having force visions about it?

> Disney bought Lucasfilm in 2014 and a simple, new canon was officially established. Everything published after April 24, 2014 is considered canon.

Sorry, bro.

Yeah. Well that's his personal reason, everyone on the team needs to go back for their own reason

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>The fight in Kef Bir was incredibly kino if I may say so myself
that was good, the final space fight is a disaster

If you watched any Star Wars from 2006 onwards, you’re an idiot

If you watched any from 2015 onwards, you’re clinically retarded, an idiotic preteen girl, or a faggot consoomer like Eric butts that genuinely deserves the rope

>Sorry bro
Sorry what? We are in agreement. These comics are from after 2014

This, but replace 2006 with 1980 and 2015 with 1999

The arc described:

io9.gizmodo.com/this-weapon-is-not-your-life-1842399198

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Neat.

Next time, please don't link to gizmodo though. They don't deserve any more money

Please use the web archive before linking clickbait sites.

Actually might start reading this

it's still the only Star wars movie I haven't seen.

No u

ROTS is based, don’t be a faggot

I don't get why you give those a pass but not legitimately terrible writing. It doesn't matter what kind of a reference JJ was making, it still has to make some fucking sense or else it shouldn't be in the movie. A competent writer could have a fun homage that is also logically consistent.

Stop and think about it for two seconds. It's now possible to teleport things (people?) across the galaxy through the force. Really think through the implications of that

I watched this back to back with Sonic.
I liked Sonic more.

It's literally what Star Wars fanboys asked for after TLJ: All over the place mindless action, fanservice and nostalgia pandering. See what said. They don't want a good film, they want a "good Star Wars".

>think through the implications of that

fuck you, this is a shitty kids movie, i just liked that they didnt try to explain it

There is literally nothing wrong with this by the way

If you don't like it then you're just an Incel.

>then sits at some exact spot and makes a knife with an outline on the blade that matches what he is seeing on the horizon (debris of death star in the water).
No. The knife is an ancient sith artifact that existed long before the Death Star. So they did in fact build the Death Star in a way that its remains would line up with that old artifact after exploding.

A clusterfuck that tries
- improve the shitty world building of Rehash Awakens
- to fix all the shit Ruin Johnson did
- end the trilogy

I've only watched it once but I enjoyed it more than Last Jedi. I had issue with the dialogue to explain everything that's happening and retconning all the fuckups from previous episodes. A bit of a panderfest but worth it for the wild ocean scenes. I'm sure my hatred will grow with further watches.

No, it's not wrong. It's just a shitty practice to sacrifice your artisitc integrity (assuming Abrams ever had that) to pander to whiny fanboys who want to watch the same thing they've watched over 40 years before, but worse.

This sounds so retarded.

The dagger could just have been the key to enter the Sith temple

>worth it for the wild ocean scenes

it was literally episode 3 lava fight but with waves instead of lava

It reminded me more of the wild ocean from a level in Killzone 2.

Star Wars had zero artistic integrity after episode 5. Literally exists to sell toys so you might as well embrace the schlock and learn to have a good time with it.

you think thats dumb?
The movie is full of nonsensical mcguffins

The death of Darth Vader was pretty kino

>Star Wars had zero artistic integrity after episode 5.
Artisitic integrity means nothing more or less than that the creator follows his own vision and is not swayed by popular opinion. Think of Lucan and Johnson what you will, but they had that integrity. Abrams doesn't. And neither did anyone involved in Solo or Rogue One.

This

Hey, I didn't say it couldn't be kino. In fact, 6 is my favorite SW movie.

Thats not how the Force works

That would make less sense

Of course it doesn't. It's JJ Abrams we're talking about.