how do you kill this guy?
How do you kill this guy?
Tyler Torres
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Henry Sanders
rape and murder him in his sleep
Alexander Robinson
Become depressed and wait for your imagination to become completly bland.
Josiah Richardson
He shapes the dream world, not you.
James Davis
It's 50/50 as I see it, if you're too depressed to fear anything, what can he do about it?
Nathaniel Cruz
Just wake up lmao
Noah Walker
is this body type acheivable natty?
William Taylor
With the love of cunny, everything is.
Jaxon Cox
Kill it with fire
Tyler Williams
Take beta-blockers?
Jose Harris
Charles Morales
This pussy is literally always easily defeated when you decide not to be scared of him.
Jaxon Harris
that's not true. he kills the karate guy in the 4th one and he didn't give a fuck about freddy
Jackson Thompson
>ARE YOU SCARED YET LITTLE user HUH WANT YOUR MOMMY
>ya startled me pretty good
>...HUH
>yeah, not that scared though, you just jumped out at me with your spider leg things there
>AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF SPIDERS
>not really, i just don't like things jumping out and startling me, spiders are ok I have one that's basically a pet. his name is Ayatollah Arachnorollah, pretty cool right? he kill roaches and shit that sneak into the apartment. is this a lucid dream? can i make you a big titty girl?
AND SHAZAM MOTHERFUCKER! Big titty Frederica girlfriend.
Kevin Cruz
With the Necronomicon. Ash kills him permanently in the comics.
Connor Peterson
I thought that ends with him getting sent back in time or something?
Jack Lopez
No, that's a different timeline where his arrest warrant gets signed and he never even gets powers at all.
Mason Brooks
you think his daughter would get the powers instead?
Gabriel Adams
this guy got caught and went on to get powers
William Butler
There's no point, every time they kill him he comes back in the final scene for a GOTCHA BITCH moment
Henry Perez
Stop having dreams.
Grayson Rivera
that only happened in the first couple movies
Josiah Thomas
Didnt he get btfo by some priest using light magic to banish him to hell?
Nolan Parker
Is that the one scene from 4 where the asthma chick gets deflated?
Joseph Jenkins
> AHHHHHHH I’M COOOOOOOOOMING
Wyatt Johnson
You have to forget him.
Caleb Torres
>dude just get a lobotomy
Brayden Harris
Angel Myers
Parker Garcia
no that was Bill Maher
Jonathan Green
Raping a child rapist is a pretty alpha thing to do.
Brandon Turner
You have to be 18 to post here
Jonathan Perez
cast him as the gay spinoff of blackedraw
Noah Scott
Drag him out of the dream world. Then arrest him.
Owen Fisher
Be lucky and guess whatever mcguffin of the year kills him.
William Adams
Don't be a slut. He never attacks the pure Christians.
Dominic Cox
Could Freddy realistically be charged with any crime?
Charles Kelly
Thomas Gutierrez
chris hansen and some chat logs
>why don't you have a seat over there
Daniel Torres
Parker Sanchez
real talk, could he take on the cenobites?
John Rogers
easily
Henry Miller
who?
Dominic Watson
No.
Nathan Gray
>Ayatollah Arachnorollah
mega kek
Sebastian Richardson
Why are they in the White House?
Carson Torres
He was elected president
Noah Williams
The same way you kill racism: stop talking about it.
Hunter White
What movie did Freddy become a full blown comedian?
Ian Adams
He was a nonce, so yes
Juan Hernandez
Nigger, I'm in my mid 30s and stuck at home because work won't let me show up because "user, serious, that cough is starting to concern the rest of the staff, just stay home" but I told that frigid cunt "this place will fall apart without me, you wanna live with that when all this bullshit is over" and she said something like "blah blah blah I'm the executive VP of HR and you're just a white male who will work himself to death so you're staying at home or you're fired" so I said "get security in here" and the other VP started laughing and said "user go home jackass I ain't there fuck it let her stay there and go down with the ship this ain't the titanic" so I said "fine" and went home.
I've been shitposting like in undergrad every day, it's been outstanding. I've been called everything from normie (not normalfag yet, interestingly enough) to redditor to Yas Forums to a libcuck to a Christcuck to niggerdicklicker one time. I'm learning all the hot new memes. They're all shit and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. When I die there will be no one left to call you all turboqueers who need to stop sucking so much dick all the time.
Andrew Nguyen
That's like asking what episode ruined The Simpsons. It was a smooth transition
Levi Cooper
>things that never happened
Jayden Williams
How's the pay you're getting for consulting on all those "how to cope with social distancing" articles? Hope you're not falling for the latest Yas Forums meme with all that scratch you're pulling in.
Andrew Lee
Is that really Jason or is it Casey Jones?
Zachary Turner
havent seen this pasta yet
Luis Robinson
if he exists then the supernatural exists so you just ask god to kill him
Lucas Torres
Use Lynchian dream-logic to convince him that I'm not even real, and therefore I am unkillable. Then I demand that he help me complete a jigsaw puzzle. This confuses him and he dies.
Andrew Bennett
Watch CNN enough and you will have less and less brain activity
Gavin Reed
You kiss him on the lips and set him free from his curse
Juan Wright
Make him open the box.
Evan Davis
No. Wicked spirits like Freddy are like food to them.
>You attempted to live beyond death...and entered into MY domain.
Juan Powell
Dream Master made me hate sausage pizza as a kid
Sebastian Edwards
How do you think Jigsaw will deal with Freddy if he haunted him ?
Adrian Myers
by being pretty cool guy stay awake and doesn't afraid of anything