How will we be able to stream our kino now Yas Forums bros?

I'll give you time. Just read Hoppe and you'll realise true libertarianism.

Lib is just An for rich people. Right now I am not rich enough.

>Tfw data caps

>2020
>Standard Definition
You can't even allow to stream in HD and dare to say about transition to 4K? What a fucking joke.

If I'm forced to watch my kinos in SD not gonna lie lads I think I might go postal

Free global unlimited internet when?

>streaming media

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>start the 4K HDR 7.1 audio torrent
>merkel zog bot detects illegal high quality content transfer
>download is corrupted into 240i, mono by automated security routers

da...danke merkel

>p-please reduce the enjoyment of your kinos so that our wagies can make as much money for their bosses as possible
"No!"

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>woke up w a stuffy nose
Is it over for me bros

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does the internet really work like this?

Stuffy nose is a rare symptom of coronavirus disease, you probably have just a cold

Yes. Your ISP's network is most likely over-provisioned to hell and back at a MAN/WAN level.

That means QoS, rate-limiting transfers from popular services that take up the most traffic like Netflix, attempting to block popular P2P protocols, you get my drift.

I aint buying that shit, never. Only normies do that lol

RIP, user

When you stop being a deadbeat. Unemployment was at an all time low and you were still begging for free stuff.
Everything should be cancelled. These modern amenities were a mistake

what people don't understand about the internet is that it's not a big truck that you can just dump everything on, it's a series of tubes

Fuck off

I woke up yesterday with a cough, today with a sore throat. I'm gonna die. Pray for my soul.

I'll take a dump on your truck

the absolute state of streamfaggots

Just ask yourself, have you ever experienced slower internet during the evening or weekends?

I'll do it

EUfags trying to micromanage everyone's lives as usual

I haven’t, but then I pay a lot for my connection

Pirates win yet again.

But muh solidarity! The EU is a cancer to this continent and career politicians are the worst scum.

Bitte sehr. Und keine Sorge, Wir Schaffen Das!

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MERKILL!!

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>normies begin the neet lifestyle
>immediately begin to slow down my internet and bitch about everything
Fuck off.

>and career politicians are the worst scum
He did nothing wrong.

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They all do.
I can not believe this country is still "functioning" considering the absolute incompetence of our government. I especially like how they went on to take a shot at our federal system in order to throw people off and draw attention away from their own fuck-ups.

Do you have any idea what will happen if people are cooped up inside for 4-8 weeks and the internet doesn't work? holy fuck

In the past they could cover any misgiving with stupendous amounts of money. Now that they can#t do it with the virus-problem anymore all the cracks become visible.

Why the fuck would I do a favor for a corporation? How about give me good fucking internet speeds? Im in the fucking city with 5mb down because that's "all that's available"

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>Nehmen Sie Kreditkarten an?
>Nein

this is a time for based yify
thanks yify

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Daily reminder that piracy means less strain to the serves of the streaming companies.
Do you part Yas Forums.

>specifically ask in a restaurant if they tke CC
>say yes
>want to pay after the meal
>sorry we don't accept Visa
Happened often enough that I just stoped asking and have cash with me.

>3000 documented cases in NY alone
They're going to kill us all, aren't they

I sure hope you guys are downloading all the kinos you can before the Internet inevitably goes down.

The important thing is that when they dig up our remains they’ll see we called it COVID-19 instead of the Chinese virus and they’ll know we weren’t racist. We’ll get a nice spot in the Non-Racist section of the museum next to the Persians and Mongols.

>not owning all the criterium blue rays
You were never gonna make it.

The internet won't be allowed to go down since that is required for remote work, which is going to help prop up the economy and keep people employed.

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What is this EU thing? Is it a European version of the United States? Sounds gay either way.

It means Expanded Universe (of the United States).
Practically a badly written fanfic attempt of the same thing.

I've had a cold since January and it fully left by Feb end but I've had some coughing now and then and my body feels all warm and terribly tired when I wake up it's like snapping out of a coma
am I infected bros?

It's another name for the Fourth Reich

How's your 401k doing , boomer? Be careful we might ask you to go to work, for real, this time.

I also have ache, sore throat, fatigue, and allergic reaction. I had fever one day but went away quick.
There's something going on, I think Corona has many different payloads which is unusual and wouldlead to think it's an accidental leak from a lab. Some stupid chink dumped deadly viruses into the toilet or something.

not a coronavirus symptom