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Picard Season Final Part One Viewing Party Edition

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>ideas of male and female are universal constants

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haha /trek/ really do be like that

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Of course I do, I don't just declare something shit before watching it. I need to know how and why it's shit.
If I refused to watch shows because they're garbage, I would have given up on TNG after the first couple of episodes, and then eternally bitched about how it ruined star trek forever because of some arbitrary reason.

Picard is absolute trash because of its abysmal writing and nonsensical story, not because "Yas Forums told me not to like it"

>he actually watches that garbo

How about those slugs that fuck themselves?

>gives VF coronavirus by raping him in the ass

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Is Burnham the captain?

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does anyone know the name of the guy that made the funny picard mini episodes where they call out the show for all their bullshit? i was trying to find them and cant

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RLM did a STD parody if that's what you mean.

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Briefly, during her mutiny.

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it was a picard parody
>i specifically remember the pilot being referred to as han logan

Why is a mutineer allowed on the bridge, in uniform?

found them
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Anton Yelchin and John Cho are relentlessly handsome.

STD AND STP help to perpetuate childhood well into adulthood by portraying grown adults as "hip" children in adult bodies doing adult things childishly. No one would ever high five eachother on a serious military star-ship.

Because, like always, she was right and they were wrong. And they pardoned her and she forgave them for doubting her.

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>9 straight episodes of "fuck you picard you don't know what's right"

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Is the red angel Michael Burnham?

these are the only good episodes of picard i could find

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Of course!

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Picard is out of touch. He's an old man and he has no business being on a starship.

>Voyager

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Why do you keep watching this shit? You know exactly what is coming, yet you still post meme arrows and macros like somebody would give a fuck.

>9 episodes without an active duty federation starship on screen
>None of them in the episode 10 preview
>All we get is 1 single outline of Rios old ship

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>wolverine solo
fixed that for you

I ask myself this too. There's more choice in media now than ever but people still consume this trash like good little piggies.

why do you keep coming to Yas Forums? You know exactly what people are going to post and talk about, yet you still mash your keyboard to spout your opinions like somebody would give a fuck.

>oooOOOOOOoooo
this cat's got claws.

>the retards are getting pissy because you asked them why they waste their time on nuTrek
you have to watch it all, autism law commands it

Every single episode.

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people are allowed to watch bad things and make fun of them and then watch die hard fans squirm when you call their bad show "bad".

What should I watch after TNG?
Nearly done with the final season, haven't watched anything else.

mental illness

Female leadership skills, just be a smart ass and provide no leadership and training

DS9 is the only choice.

Yeah, because there are people in /trek/ who enjoy nuTrek. Just admit you have a dent in your skull which affects your cognitive functions so you watch Picard because it you're afraid of leaving your physical, spiritual, and intellectual comfort zones and Star Trek is a helluva security blankie

I want her to punish me.

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'Latino Tom Paris' is also acceptable.

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Tilly ones twice.

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I calculate the red angles Hippopotamus ratio and you can see it can not be Michael, At first I thoght it would be Tilly but in the 2nd or 3rd ep they mention Michael's mom dispersed in a warp experiment. So obviously that is who it ended up being I have heard. I have still not bothered watched the last 4 of season 2

She was not that fat the first season, obviously they had her gain weight to see if any women hating men would complain about all the extra disgusting blubber

The first Red Angel was Mike's mum. Then, Michael becomes the Red Angel.

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That's so interesting. Now I want to watch more garbo!

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doug jones looks like more of an alien without make-up

>Voyager theme when Seven shows up
Not great, not terrible.

You don't choose your face or dicksize, user.

Such a great actor wasted on this shit.

What else he's been in?

If I don't watch things I don't like I'll never learn to truly appreciate what I do like. I enjoy dissecting, analyzing, and talking about things I both do and don't enjoy with people too because it can give me a new perspective and even change my views. If you just consume what you blindly love then you're never going to grow as a person.

I can't wait until the coronavirus riots
I'm going to kill so many niggers for their food history will remember it as a one man eugenics war

That's the stupidest fucking shit I've ever heard

>watch shitty shows, it will make you grow as a person
Yeah, I'll stick to watching kino quality shows. Thanks tho.

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holy shit picard 9 sucked

>picard 9
nani?

>tfw still waiting for it to get uploaded to streaming sites

You must suffer to appreciate true happiness. Highs are higher when you wade your way through the shit.

Major Grin?

wooh, that would be a 9 episode combo!

Also
>tfw romulans were 100% right

i just watched the shitty 360p version on watchseries
in case it wasn't clear already, the writers don't know dick one about star trek

I realize that. Unlike some autists in this general, however, I'm able to pretend it's not Star Trek and enjoy it as it is - a cheap B tier sci-fi show.

It's a show made by people who hate star trek for people who hate star trek.

HOLY SHIT Picard was actually great this week. The Romulans were right and did nothing wrong.

I do this with STD. I watch it to laugh at it with my /trek/ bros. but Picard has the original actor so the rape is too hard to ignore. It's just painful to watch.

>Brent Spiner plays another Doctor Soong

Do you guys think that great great great great great grandpa Soong, the first mad scientist in the family, genetically engineered his own balls so that his offspring would always be a perfect invariant clone of himself?

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