Movies for this feel

kys pedo

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.

Boomer gibberish

>1819
>cameras on that level
>1019 b.c.
>Art on that level
I hate it

Modern longevity has bred generations of lazy layabouts. A thousand years ago people got shit done because they simply didn't have the time to do otherwise.

Both correct you contrarian retards

>2020 - my transformation into a wizard is almost complete
>2030 - dies due to excessive cooming

He's accepting his imminent death because whoever made that picture didn't understand what average life expectancy means.

Homeless retards in Greece lived double that time.

>1000 bc
>ye olde english
Retarded

>cant into statistics

As expected from contrarian imbeciles

>high infant mortality means everyone lived to 30

I bet you give great blowjobs.
Because you are absolutely fantastic at sucking fun out.

lel you fucking moron

do women not know that "I'm not ready for a relationship" is code for "you're an abhorrent person and I don't want to spend any more time with you"

Isn't bad statistics what lead to the misconception in the first place? I thought failure to factor infant mortality rates was what keeps this thought alive

It only works that way when they say it.

He’s grateful he got to eat something exotic in his life
I know fruit and berries weren’t exotic back then but that’s not the point

this, brainlets don't understand lifespans.

Ok, pajeet

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Yes, most ancient life expectancy averages double when you remove infant deaths.

user, the same reason why the "average" age of death was around ~30 is the same reason why people were shitting out dozens of babies.

>berries and fruits were luxuries for ancient people

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>age meme is based on average life expectancy in Europe during medieval times
>the average is heavily diluted by high child mortality due to rampant disease and lack of treatment for accidental injuries
>retards in 2020 still think that somehow old people were invented in the 18th century and before that everyone just expected to die in their early 30s
>yet somehow we know of people like Socrates who remained active until he was 70 years old when he committed suicide 2500 years ago
Off yourself retard

You just know

Stop being ugly and get a job

See

I am not ugly. Not particularly handsome either, but certainly not ugly.
Have a part time job that's now a bit fucked, last year of college.

>The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.
- Some jew 2,500 years ago observing that people tended to die at around age 70, some strong ones made it to 80

Then you have no excuse, unless you're non white

And I bet your brain is so small I can stick my dick in your ear and it will come out the other one

How is not wanting to be tied down with a wife and kids in your 20s lazy and selfish?

ears are not holes

am socially inept though

Well i'll fucking make them holes

Michelangelo made pic related from a single solid block of marble at 24 years of age

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Well not everyone is born to be Michelangelo, thats what makes him so special

This is the stupidest facebook meme I have ever seen, the guy in the second panel is in late Victorian clothing, nobody looked like that in 1819 and fruit being something special and noteworthy to what I assume is an ancient Greek is just complete ignorance

>in mid/late high school
>oh lol our country just got into a gigantic war
>oh lol the banking system just broke
>oh lol coronavirus
>oh lol the banking system just broke again

GO ASK A WOMAN ON A DATE NOW REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESFUL

youtube.com/watch?v=2mClfU2NStY
Glass snorter detected.

...he just might have something here

This is absolute bullshit.
Most men want to settle down early, but the women are the ones who are never ready.

having a woman today is like having an extra boss

>first marriage
lol we're not talking about rural life here are we?

Dude was crazy, imagine being in your knees for years on end trying to finish a painting in a huge church

Life isn't as experience explosive as it is now.

this is what you get with that

youtube.com/watch?v=ThcUPa3XAC0

The theme of this meme is experience in life.

What you did in your life.

The meme explains that now we dont need children to absorb our time and that in bc times were so bland even eating fruit was the pinnacle of the life.

It's a low tier meme.

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I wish fucktard 1 and fucktard 2 were here so I could kill them. I would top it off by killing ms crys a lot too. God, I fucking hate everyone so much. You're all so selfish, idiotic, clueless and rude. I would murder so many people if I could.

people like that on the left seriously disgust me

>God, I fucking hate everyone so much. You're all so selfish, idiotic, clueless and rude
>I'm different though

everyone who made it past childhood lived til around 65

People are improving, good

someone hasnt gotten their tendies yet, i see.

Yeah because I'm none of those things. I'm not the one harassing anyone or making anyone be around me, am I? I am a fucking saint for what I put up with.

> t. has no children

>you seem quite fun to talk to

This unironically
Also a 12 year old wife

To pretend you're not selfish is just blatant error. Though, I assume you think selfishness is inherently-negative -- another error.

Yes :(

back to your grave mrs. rand

I want to be as famous as Edmund Kemper.

The vatican also ripped him off and never paid

Beta males rush to make babies for their woman, since that's what THEY want.
Instead of chilling out and taking their time, they give in to female pressure, likely with the first woman that will begrudgingly have them.
Guys, you can have kids all your life.
As a guy, if you even think about kids before age 35, you are retarded in my view.