My 600-lb Life Thread

If dubs she dies while filming.
If trips she an heroes.

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>100% blockage
>just keep smoking
>baseball bat analogy
Dr Know wants to kill this one.

technically if she eats one meal for 3 hours, its still one meal

>Dr. Now is threatening patients with beatings now
He's about to break

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>twisted ankle forcing her to be lazy
>"sticking to the diet"
Predicting ~10lb lost

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5 lb weights

>i twisted my ankle doe

LOL

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>if I hit you with a baseball bat, do you want me to slow down or stop

DR NOW NO

lmao tiny weights

We're a cheat day away from LAYGZ.

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predicting 10lb gain

hahahaha those weights

100%, then she'll say "Uh I ate a salad and uhhhh an orange I don't know what happened Doc!"

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That will also be her weight loss for the month.

Do you think Dr Now has ever killed a person?

You are much more optimistic then I am. I'm thinking a small gain.

He hasn't been the same after that one girl that lost the paperwork like seven times.

Oh man, guaranteed then

She has cheat day written all over her

God damn it I want to kill myself because of these commercials.

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In the Iranian revolution?
Probably

>stuck in the middle with you starts playing

>dogs in babycarts
why do white people do this?

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Yes

>furry commercial about cat poop
>musical commercial singing about hormones
>retarded car app commercial

Yes, during his escape from the Iranian revolution.

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i predict 10lb lose

no meanies pls

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That disclaimer on the birth control ad:

If the IUD falls out, tell a doctor.

Kek

now you can shove copper up your cunt for unprotected cream pies

Rolling for weight gain.

If she's cut down on eating entire cakes she's bound to lose some weight. I hope.

and bulemia

>people
*women

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>happy, upbeat commercial about birth control
>"can cause internal bleeding, infertility & miscarriage"

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I'm shocked she lost that much.

>may go through the uterus

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I remember a very old ad for some sort of pill for dogs and one of the side effects was "uncontrollable rampaging"

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time for Dr Now to roast her

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>"can cause internal bleeding, infertility & miscarriage"
Oh really?

>birth control
>can cause miscarriage
uhh, what?

Well she lost more than we expected and she is still upset about not losing more
M-maybe she can make it?

>confrontational with Dr. Now
Confirmed not gonna make it

Cue the waterworks and excuses.

>I tried
>no you didn’t
I fucking love Dr. Now

>she's sassing back
Dr.Now finna bouta slap down the law.

So am I.

>I tried
>No you didn't

SAVAGE AS FUCK

>NO YOU DIDNT

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>I don't understand
>I worked so hard

Every time.

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"i tried"
"no you didn't"
holy shit

>I tried
>no you didn’t
B A S E D

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>I followed the diet, I only ate 1400 calories a day
She didn't even read the paperwork.

>I tried
>no you didn’t
Heh

We can hope. We can only hope.

>No you didn't

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Make it Fake it Chocolate Cake it

>I DID MY 1400 CALORIES
>First of all it was 1200 calories
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WRONG

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At least she didn't lose it.

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savage

Finna fill in the "violating the laws of thermodynamics" bingo square

It's a butt plug for the uterus.

>TFW U PUT A PATCH ON THE NICOTINE PATCH TO HIDE IT

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N O Y O U D I D N ' T
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lmao

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thats a big bandaid

Amberlynn Reid special when?

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Holy shit

you just said you twisted your ankle you lying fucking BITCH

This time for sure.

Twisting her ankle was the lie user.

Hard to say. She claims she's been contacted by the show. Hopefully it's soon cause everyone knows she's fucking lying about her current weight loss.

Imagine dropping one of these big people from the tippy top of the stratosphere. Imagine the splat. I NEED it bros.

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That fake crying.
She's going to gain.
She sounds like a worse version of Robert.
She may have a heart attack and lose progress.
Inb4 she fakes heart attack for attention.

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She said if she has another attack she will die

Now calling out the fats and their shitty mind games.

What the hell kind of name is Mendi

This obese lard is moving to Houston KEK

Ffffffffffffffffff I'm corraling the tadpoles to her tonight.

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did i miss anything good?

>She sounds like a worse version of Robert.
F

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isnt Lousiana like right next door?

Fatfuck Fatfuck
Yes doctor
Eating sugar?
No doctor
Telling lies?
No doctor
Open your mouth
SQUUEEELCH

yes, this whole episode is so good

>no you didn't

How do these terrestrial whales have children??

>I TRIED
>"NO!"

I just noticed that Dr. Now is decorated like some army veteran.

>bandaid

Fuck, I didn't remember the exact word to save my life, thanks. Impressive, very nice!

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Did Trump or Obama petition some kind of manufacturing law where chairs have to support people that 500+ pounds? How hasnt a single chair broken in this show yet?

>im so dedicated
to what? cake?

has she lost weight yet?

blacks

they fuck black guys

A capital C section

27lbs

27 lbs in one month but she was supposed to lose 100 in two so bad progress

Come on firefighters

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The free market provides

bbc pump and dump

nature finds a way

kill yourself you fat fucking tranny

Landwhales existed in America way before 2008 buddy. I feel sorry for the car manufacturers and realize why american cars have so much fucking suspension in them now.

>WHY YES, I'M A BIG RYAN GOSLING FAN, HOW COULD YOU TELL?

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She finna gain.

they had kids before they were 600 pounds, usually the 250- 400 range

Why is it that women are almost always bigger train wrecks then men?

she was lifting tiny weights too

They love their dogs, unlike chinks.

Black guys put white women on such a high pedestal that they will date a -4/10 white girl.

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Yeah they often have kids as teens.

She is lifting 5 pound weights. Scratch that off

What about 5-10lbs weights?

Cheat day for sure

blacks, uh, uh, find a way

Could these people tank a 9mm like a bear?

She was lifting 5 pound weights earlier.

Everytime theres a female fats story

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Damn some of this music sounds like horror music.

HALF TIME PREDICTIONS

IS SHE GONNA MAKE IT?

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Yes
Disgustingly Resilient means that they ignore wounds on a 5+ roll

Who is this Slampig

She’s double patchin’ it tonight, boys.

>she's really health conscious
>is fat
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Do they teach cooking classes in America?

Hiding her patches again

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is she still doing nicotine patches kek

I wanna facefuck that nurse,bros.

asparagus is great

>eats half an asparagus
>"i'm really eating healthy"

Y I K E S

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god i want to fuck that chubby neice

who is this cutie slampig

>eating vegetables

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no

NO. I can't even remember what I was taught in Home Econimcs.

uh oh

Just tuned in boyos

Can I get the basic gestalt on this beast?

Oh no no

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no you didnt

>I can wipe myself now

sides in orbit

STOP FUCKING EATING SO MUCH YOU FATASS

Yes.
They're a great place to meet fat chicks

What a trainwreck

Imagine all the 600+ lb people in quarantine now

She's tempering expectations, isn't she?

haha

Yeah but we made the black girls make all the food while we watched movies instead.

I JUST DONT GET IT

She's cheating off camera.

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>IF I CONCENTRATE HARD ENOUGH, IT MIGHT DISAPPEAR!

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Home Ec sometimes teaches you a dish or two, but that is about it.

>"I can wipe myself now and my gut doesn't touch the steering wheel."
Only in America is this an accomplishment.

>caught smoking from the blood test

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>53 pounds off
>WAHHH

>I can wipe myself now

That's why all the junk food is missing at the store

How to cook an egg. How not to burn yourself cooking the egg.

That's all I remember.

>divorced parents
>molested by cousin
>raped by grand-uncle
>abused and impregnanted by gang-banger multiple times
>heart attack
>new white cuck husband dies
>eat

>IM NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU
>(lies)
every time

I KIN WAYPE MUH OWN ASS NOW DOC

KINYA 'SPLAIN THAT?!

smoking? who fucking cares?
god I hate doctors anymore

LOLA OR PARADISE?

>I'm not gonna lie to you
>lies

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THESE PEOPLE ARE HUGE WTF

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Her dialect is brutal.

HOW DOES SHE KEEP LOSING????!!!
SHE IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY LOSING!!!!

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Yeah but in home ec they don't teach you how to cook good for cheap.

quickly, Lola or Dr Paradise?

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she coofed

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Lola

>I may have slip ups
She admits to the cheat days.

>BAMBOOZLING

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I hope lola

LOLA TIME

Mammy

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>I lost more weight than it says

is this bitch saying the scale is lying?

Updated to include the lifting weights I missed earlier.

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Of course he doesn't trust you. He knows exactly the kind of weight you should hae lost by now.

Aye naught gon lie tew yew.

Lola. They wouldn't send a female rape sow to a male doctor.

guys what if she's right and weight loss is impossible

Lola. An user posted a spoiler last thread.

There isn't a million healthy recipe sites on the internet

>don't look at the wall
>look at me
Dr. Now is going nuclear

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>GETTING BAMBOOZLED

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>this fucking ad