Mimic Octopus

Inevitable Biopic when
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I aint watching that, sea creatures freak me out man.

Why didn’t humans get any cool abilities through evolution?

you got the ability to feel sad about not having cool abilities

why?

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We got super intelligence you stupid fuck

Massive dicks in proportion to body size for a primate species. And super intelligence

Bump

fucking shameless Coomer

highest endurance
brain
irritable bowel syndrome (could just be me)

doesnt he need that?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FEEBLE MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND SUCH COMSIC HORRORS AAAAAAAAAAAA OCTOPUSES SHOULDN'T EXIST WITHIN THE LOGIC OF OUR WORLD I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The ocean is a wonderful place.

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You beat me to it. I to was going INSAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNEEEEEEEE!

Not before qt3.14 puss.

Awwww.... you'll come visit me in the deeps one day right, user?

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> sea creatures freak me out man.
*blushes and bats eyelashes at user*

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Nigga we made the internet and rocket ships

I've done that in the bath

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I want to ____ that squid.

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remember that sound George Carlin made in his "pumping out another unit" bit?
>will seven be enough bob?

Batter

Why is /an/ so obsessed with making webms

I'd say our brain is pretty neat.

Based Coomer Seahorse

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god imagine if you were dating a qt for a couple years but then it turned out she was just an octopus

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That octopus is probably more sentient than the average nigger.

Subhuman chink probably tried to eat it alive.

Wtf help me niggerman

it's pretty weird that some of the most intelligent animals on the planet are tentacled sea creatures

>asian squint eyes are caused by some weird flesh pocket
What evolutionary purpose does that serve?

Not really. The more you're able to manipulate your environment, the more intelligence can develop.

Evolution isn’t real

We didn't need them to evolve, otherwise we'd have them.

>0:15
>S-stop following me, anonsen UwU

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If they stayed and tought their young instead if just leaving them they might have been fighting us right now for earth dominance

>yfw the squid, octopi and cuttlefish in these clips are awarding each marks for technical difficulty, artistic interpretation and how much they freak the fuck out of the pink apes with these displays and acts.

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Okay, what intelligent design purpose does this serve?

KEK

And tastier

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That's just CGI

The rest of us did.

Everything required to walk on the moon I guess.

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Stop making these threads.

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fucking gooks

did he died?

that's a really great clip, I really appreciate it op

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1982

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Supposedly because of how sun-drenched the land was.

yeah he got vaporized by a jet from one of the submersible's thrusters.

He looks so bored.

>uh shit, here we go again, red how exciting yawn

>bro why do you squint your eyes bro its just the sun bro

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that's what these insectoids do

is this Octopus trying to seduce me?