We're gonna find out who has the coronavirus

>We're gonna find out who has the coronavirus.

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hi

no need to try and find out who commented first on this post because i already have

We have singles so why are you still pointing that flamethrower at us?

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Dubs.

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Im clean, check my digits. This is all nonsense, corona is just some overhyped cold anyway

This is pure nonsense.

I thought you'd feel that way, Gary. We'll do you last

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Kill user, he has it!

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It's just the flu, bro.

>eep eep

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EEEEOOOOOUUUUUHHHHHHH

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This is bullshit man, it doesn't prove anything!

Imagine getting mogged by your own wife.

Just got back from my parents' nursing home, I'm clean.

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No, no, he's right guys...let's hear him out...I mean, the coronavirus isn't an accidentally manufactured bio-weapon right?

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what do trips mean?

*cough*

That is legitimately terrifying, some irl castlevania shit.

>rickada rero!

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Recovered, for now, but the shit is in your system forever. we burn you anyway and just hope nothing else spreads

Just because he has singles doesn’t mean he can’t carry it!!!

there are dubs at the end of trips so you've still got the virus but because you got trips you're also gonna die from it

he gets mogged by literally every adult woman on earth

Stay back boomer

My digits say I'm fine

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so you're a fruit?

Are we safe?

kek

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no! not me!

>*holds breath for 60 seconds without coughing once*
>still an asymptomatic carrier

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Imagine actually having chink flu, lmao

Its just a flu, put the flamethrower down!

Ok. How?

Um, what if we like check peoples teeth, if they dont have metal fillings then they have the coronavirus.

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You get the flamethrower anyway for this dumb suggestion

Don't worry about me, it's not me. You'll trust me after I test my own blood instead of someone else I swear.

I'll suck all your cocks

I'm keeping my eye on you

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I didnt eat the fucking bat, damn it.

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These threads suck. No one is ever the thing or has a virus or whatever anyways

I'm immune. Always have been.

I'm fine, I'm clean. Let me in!

>he doesn't know

Dude... the thing made it off the frozen rock. Basically confirmed by windows not being able to reach the mainland for weeks. Almost everything is the thing besides you and a couple others right now. Things are watching you through all your cameras.

Not me

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No you don't!! Die!!!!

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KILL IT

Quall now to see if you quallify for a free quallrona screening

See how healthy I am.

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I'll purge you all first...

Dubs don't count - first to roll 19 has to pay

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Saint Jiub, save us!

who cares? it's not even a big deal lol

How could youeven consider that Arthas?There must be some other way.

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It's alright guys, I'll just assimilate a sample of coronavirus and have my cells turn into a vaccine.

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You aren't even trying to fool us.

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Dammit, Uther! I R teh whiny blonde brat protagonist. U haf 2 du wot ah sez!

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