Cast him

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Jake Gyllenhall

he's gonna need a hair piece

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Impossible. Koyasu made him beyond the scope of human endeavor.

part 1 - 2 isnt gay
animation in 3 gets gayer but its mostly fine
animation in 4 starts to look gay
havent seen 5

Jim Carrey is the only man alive to have the energy high enough. Unfortunately his personality isn't a match at all.

It's both manly AND fabulous.

Part 1 (ep1-10 of the anime) is slow and you'll want to quit, but don't.

Its a flamboyant type of manliness.

2 is literally gayer than 3

You would have to go the twink route and get the shark boy and lava girl audience if you want to live action jojo correctly

Episodes 1-3 are great on their own, like a short movie.

5 is just fucking amazing.

Joseph is a literal chad that lusts and fucks every female around

Part 1 isn't.

Part 2 the main characters wear crop tops and do weird male model poses for no reason and the main villains are vampire Aztec stripper gods. Oh and the heroes have a cyborg Nazi SS officer on their team and he's not portrayed as evil at all.

Part 3 tones down the gay a lot. Part 4 the male characters start to look a lot more feminine which peaks in Part 7 where the males are VERY androgynous and wear lipstick.

why not Brad?

kek Jake Paul's hair is even worse.

only one man could have

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>Implying sucking a dick is gay
Doing stuff with other men isn't gay, it's just mean you are celebrating each other's virility

Wrong pic

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>the males are VERY androgynous and wear lipstick.

Dude how old are you? Half of the guys in my school do wear it or generic make up everyday. Nothing wrong with it.

He needs to be someone ultra masculine while also managing to be feminine. Deep voice while also being shrill

Are you a zoomer? I'm 27 and not even the emo kids wore makeup.

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it but they look fucking gay.

It's over the top manliness but at about part 5 it cranks the Gay all the way up to 11.

Ahem

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>even wants to fuck his mom

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...shit that actually could work

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agreed. no nu-male actor today has anywhere near the charisma of dio

Agreed. 1-3 and 8-9 are good but the episodes in the middle are a bit of a slog. Especially the Tarkus fight which imo is probably the worst fight in the series.

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I'm upset that the anime decided to stop doing the menacing Kanji in part 4 and 5.

5 barely has the colour pallette changes too. It doesn't feel very Jojo to me

Nothing gay about buff dudes punching eachother.
Part 5+ is pretty gay tho

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Shit you're right, there were some palette changes during Giorno and Buccellati's fight but other than that I can barely think of any other examples. Maybe in Mista vs Ghiaccio when it turned black and white with only blue objects remaining blue, but that's barely a palette swap. Although to their credit the menacing kanji were present during Diavolo's face reveal so yeah.

>This is the face of a 60yo guy

What's his secret?

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Being Asian. One day he will just turn to dust.

>and he's not portrayed as evil at all
He is, he literally has several villagers brutally murdered for experiments, and was more than pleased to do so. But then they just kind of forget about that.

Cast him.

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Yeah it's weird, it's like Akari changed his mind after the first Stroheim chapter.

He was an antagonist at that point, but after he became an ally he became based.

Which jojo character Joaquin Phoenix can play?

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Right because dio was a fucking midget with no muscle right?

Rami to direct?

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this fella in 20 years.

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leto dio would be cringe, but leto diavolo could be kino

If he wasn't such an old fart

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>Be a dude
>Wear makeup
Chose one and only one, faggot.

>Not anything wrong with having a female behavior
Dude. Stop, you're on the slope.

Shit you right

Would he also play doppio or would you get a different, twinkier actor?

Could be kino if some doppio parts and Diavolo parts were filmed months apart, letting him put on or lose muscle for it

Or just cg him I guess

Araki is homophobic

There is nothing gay about jojo. Only faggots think men that look good and fabulous are "gay".

Reverse king crimson

>havent seen 5

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chalamet?

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Dolph Lundgren from thirty years ago

He's not, he said that there's nothing wrong with the inclusion of gay romances if it fits the narrative. But I don't think he has any interest in writing love stories at all, his romance plots are only there as a mundane thing, like a character talking about his favourite music or discussing about food. Thinking about it, he seems to be more interested in food than love.

ara?

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There's nothing gay about JoJo

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