Watch uncut gems with my dad

true, fatties fart 2 was whey better

>watch movie with mom
>says it's a boring piece of shit and asks me who the fuck told me it was good
I really can't figure out her movie tastes, then again, she was on her phone the whole time and did the classic "don't pause it" whenever she went to do something else. at least she liked 1917 I guess...

she's right

>watch Uncut Gems
>brother asks if I'm having a Good Time™

Fuck you Safdie you fucking hacks

Garbage movie.

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Have you tried sticking your hand down her pants? It'll be like feeding a Apple to a horse

>single mom acts like teenage girl
she was probably sexting the whole time

Moms don't do that

moms have needs and desires. all a son has to do is ask. they're waiting for you to ask.

found the virgin

Imagine having a mom that isn't immediately willing to have sex with you. Pathetic

Double Dubs

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He's right though. The only lesson you got from this film is that addictions sure get you killed.

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This thread is making me leave TV for good. What is a "good" movie to you guys? For me a good movie is anything different. This movie and parasite were fun rides, but they get trolled on relentlessly, and then you just recommend bicycle thief over and over. I'm out. You guys have shit taste and I'm not helping you anymore

See you tommorow

Yes, and he's right in ways you probably haven't thought about.

sneed

>For me a good movie is anything different.

Good then please leave. I’ll show you the door..

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Disgusting

yikes

nice

this motherfucker right here.

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The whole point of the movie is the mix of feelings it gives you toward the absolutely piece of shit character played by Sandler. Its not hard to imagine hes going to get whats coming to him sooner or later, but thats not what the movie is about. In short, your father is retarded OP.

>Getting aroused by feet
>Getting aroused by your mom's feet
Footfags deserve the rope

fuck you, OP. I guess it's my bad for not having watched it yet.

its definitely your fault by this time

Based

>thinking you need to ask
That's your problem, retard. She wants it so just go for it.

Boomers didn't grow up with the Internet. They only know what the TV tells them so are incredibly generic.

>It needs a happy ending or it doesnt matter!
Thats as stupid as people who need a character to be good so they can "care" and "relate" to them.

based dubs of truth

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fake and gay, I've read that same doujinshin

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See you tomorrow!

This movie is great because it shows you what jews are actually like

You got a fine brain, Jack

your dad sounds like a tough guy, user. he clearly doesn't like feels.

Your dad is an absolute faggot no wonder his son can't stop sucking dick.

Sneed

>elaborate on that
>no.

Yes. Your pa is one smart cookie

This is why I’ve started watching endings first so I know if the rest of the movie is worth wasting my time on.

its fucking spoiler tagged you retard. he doesn't say how it ended in the OP. just refers to the ending and adjoins a spoiler pic to the post, which you then clicked on. the fuck is wrong with you

but it's not

based

Based

>the real uncut gem was here with us all along

Yes, the movie was made completely pointless and totally forgettable trash because the end made it to be so.

This is the most overrated movie of 2019 after Parasite.