so i just binged aliens 1 and 2. within ten minutes of Alien 3, having known nothing about it before hand, i ceased watching. Then i read that alien 4 resurrection was garbage, and i can believe it.
so i watched Invasion of the body snatchers, and that was kinda very good.
is there anything else that is quality like that
Xtro
The blob remake
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
The faculty. Drop what you're doing and watch it now.
Which invasion of the body snatchers? 56 or 78? I’ve never seen the 78 version
You should try a movie called Alien 3.
>The faculty
is this actually good, or are you full of shit
genre says teen horror, i am uncertain
looks decent.
78. it was quite good, i thought.
uh, how about no.
the qlot involves qlanetwide raqe of the main character. gay and retarded.
THE DIRECTOR DISOWNED IT, FUCK THIS MOVIE I REFUSE TO WATCH IT. FUCKING DISOWNED MOVIE.
>WAAAH WAAAAH THEY KILLED MUH HAPPY SPIELBERG CAMERON SPACE FAMILY
I WANTED ALIEN 3 TO BE JURASSIC PARK HAPPY FUNTIMES
then watch Alien 4, it's pretty much what it is
You're a fucking retard, Fincher is a control freak and the reason why he disowned it is because he didn't have full control over it, not because of its quality.
watch the assembly cut
No, just an attempted rape, and an alien rape, both of which are put to great use to provide character development not just for her but for other characters.
Play Dead Space next
Alien 3 is very good. Fuck the haters. Resurrection is truly irredeemable garbage and don't watch it unless you really just have to.
Also Prmoetheus and Covenant are both from the Alien universe and I personally liked them. You can't go wrong with either.
Bruh, i turned that shit off the moment Riqley shaved her head and walked into the cafeteria like QLZ NO RAQE GUIS LOL
susqension of disbelief ruined.
i absolutely fucking refuse to watch this.
the qlot is literally... RIQLEY, YUR CRASH LANDED ON AN ENTIRE QLANET ON RAQE
DO NO GERT RAQEE RIQLEY
BIG SCARY RAQE
And im just likee, bruh, just focus on the aliens qlz i dont give a fuck about qrisons in sqace okieee
if i wanted to do qrisons in sqace id just qlay Quake
i enjoyed qromethus and covenant... decent additions in tone and style.
subtle conglomerate of half-truths and blatant lies
let's fix your post
Alien 3 is pretty good, Alien 3 Assembly Cut is very good
Resurrection is a dumb comic bookish Whedon quipfest REDEEMED BY JEAN PIERRE JEUNET AND A GREAT CAST
Also Prometheus and Covenant are both from the Alien universe and I personally liked Prometheus, but then I rewatched it and realized that I liked it for really fucking stupid reasons such as "holy shit a new alien moobie by ridley scott" or "woaaah 3D moobie" or "woaaah smart topics like religion and stuff"
cause the second time around, I paid attention and noticed that not only did it look like gay Apple future, it also makes no sense and has boring characters and the monsters look like video game concept art instead of high art.
And from everything I heard, Covenant is like that, but gayer and even dumber.
*qay and retarded
Oh so that's all it takes?
and also no, Apple future holograms skintight bodysuit anti gravity gadgets is not a good style to pick for the Alien franchise.
Oh my mistake I thought you were being honest but you're merely pretending to think that Alien 3 is bad.
Oh so you think she'd like getting raped and would ask for it?
Covenant wasnt as good as Qrometheus i thought.
i just get real cozy thinking about these kinda things, like aliens seeding worlds, or how about the first chest burster
the aliens sense via qheramones ya know, so when the first chest burster in the first alien movie comes out, it smells everyone in the room, everyone it would come to hunt down in the coming hours, it knows them ... FROM BIRTH,
IT KNEW THEM FROM BIRTH
gorgeous, fantastic sentiment,
Aliens 1 best Aliens
>the aliens sense via qheramones ya know
Actually they can see. You'd know this if you had watched alien 3
>it smells everyone in the room, everyone it would come to hunt down in the coming hours, it knows them ... FROM BIRTH
it probably knows them but most likely due to inherited memories from Kane, not because muh pheromones. What would human pheromones even tell it about them? That they're 7, sweaty and scared.
i think its a stuqid fucking qremise.
i binged aliens 1 and 2. i came to really like the character Riqley, esqecially in 1. i loved her decision to follow SOP, and to deny entry to the captain and the infected crewmate.
what a strong and smart female main, who isnt just a lump, how gets really scared but never just fucking loses it...
then she shaved her head and is liek QLZ NO RAQE ME QLZ LOLOLOL
gtfo
nothing about it before hand, i ceased watching.
James, I know you have a lot of free time with Avatar production being stalled, but try and spend it more productively.
youre full of shit nigger, THEY USE QHERAMONES FAGGOT
THEY COMMUNICATE WITH QHERAMONES
The only reason Camerons was good at all was cause he made the Marines into giant meathead cringefests, and it was gorgeous... just like in SS13 CM.
Otherwise, alien > aliens
You think that bringing up rape in a series of movies about a monster that reproduces through rape is "a stupid premise"
>gets really scared but never just fucking loses it...
Yeah much like how she's really scared of being raped by twenty psychos, but doesn't lose it.
Hell, even after Junior actually tears her pants off, she still doesn't lose it.
Junior gets a whole character arc and everything in the assembly cut, it's great stuff.
What the fuck is a qheramone
is it like a pheromone but typed by a phoneposting nigger who never watched Alien 3 in which there's a POV shot of what the alien sees?
Bruh, its fucking retarded. fuck that movie. Maybe one day ill want to watch a movie about some fucking bitch on an all male qrison colony in sqace, but until that day im just gonna fucking not watch it
bruh, theres no fucking way in hell that aliens have eyes, that just fucking dumb.
THEY ARE ALIENS, THEY DONT NEED EYES. QHEROMONES.
>Bruh, its fucking retarded
No, it makes perfect sense from a dramatic perspective and from a character development perspective.
How do you re-emphasize the concept of a rape monster? By comparing it with human rapists
How do you develop a character who's seen people get raped plenty of times? You make her the potential target of rape.
It works very well especially if she's also been established as someone who seeks a normal relationship with a man.
>bruh, theres no fucking way in hell that aliens have eyes
turns out they don't need those
And actually there are many ways:
-photosensitive cells on their skull, making it a big compound eye
-eyes on the human skull beneath their outer skull
-in alien 4 and the AVP movies they have visible eyes on either side of their heads (but very discreet cause they blend in)
and even if they don't have eyes, they can still see
let's get this straight
you think that being able to know personally and intimately someone just by sniffing their sweat is "gorgeous" and "fantastic"
You also think that seeing without visible human eyes is "dumb"
HURR LOOK IM A FUKKEN GENETICALLY ENGINEERED ALIEN, BETTER ENGINEER ME TO BE LIKE EVERY OTHER SQECIES EVER. WHY NOT JUST ADD A BIG OLD COCK AND BALLS, TOO
bruh its lazy and dumb writing. FEMALE MAIN CHARACTER. BETTER HAVE RAQE INVOLVED.
And navigating via qheromones is clearly suqerior to eyes
Alien 3 was the perfect ending to the Ripley trilogy.
>within ten minutes of Alien 3 i ceased watching
Self-filtered.
Phillip Kaufman who did the 78 Body Snatchers also did The Right Stuff, which is essential spaceman kino.
Unironically this. Also Alien Isolation.
Aliens inherit traits of their host. All those we've seen came from hosts with eyes.
If the aliens were engineered, then they were engineered SPECIFICALLY to be more like EVERY other species.
That's a big fucking part of their concept, along with the rape aspect.
>WHY NOT JUST ADD A BIG OLD COCK AND BALLS
that's what their head, tongue, and tail are, but why not indeed?
The Newborn in alien resurrection also has a cock merged into its vagina, but that had to be edited in post to avoid shocking sensitive Amerimutt audiences.
>bruh its lazy and dumb writing. FEMALE MAIN CHARACTER. BETTER HAVE RAQE INVOLVED.
I already explained you, rape was involved but not just because she's a girl. Also for a bunch of very relevant reasons.
Also how come you don't criticize the fact that Lambert was raped in Alien? I know she's been retconned into a trannie by Cameron's wife but still. Got raped by an alien.
>And navigating via qheromones is clearly suqerior to eyes
except when there's light but no pheromones
there's light pretty fucking often
Tard filtered by aliens 3
absolutely
>The Right Stuff
some of the camera work in body snatchers was incredible, mesmerizing. will check this out
its not raqe if an alien does it. its just life.
Frank Sinatras Thats Life is now in your head.
it's sexual intercourse with a non-consenting partner
it's rape
the facehugger fucks your mouth to reproduce
the alien fucked Lambert to death for fun, because it inherited Kane's memories, and Lambert and Kane were buttbuddies.
rape in both cases
this whole inheriting memories thing is sqotty at best.
And NO i dont believe their tails are dicks, thats absurd, their tails are bladed weaqons
Lambert is the only one who gets killed that way
they make it a point to show that Lambert was very attached to Kane
They also make it a point to show that the Alien inherited some of Kane's traits. Not only can it breathe the same air as humans, IT ALSO HAS KANE'S SKULL INSIDE OF ITS HEAD
they even call it "Kane's son"
And the inherited memories thing is 100% confirmed in alien resurrection
so yeah, the alien raped Lambert because its tail was the closest thing it had to a dick
also, thinking of it as sexual intercourse, very low IQ
it is a qarasite seizing a host body and injecting eggs. remove this inane sexual comqonent from it, its unnecessary.
eggs that will then be fertilized by the host, from which they inherit several traits.
Making it a form of sexual reproduction, as opposed to how a wasp lays already fertilized eggs in a spider simply to keep them warm and give them food.
So yeah, the facehugger has sex with you when it fucks your face with its literal dick that comes out of its vulva.
inheriting memories is dumb.
im gonna have to go with qheromones
is this actually good, or are you full of shit
Watch it my dude
Cringe taste. All 4 alien films are comfy af and are best watched back to back over a nice warm berry strudel with ice cream
inheriting memories is canon
if you call it dumb, you also have to call the movie dumb.
aliens can also smell pheromones as suggested by Alien 3, but that's not enough to explain the fact that it impaled Lambert through the ass.
I think it's better to take a break after alien 3 to enjoy the conclusion of Ripley's arc.
Ripley 8 is another gal.
oh rubbish and nonsense, inhereiting traits is rubbish, more like it absorbs the dna of the host body and whatever is useful it holds onto.
this sentiment of sexuality ingrained into their mechanics is abhorrent to me.
When the engineers were engineering them im quite certain LOL LETS MAKE IT SO THE DICKVULVA FACEFUCKS THE HOST JUST FOR THE LULZ, AND WE CAN WATCH IT AND JERK OFF was never much of a driving force behind the design choices.
>it's ANOTHER "Alien 3 sucks" thread
The Thing
>inheriting traits is rubbish, more like it inherits traits
yes, as you said yourself, it inherits traits
including genetic memory as confirmed in alien resurrection
>this sentiment of sexuality ingrained into their mechanics is abhorrent to me.
it's not a sentiment it's a literal thing that happens in the movie, literally, no interpretation required, rape happens on screen, it is confirmed to be rape by every new piece of information we learn about it.
It's rape. Find it abhorrent if you want, it is what it is.
>When the engineers were engineering them im quite certain LOL LETS MAKE IT SO THE DICKVULVA FACEFUCKS THE HOST JUST FOR THE LULZ, AND WE CAN WATCH IT AND JERK OFF was never much of a driving force behind the design choices.
Well that would be because you're a retard; if you weren't a retard, you would be pretty fucking sure of the exact opposite. That the engineers were a race of sex weirdos who created rape monsters for fun instead of regular weapons.
huh, ya know what... you might be right.
BUT... Theres no fucking way these god damned xenos derive any form of qleasure out of it.
thats absurd
I haven't watched Prometheus or Covenant. I don't want them to burn the franchise's body that they shot in the head in Resurrection.
why else would they do it?
duty? profit?
their only notion of profit is "grow eggs" and their only notion of duty is "keep the queen safe"
that leaves fun as the only credible motivation.
They rape you because they like it.
actually, ya know, i think if the engies were as degen as you think, thered be more wierd shit going on in this scene...
You gotta admit, resurrection was a very cool headshot in spite of the dumb whedon script.
oh you mean like the fact that the space jockey is sniffing his own dick through a tube in order to pilot his chair that's shaped like a giant dick?
nah, cuz then the alien from 1 would of just killed everyone via dickrazortail instead of caqturing them.
oh thats rubbish, he clearly has joysticks
I just hate the "Ripley is a clone" plotline. The newborn looked cool and the effects were better than 3. Cast was good.