My 600-lb Life Thread

Why did yu not tell me lasta month

Let's ask your mom.

they do
its why they eat user
its what they do

It’s been a while since a fattie died, and TLC has ass raping lawyers to be able to air the episode. I hope so

>no fried eggs
how do you make omelets or scrambled eggs without frying them

Shit I lost it again. Can you email it to me?

I dont even feel bad for this delusional bitch though, at least Robert was gunna make it

>"Umm... sorry, dr. I lost it again.
>"Yu loss waht?"
>"The weight, bitch!"

sauce on the lawyer thing? Also checked

Bingo is slowing down with this hospital stay.

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Sure user, just emailed it for you

Could you use fat people to explore irradiated places like Chernobyl?

by eating them hard boiled

TRIPS CONFIRM

>can't see shit on X-Ray due to the extraordinary concentration of fat

You can't make this shit up. And they're equipped with /600-lb/-compatible tools already.

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>opioid pills
yeah, most likely opiate-induced constipation. and you know she was taking MORE pills because of the pain

then that's a hard boiled egg

No sauce, just a good guess, they’ve aired episodes where people died so nothing is stopping them.

She looks like Will Sasso in a fatsuit with a wig

No. They'd come back as death incarnate.

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Yes. Their fat is a good neutron moderator because it contains so much hydrogen.

>JG wentworth trades lottery winnings
Cant think of anything worse spending your lottery winnings on.

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>3 months in
Wow.

she's not gonna make it.

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>DAYUM GURL, WHO'S THAT QT IN THE CORNER?

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>3 months at an hour and three fourths in
Anons I’m scared

>inpatient
Aka the tutorial route, it’s hard to fuck up unless you order a pizza

Dr Emma from that new skin show, it says in the little blip user

a horrifying thought to muse

same here

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I swear this old fuck sounds more incomprehensible each episode. Is he drunk?

Is this like the Truman show but for average Americans?

fucking kek I can see it

put some respek on Dr. Now right now

fuck off pierce, don't be rude

She finna dieeeeeeeee.

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No, no, the average American is only half this size.

I’d drink on the job too if I had to deal with these heffers.

he gets older

>if you don't eat for four years, you'll be fine

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>I'm not eating NEAR as much as I was
meaning she's still stuffing her face

wtf she hasn't lost any weight..?

>fast forward to weight loss surgery
The fuck? The first half of this episode was unfiltered kino, too.

>mixed race kids

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>surgery
What a twist.

Shes getting surgery? WTF

Damn, he just gives the surgery to anyone these days.

she's gonna die, isn't she?

HNNNNG

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>Room light off

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She hasn't even used her puke bucket again
so much effort

did we just miss 30 mins of the episode? she's lost like 27 lbs...

What kind of horse shit is this?
She makes it but Robert dies?

There is no god unless she dies in surgery or right after.

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THE STREAM KEEPS FUCKING BREAKING EVERY 2 MINUTES WHAT INCOMPETENT RETARD IS RUNNING THIS SHIT

>god has a plan for me
>dies

>this fucking stock footage they use every surgery

yes i would

I'm shocked she got the surgery.
>lost 64 pounds in 3 weeks on controlled diet
>lost 53 pounds in 2 months on her meme faggotry

Hell I'm pretty mad she's getting the surgery

Did I have a seizure and miss the last 30 minutes?

I'm telling you. Dr.Now wants to kill her.

>coke bottle near one of the daughters
AH JEEZ I WONDER WHY SHE DIDNT LOSE WEIGHT

What do they do with the stomach they took out?

There is still 15 minutes left. She could die. They usually wait til the very end for the surgery.

Two triples have confirmed her death. Kek is not on her side.

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>Tranny who has 10 nigger siblings

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>15 minutes left
>not even at month 6

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>Lets take the stomach out

makes menudo

inflate it and use it as a hacky sack

Banquet Salisbury steak.

So Dr Now gave her the surgery despite her losing little weight because her body's at it's breaking point?

Put it in a biowaste bag then put in in an incinerator.

>AAAAWWWKWAAAARD

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Use it to make Jazz's vagina.

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Recycled and donated to McDonalds

Now throws it at the ceiling so it sticks. That’s why the camera doesn’t pan up in the surgery shots.

Dr. Now fills it with water and plays with it.

How do you know if they die? Is it announced at a slot at the end of the episode?

this last 15 is either going to be all time kino or bullshit
getting excited lads

Dr. Now adds it to his collection in the left wing of his mansion.

Its technically true. If your a 700lb monster and just stop eating cold turkey you can survive off your owm fat for months.
Youll feel like your actually starving to death but it is possible

Yes. If she stayed at that weight she would have died because her heart would’ve checked out. She already had a heart attack before and just had blockage.

That's what I'm thinking.

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organic pocket pussy

Yeah

they skipped time

they cut to a special commemorative JG wentworth ad

She had 27 pound shit in her.

We've somehow avoided a cheat day thus far...

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Kino shot of the modern American family

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHH
What in Lynch's name?

What I don't understand is how they could possibly afford all the food. Superfatasses aren't known for having high paying jobs. Do family members enable them?

Transplanted to whales

FAT KINO

kek

damn, she made her target weight that fast!

I think she admitted to it in Dr. Nows office