Would hollywood ever be willing to make a CWC movie? and who should play Chris? My pick would be John Travolta.
Would hollywood ever be willing to make a CWC movie? and who should play Chris? My pick would be John Travolta
dunno lol
HBO SERIES
or an amazon original
They'd completely botch it. Whatever idea of a show you have in your head will always better. Reading stories or watching videos and putting it together and filling in the blanks of his house at the time will always be kino. Anything short of that will always be watered down garbage.
Keep in mind that in order to even make a series accurate to his autism you would have to somehow license from every company he ever worshipped and those companies will know it will be associated with him on their money.
CWC is like an anti-advertisement. People have learned of him and decided to do everything they can to not be like him. No company would want to pay to be associated with him.
>movie about some poor disabled kid being terrorised by incel trolls for over a decade
This would never be made
I'm sadder than him, it's a good thing my pathetic life has never been made public and that I hide myself from the world in shame so you fuckheads never get the satisfaction of laughing at it.
Literally how can your life be sadder than his, that’s pretty difficult
leave chris-chan to me
Imagine being a girl and being friends with Chris. Then finding out that he drew a picture of himself fingering you. His main excuse is that drawing the image prevents himself from getting urges to rape you.
sonichu.com
>hollywood portrayal of an autistic man
Get ready for them to make Chris into a quirky and bright, but misunderstood young man (played by Ryan Gosling) with a 10/10 love interest that is inexplicably attracted to him. Oh, and he's secretly a math genius, too.
Has there ever been a realistic portrait of autism in a movie?
This, Chris is autistic, meanwhile his trolls have no excuse.
John Travolta in The Fanatic.
she's so cute bros
Looooool, we share the same birth date.
Chris Pratt but he needs to be fat again
Joaquin Phoenix
It would actually be really interesting if done right, an actually terribly sad and selfish character like Chris who was terrorised by even worse people but like says any Hollywood movie would have to make Chris better than he is
>He may be autistic, but he's a vile excuse for a human being and is a bloated narcissist.
>dance off liquid Chris, you and me
HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA SAY THIS DUDE WAS BORN TO PLAY THE ROLE
>that non existent bulged
WHITE BOIS LmAO
Imagine having a qt tomboy gal pal and fucking up so badly that she threatens to shoot you with a shotgun if she ever sees you again.
yeah your point?
It was odd that Christian thought it was a good idea to draw a picture of himself fingering his only female friend and not thinking he would receive backlash from her.
It’s not like he thought she would see it
He was in the water. It was cold.
He would've been much better off just telling his trolls that it was his fictional daughter or whatever.
Who is he? He’s got the perfect looks for it
>drawn in half dried out RoseArt markers
makes it even better
No it wouldn't, you massive faggot. You know that but like the rest of these poor slobs he's emotionally important to all of you as one of the only people whose situation is objectively more pitiful than your own. Faggots.
I could see a legit documentary being made about the dangers of trolls and how he was essentially the first Truman Show. (Geno’s is good but his is more a history text book)
It’ll probably be made in a more sympathetic tone for Chris and how he was homophobic because he is now trans and the trolls did a toll on his life.
On YouTube there is like 30 part documentary made by some Lithuanian dude
How about we put a fight club type of spin on it where we see Chris Chan hanging around and getting into shenanigans with his idealized alter ego? Someone plays Chris and Henry Cavill plays his alter ego, Cavill is dressed in the polo and sonichu eblem etc and we get to see him pepper spraying gamestop employees and whatnot?
Owen Benjamin, too bad he's way too alt right to land other Hollywood role
>youtube.com
spread these out or it legit fucks with you and makes you depressed
>Henry Cavill cheers him on as he shoves the medallion up his ass
>”C’mon Chris!You can do it! Do it for her! You have to!”
lol
Looks like we're bringing Trey Parker back into acting bros
Cavill should be in full sonichu makeup the whole film similar to this
youtube.com
He titled it “Your sister has cum for me”, trolls said “is that Crystal?” And he was like “NO ITS MEAGAN!”
daily reminder that cwc could have had a normal dating life without people ruining his life
youtube.com
check out the guy she picks up towards the end of the video and tell me he does not have cris's mannerisms and looks
I'd rather see Chris turn up in a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
>She was an unironic nazi sperg and got chris to buy her nazi propaganda
Fully erect
He's a grower not a shower
>tfw 8cm when flaccid but 21cm hard
>It was odd that Christian thought
He doesn't think
>a ripped as fuck mustached Henry Cavill painted sloppily in yellow with giant ears and red cheeks
I think it would be so off-color to make a movie about someone that's famous for negative reasons, ruining the sonic fan base, and for the people that tried preying on them for attention.
that's what makes him a tragedy,Chris wasn't even that bad looking of a dude,if he fell in with the right crowd he could have got cleaned up and contained his autism.In his original videos he only seems a bit naive but his descent only truly began with the trolls.
Chris even bought her a English to German dictionary as a birthday gift after she ended their friendship due to the drawing.
>Nazis killed the retards
>A retard bought an American Nazi a German dictionary
He truly was a special man.
Chris tru
Also a great option
>ripped chad Chris Chan
Are you Chris or Barb? or are you trying to make a comedy satire?
comedy satire
Kino
It's Christina now.
Henry Cavill should be what Chris sees himself as, and the movie would portray him in a positive light until a twist in the end that shows he's actually a fat slob, making you question whether things really happened the way they were shown.
>Every time Chris makes an update and reviews it before sending it on youtube he sees himself reflected off the screen as Henry Cavil
Fucking Kino
I am here, y'all are there!
Who would you cast as Megan?
lol. thanks
>Has there ever been a realistic portrait of autism in a movie?
That girl from the 70's show that wasn't on orange is the new black
>tfw that girl now makes animal art or some shit on etsy
>it costs 70 dollars but you could buy some cool shit from a girl some autist creeped on
Mila Kunis?
Honestly those felt animals that she makes looks way better than Chris's Sonichu art.
Watch her interactions with Fez from that 70's show early season and put Chris on his face.
>megan selling her shitty art for 70 bucks
>meanwhile Chris sells a single piece for 1500
I wonder how she feels about that.
Zooey Deschanel
Why are you so mad?
Maybe the Sonic totem cursed her.
No. 100% no, and it will never fucking happen. The only people who care about Chris-chan are autistic stalkers. Every other human being on this planet does not want to hear about Chris-chan.
They'd need to morph his face on someone a lot shorter and fatter.
>No. 100% no, and it will never fucking happen.
This is where you're right
>The only people who care about Chris-chan are autistic stalkers
Well no...not even close
>Every other human being on this planet does not want to hear about Chris-chan.
This contradicts your last statement.
I wonder if she ever sees a trailer or poster the the Sonic movie and her mind immediately jumps to that picture Chris drew of himself fingering her.