>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE A SERIOUS SUPERMAN MOVIE IT HAS TO BE A LIGHTHEARTED QUIPFEST LIKE THE MCU
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE A SERIOUS SUPERMAN MOVIE IT HAS TO BE A LIGHTHEARTED QUIPFEST LIKE THE MCU
Connor Thomas
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Lucas Gomez
lmao you think that capeshit flick is "serious"?
these soiphoneposting manchildren lmao
Michael Wright
an all powerful alien god relic superhero from the 1940s is really serious, bro.
Connor Scott
Stop, invincible wife's son
Jose Morales
>SEE he doesn't wear his red shorts anymore. Finally a movie about a blue leotard, red boot, red cape wearing alien who shoots lasers out of his eyes that I can take seriously!
Henry Howard
Charles, take off that ridiculous strange suit and take care of your son, you duke.
Daniel Hall
Hudson Harris
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T THINK ZACK SNYDER IS BAD
Isaac Gomez
Why do people hate this film anyways?
Kayden Hernandez
You know what I like about this? Clark actually had black hair, like he does in the comics and in every other fucking thing. I don't think a single live action Bruce Wayne has ever had black hair. I guess most of Superman's actors have at least. But still, is it really so hard to dye your fucking hair? These celebrities make millions off this shit and they can't even properly get into the role?
Nathaniel Williams
The chick with the superman strength was pretty hot. Imagine what she could do to your dick. Haha. Just imagine. What if she broke your bed with a pelvis trust. Hahaha.
Jayden Green
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A FUN MOVIE WITH A SIMPLE, EASY-TO-UNDERSTAND PLOT. IT NEEDS TO BE DOUR WITH PACKED WITH RELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL THEMES BECAUSE WE WANT TO FEEL SMART WHEN WATCHING A MAN DRESSED UP AS A BAT BEATING PEOPLE UP!!
Oliver Ortiz
Routh and Marsden are relentlessly handsome.
Hunter Cooper
Same reason Nuwars is shitty. The main character has an absence of personality, the story is soulless and awkardly paced, and it feels like it was made by someone who doesn't even like the source material but feels like it needs to be "improved".
Shit like him killing Zod exposes this movie for what it is. It's not bad that he killed Zod, but the movie never establishes why we should care. Why not kill Zod sooner? Why even hesitate when he had him in the headlock?
The reason is, they both wanted to go "this ain't your daddy's superman, he's a badass" by having him kill, but also wanted an audience shock moment from "Holy Shit! Superman just killed!"
Imagine just how much more effective that would've been if, say, Zod had been something of a father figure to him before this. Not unlike Ra's Al Ghul in Batman Begins (which this movie was trying so hard to ape anyway).
Noah Rogers
>Imagine not knowing what a serious movie is
>Imagine thinking this flick was serious
At least MCU shit is infantile and stupid on purpose
Carson Russell
All this. Question answered
Nathaniel Kelly
>NOOOOOO SUPERHERO MOVIES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE CHEESY ONE LINERS WHICH ARE SO FUNNY
Jack Powell
Remember Metroman, from Megamind? Of course you do, anyone who's seen it would say he's arguably the best part. A kids' movie? Yeah, so is MoS.
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This movie also showed that superheroes can have personal problems while still being cartoony and ridiculous. That's how to portray the traditional superhero the proper way. Capeshit is stupid and that's okay, you have to let it exist in its natural state.
Daniel Phillips
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Asher Barnes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE CHRISTIAN IMAGERY I'M A FAT ATHEIST AND THIS MAKES THE MOVIE BAD FOR SOME REASON
Jeremiah Miller
Congratulations on evading your ban.
Christopher Kelly
Yeah it was kino.
Aiden Rivera
Superman is Jesus. Is he the son of god. Does god exists. These are all questions I ask myself when watching Man of Steel (Zach Snyder, 2013). No film has ever caused me to question my existence as much as this. The cinematography and subtle symbology might go over more causal viewers heads but for those who actively engage with film, it’s a feast to behold. Zach, if you’re reading this I just want to say thank you so much. You have allowed me to discover myself and understand the world around me.
Jaxon Clark
>Superman is Jesus.
Uh oh someone didn't get the movie.
Jaxson Moore
I unironically don't get the hate for this film. Sure the last act is a bit of a mess but all round it's very solid. A better film than Superman Returns.
Brody Moore
Superman Returns might have been terrible, but nothing in Man of Steel compares to this scene.
Jacob Mitchell
Keaton did
Zachary Foster
Disney shilled against it as a test run.
Ayden Robinson
Black dye usually looks like garbage.
Brayden Powell
Im ok with just a fun Superman movie
Brody Ortiz
it was a merely good film. we didn't need another origin story. the action was spectacular, cavill was great. amy fucking adams as lois lane? ridiculously bad.
Alexander Jenkins
Agreed. Great flick.
Christopher Carter
The problem wasn't that it was serious, it's that it was shit
Zachary Stewart
btw, donner's supermans are offensively bad
Benjamin Gray
I love this fucking movie.
Ethan Wood
this
James Hill
>Imagine raising a child that's not even your wife's son
The true epitome of cuckoldry.
John Brown
>A better film than Superman Returns.
By far.
Andrew Flores
>>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A FUN MOVIE WITH A SIMPLE, EASY-TO-UNDERSTAND PLOT.
how well did shazam do?
Tyler Clark
not disney
doesn't count
Evan Sanchez
I wouldn’t mind a serious Superman movie. But this was just garbage
>hurr Michael Shannon is the bad guy cuz he’s always angry and growling sure
>russel Crowe on the other hand is all serene and one with nature he must be gud guy
>hey son ignore ur superpowers and let children die
>I must go save my dog
>stop my invincible son
>Lois Lane adventures in space
>DORAGON BARU ZEE EPIC FITE PUNCHIES
>neck snap
Movie was shit lmao
Matthew Morris
It made over 350 million on a 70 million budget.
Evan Moore
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE GOOD MOVIES, IT EITHER TODDLERSHIT OR ANGSTY TEENAGER SHIT
Brayden Bailey
Lol ok. Making fun of of every single stupid thing you said would require too many paragraphs, so let's just say: Lol ok
Mason Jackson
>amy fucking adams as lois lane? ridiculously bad.
Why? She's extremely attractive
Luis Reed
That's the problem.
Nathaniel Flores
She’s like 20 years older than cavill
Trash casting
Michael Davis
This. The MCU is when you go to McDonald’s and get a Big Mac. What you ordered and expect
DCEU is trying to be like applebees when really it’s microwaved, generic brand sliced bread with canned spam lathered on top, and they want you to pay $30 for a cheesesteak.
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Dominic Jones
>She’s like 20 years older than cavill
Hot
Evan Morgan
>NOOOOOOOOOO
stop this
Elijah Young
>the movie never establishes why we should care. Why not kill Zod sooner?
Because he's literally the only other Kryptonian still in existence
Clark has spent his entire life wondering who is is and where he came from, then he found out, and now he has to wipe out the last living connection with his home planet to save mankind.
The reason this movie failed is it had enough respect for its audience to expect them to read between the lines, but it turns out that was expecting too much.
Mason Johnson
In a Marvel movie the hero would have said this out loud
Caleb Evans
Who cares, superheroes are for kids and fags. Grow up.
Logan Martin
The kino in question proves that you are wrong
Andrew Reed
They should have cast a 12 year old
Joshua Price
Serious =/= mopey protagonist and a bleak filter
Lincoln Thomas
>taking a medium literally intended for children to be taken seriously
grow up
Lincoln Ross
Getting a sequel. How’s that MOS2?
Jason Martinez
I'm going to be honest and admit that I really didn't want a "super serious" Superman movie because Superman is mostly an inherently fun concept. However, there's plenty of potential there for more 'serious' Superman stories, so even considering that, a movie that looked and touched upon some darker themes might've actually had been good, if it wasn't written and directed by retards who didn't understand Superman as a character or as a mythos.
Angel Bell
Imagine being such a pussy that you interpret a little stylish dark opera as “serious.” Almost every graphic novel I’ve read was waaaaaay more try hard edgy, drawing wounds that look like pussies n shit.
Michael Rivera
>who didn't understand Superman
anyone who understands the existing character of Superman is going to understand that there's very little can be done with that character and it needs to be taken in a new direction
Jace Carter
This
Logan Murphy
it wasn’t subtle
Dylan Williams
>anyone who understands the existing character of Superman is going to understand that there's very little can be done with that character and it needs to be taken in a new direction
That actually, being completely serious here, honest to god, exactly the sort of thing that someone who DIDN'T understand Superman would say.
And even if the former is true, it certainly isn't really true in film, where we still haven't seen most of Superman's bad guys put to the big screen. Where the fuck is Brainiac, Bizarro, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Parasite, Livewire, etc.? Christ, how fucking amazing would it be to see these fuckers finally in a movie?
Carson Richardson
>who didn't understand Superman as a character or as a mythos.
I keep seeing people say this and it's fucking stupid. Please tell me in what way they failed to understand Superman? Try not to sound like a complete retard but that will be quite hard
Josiah Jenkins
>dude superman is like jesus xD
wow....so deep...
Gavin Hall
By calling it ¨serious¨ I'm largely refering to it telling its story straight without constantly feeling the need to be self-aware and hamfisting jokes and quips to relieve tension.
Nolan Stewart
Were you just asleep through the whole film or are you too stupid to follow a mainstream blockbuster? Genuine question