I'm told it's the equivalent of a mild flu

>yeah, because i'm better than you. got a problem with that?

How would I know? I'm not a normie

This is our time to *cough*

coough

Human words but horse man

They ain't police crime in philly. Alot of negro packs outside roaming

>How many infections do we have?
>10, but we only have 10 tes....
>10, not great, not terrible

>bat soup No. 4 ordered by Jin Xi Ping, is now a global pandemic

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Perfect post.

This shit is actually lethal and even if you recover you'll sustain irreparable and permanent damage to your respiratory system. If society at large knew the truth there would be legit anarchy in the streets. Governments are looking to maintain order long enough to construct shelters and build up stockpiles. Watch, as the days progress the news will become more and more dire, and by the time they're telling you the truth there won't be enough time to do anything about it.

woah sounds pretty dangerous I guess I should panic and sell all of my stuff to buy bread

If you don't have a three month supply of food and fresh water, and the means to defend yourself, you 100% should sell your material possessions in order to acquire the means of survival. I'm not even remotely joking.

kek

Wtf I'm rioting on the streets now

I will eat you. Do you understand me? I will consume you. When the chains of law and order fall slack you will feel my jaw. I will not perish in the apocalypse. I am reborn through it.

Fuck you asshole, I like it

Can you tell me were your adress? Asking for a friend

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I was born in the dark, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was nearly a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

I live in Toronto, Canada. I do not want to, but understand, if you force my hand I will strike you down with lethal fury. I am well prepared to defend myself and my means of survival.

I do not fear you.

Personally, I think that the sequel to Chernobyl is ridiculously overblown and tasteless. Just because it's a hundred times more disastrous doesn't make it a hundred times more entertaining.

Tell me, how does an RBMK Nuclear reactor explode?

Literally the idiots in the British government.

Lmao you're going to get ravaged by shitskins down there, sorry chum

Why did I see positive tests on the roof?

The irony is that the danger from Chernobyl was also overblown.

Tell me, how does a mild flu kill 500 Italians in a day?

We're just having fun user. Nothing more.

nothing that reminds me of Chernobyl is ever a bad thing.

We don't actually know that it will cause permanent damage. Pneumonia cases long-term damage to respiration, people with severe corona gets pneumonia. The articles suggesting it's permanent are panicbait, we don't know since it's only been around for 3 months which is the same time it would take to recover from regular pneumonia.

>tv show tries to show the corruption and evil in the soviet union and people make comparisons to china's handling of the corona virus, but as the virus spreads further to the west unknowingly also highlight the enormous strength and self-sacrifice still present even in those decadent, on their last legs- authoritarian regimes that is nowhere to be found in the neo-liberal "efficient" west where all margins and stockpiles have been reduced in many countries in the name of efficiency.

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Faggots who are giddy about some day of reckoning bullshit because they want to role play as Mad Max have been the worst thing about this whole ordeal.

"Satellites" melted down on purpose by people who refused to live in a world without Marxism. Top ranking officials knew nothing of the moon landing due to censors.

After Sulemaini and victory in Afghanistan, Iran poisoned the world.

We knew of both, and just made the fools who did it get it the worst.

Wash your hands. Oh no!

Literally the worst character.

Literally China right now.

>suddenly realize that i'm not prepared at all
>order a fuckload of mass gainer powder and drive to their warehouse
>200,000 calories for $350
>60% carbs, 39% protein, 1% fat
>bought a fuckton of canned sardines to make up for the lack of fat

Even if nothing happens, I'll just sell this shit to bodybuilder fags online at a very small loss.
I'll see you starved out faggots on the other side.

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dat mass

nice address faggot

Peanut butter is also a very efficient foodstuff to stockpile, lasts for ages and contains a shit-ton of calories per kilogram.

what the fuck are you talking about

Lol okay, meanwhile eat another tendie you brave revolutionary you.

>cant understand his post

oh so you don't know anything about any of this ok you stupid faggot kys

they’re starting to pull back law enforcement here too. fucking crazy

Oh shit the apocalypse is coming, lead me O enlightened one. We can watch Netflix together in our doomsday bunker.

Thanks, I'll try to get some of that as well.

Having to spend $500 to make sure I survive for a year if the economy really takes a nosedive isn't that bad of an investment.

They will have one day of being giddy about going innawoods with guns to survive the apocalypse, then wake up the next day realizing how much they miss hot water and McDonalds

maybe write like a human being instead of an edgy conspiracy faggot next time and people might bother to try and understand what you're posting.

>I live in Toronto, Canada
Literally nobody thought anything different.

i'm a different poster you dumb shit, it was obvious, clearly you are the one with reading comprehension issues

Pflttttt.

>if the economy really takes a nosedive
That won't happen.

Just kidding. We're just getting started. We've still got another 60% drop ahead of us

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and on top of that there was nothing about any conspiracy theory stuff in his post.

are you a tranny brigader? should you be off dilating that flesh wound?

the post is just saying america's enemies are bad, which I already said in my post .I was trying to highlight something specific.

>tfw had to buy a bow for defence against looters/hunting after society collapses because live in a shitty No Funs country
I am jealous of Americans.

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Which nation?

Italians are third world shitskins. No wonder German socialists allied with them during WW2.
They still had coffee shops open even though the carantene was in full swing. Even eastern Euros closed down their beer pubs as one of the first things.

i've been stockpiling rice, pasta and a bunch of other things. i never even considered those mass/weight gaining powders. they're practically a meal you add cold water to, which is brilliant. going to order some of that shit too now.

Bongistan.