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How is it even possible to remain a virgin after the age of 16? Do you literally say "no" to every woman who ask you out?

>woman who ask you out?
what did he mean by this?

Literally me btw

Ha ha, y-yeah

I get off on the thought of denying those fucking roastie whores my perfect bod

I had a girl at work take me out to a movie.
My dumbass didn't realize it was a date until she held my hand and kissed me.
I never talked to her again and she turned into a lesbian.

>was a semi norman during high school
>even hung out with the jocks regularly
>had like 10-15 close chances to lose virginity during school and the few years after it

>now 26 year old neet virgin

what could have been. we'll never know

I lost my virginity at 16 but didn’t get laid again until I was 20. Now at 26 I have 30+ women I’ve banged. I lost track.

Are people joking when they say their uncles? I have women give me the ok’ sloppy sausage if you know what I mean. If it’s so hard to find a woman why not have gay sex with a man. It’s very easy so I’ve heard

>having sex outside of marriage
Miss me with your eternal damnation lmao

haha isn't it hilarious that some people can't have basic human needs for companionship satisfied, and they are depressed and suicidal?

haha fucking hilarious, can't stop laughing about it

imagine being suicidal about not being able to stick your pecker in a skin fold

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Christcuck cope

Sexual repression
t. 27 kv

When you try and put the penis in it’s hard to go in but after a while it does and is very nice

You have no power here

How many Yas Forumstards became "religious" just for the sake of contrarianism?

>Do you literally say "no" to every woman who ask you out?

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The
Sneeders

>letting some imaginary friend in the sky dictate what you can and can't do with your penis
If the police can't stop me then neither will him.

All women are whores and are incapable of friendship. Everything they do has an ulterior motive.

Based

Im Indian and had many white girlfriends. Stay mad.

>what could have been
It doesn't matter anymore

>stay mad
At least I'll never be a shitskin

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You are mentally ill

Yeah I learned the hard way.
I thought she just wanted to see a movie and I had nothing going on.

28 year old khv here. I'm never going to have sex and you can't make me.

Arent you afraid to miss essential human experience?

Too hard to find a girl that isn't a slut and I refuse to date sluts or have sex with hookers.

An assertion with no evidence, while I have millions of pieces of evidence for my claim. So who should people believe?

No. I have a sort of phobia about getting STD's or other infections and modern day promiscuity and hook up culture makes me worry about it even more if I were to be in that situation.

You won’t, but everyone in the west will be soon enough lol

Sex is honestly not that great bud. Whenever you finally lose your v card you will be greatly disappointed, I promise you that. You'll feel fucking silly for being this hung up on it.

downside of anonymous website.

can't see what faggot keeps posting this stupid image everyday. would love to see their post history.

rich cant understand the poor afterall

I've never hunted, killed, skinned and eaten an animal either and I don't have the desire to ever do so.

It's not about sex, but about intimacy - having someone to cuddle with, to kiss with... having someone that wants to be close with us.

My first time I couldn't get it in, was so nervous I didn't feel anything, and both me and the girl were sorely disappointed.

28 here
girls don't like me

I’ve never felt anything

get ready for every woman to call you gay and leave because you won't choke them

Why not cuddle your bro, you ain't gay right? What do you have to worry about?

You gotta go back with those spaces

>tfw can only have sex with a virgin guy
Not fair

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Do you fetishize virginity?

Gotta find one who can't tell the difference between a real vagina and yours

Yes pretty much all of them
t. 24 year old virgin

i don't really like reddit either cause it's too full of SJW fags. Mainly cause everyone on this site is too pussy to just use reddit and accept their downvotes for unpopular opinions. but this site really is aids for any kind of discussion. so many forums you can read some guys post history and see they are an absolute schizo and immediately get them btfo.

imagine looking at OPs post history, posting this image everyday, would get belittled into oblivion right away.

im not even a virgin, i have a gf right now that wants to fuck during corona. im sick of this lack of movie and tv discussion on the board that it's for. haha funny meme it says virgin, grow up.

Based asf
Repent filth

I agree. Women don't like romantic gestures anymore, they think you are a fag.

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I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Same but 27

Guys being a virgin is very cute if they are attractive, creepy if ugly

>Sex isn't a need
tell that to any woman. they are the biggest coomers of all

i had a girlfriend i was fingering and getting handjobs from daily (my parents worked afternoons) , am i too normal and based to be a member of the weirdos on Yas Forums?

big if true

Sorry but that Era is over. You die now.

23yo here

fun fact i later got a handjob from he 1 year younger sister the following year.

B A S E D

Dating gets more difficult every year. Now women in their 40's and 50's who are divorced with kids have ridiculously high standards. It is over.

22, i've never kissed a guy

nice oxymoron, as if cute guys stay virgins lmao.

Well, fuck me I guess.
Time to bury down into tv, vidya and books, and just abandon social interactions

Is religion the ultimate brainlet filter

well it’s time to have another drink friends

Where do you live?

Seriously, it's not even hard to get laid if you actually try.

I am borderline autistic, social anxiety and ugly as fuck and women have approached me many times and i've fucked some. How do you guys fail so hard?

You're not that ugly.

Just take some MDMA with your bros. You'll spend the whole night cuddling your bros.

You're not any of those things.

>I am borderline autistic, social anxiety and ugly as fuck and women have approached me many times and i've fucked some. How do you guys fail so hard?

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yeah man, you are ugly and autistic but women approach you and then fuck you, right