What the fuck is this supposed to mean

Even in mild cases it takes a week or more to get over it, there's no way his wife managed to infect half of Australia then they both get over it in 4 days without so much as a little fever

>he's faking his illness to promote his career, and he's bored in isolation.
Correct.

this guy gets it

where is the tom hanks being a pedo thing coming from?

He killed Kappy

LOL

Seething pedophiles i.e. Trump supporters aka religious people

I had been wondering if I had corona because I felt "blah" lately. I don't have any other symptoms though.

time to pay up hanx

A malaise aka , "He's already dead"

Boy you're green

Hope Isaac Kappy haunts you forever freak

I think I have it guys. Travelled through domestic flights 12-8 days ago. Been feeling slightly warm and had a tightness in my chest the other day. I'm sure I'm probably just being a hypochondriac though.

This.

What the absolute fuck?

wow its like Corona is just another name for the common flu
lets buy more TP guys

He obviously just means "blues"

if i hadda dolla

I'm "blah" because I'm on furlough from work. Does that count as a symptom?

libel

he made a face at one of ricky gervais' quotes so that means he's been raping kids since the 60's

Post it? Or stop spreading lies.

who taught you that word chet

That wasn't the start, that was just confirmation of what was already known

retard

signifying that they forced him or Rita to talk.

True and based

well he's in australia so bored out of his mind? also our media constantly pestering him as an American God to throw them some crumbs

Tom Hanks is Dracula confirmed

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>Seething pedophiles i.e. Trump supporters aka religious people

You mean rabbis?

When I got it it hit me strong, meaning symptoms came in quick and I got s fever in like 6 or 7 hours after my first symptoms. I stayed at home for like 8 days. By the 3 day I could tell my symptoms were improving and fever broke. Went to the doc on day 6 and had barely any symptoms. Chest pressure was the last to go on day like 14. But I felt 75 percent on like day 5 or 6 on. And that was my experience as a 37 year old.

does anyone here personally know someone who has corona virus that isn't a celebrity?
it's almost as if there's something going on

Its mutating.

celebrity endorsed mass hysteria.
stay inside, be afraid, buy toilet paper, accept government tracking of your whereabouts, friends, movements and activities through your phone, facebook, alexa and email.

We need strong families.

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only celebrities and high up politicians can have it in the west.
the public need their figureheads to worship and follow.
>it must be real, Tom hanks, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and the rock all have it

lol, you didn't REALLY think he had kung-flu, did you? this dude explains

go get your chip, good goy

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it's the same one guy who's obsessed with spielberg and heather o'rourke

I want to succ your blod
blahs

Weird. I might not have it since I'm just guessing due to recent travel plus some symptoms, but pretty much started with a slightly sore throat and cough. Now I'm just a little hot for the past 3 days, not super feverish or anything, but chest starting to get a bit tight and breathing feels a little laboured. Considering it hasn't hit me hard I don't think I have it, but at the same time some people report having it and it not being too bad. I'm only 25 and have always had a strong immune system so hopefully I'm just processing it well and will be fine by next week.

theregister.co.uk/2020/03/18/digital_surveillance_covid_19_coronavirus/

Fuck that z list schizo coward.

Same... I felt really hot and sleepy about 4 days ago but there were no thermometers at the store. I stood up and almost passed out too. I'm in an area with outbreaks. Who fucking knows if I had it though since we have z e r o tests.

>tfw have the blahs

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Reminder that once it peaks the numbers will drop back down to 0

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normie havent adapted to the NEET lifestyle yet

Not necessarily true since these numbers are for one outbreak. Who knows what would happen if life returned to normal and there was another outbreak because people aren't immune and we don't have a cure.

You might have it honestly but you have mild symptoms. Given your age and symptoms. Carry yourself like you have the flu when you are around people.

are you tested every time you have a flu or a cold?
what would testing do apart from provide statistics.
stop being paranoid, rest and drink hot drinks until you feel completely well.
stop watching news, stop listening to info about it, watch some fun relaxing films, read a fantasy book.

why dont we just do this with every disease?

jesus, that sounds horrific

if he has a mild strain, he should expose himself to as many people as possible so that one is spread and people gain an overall immunity.
otherwise they stand the chance of contracting a strong form and suffering.
see the spanish flu

because the world is brainless.
Also, all the diseases Europe spent almost a century and billions almost eradicating all came back as soon as millions of feral apes were allowed to stream through every border with no resistance.
mumps, measles, tuberculosis etc etc

spanish flu how about spanish fly

how about spanish fry

birr cosby put da spanish fry in my bat soup

>because the world is brainless.
but wait we are about to get rid of covid. so which is it? we're brainless and we cant get rid of the common flu or we could and we just choose not to?

Qboomers obsessed with that kind of conspiracy stuff and zoomers who think Tom Hanks is overrated.

retard.

Why are we able to contain it now but we couldnt when there were only a handful of domestic cases and no known community transmission?

Yeah the asymptomatic period is the worst because I have no idea when I contracted it, on which leg of my domestic travels, so I can't say if I already infected people or not.

There has to be a sweet spot, the infection rate needs to not surpass the need for hospitalization of the super sick.

flattening the curve means it doesn't really peak, just kind of lingers for a long time

Drug addicted schizo accused him and a bunch of other people of being pedos with no evidence. He then killed himself, which proves he was right and was murdered for it, because drug addicted schizos never kill themselves.

midwit
you people need gassing

it means your lifestyle isn't enough for Tom hanks

missed the point completely

You should go to an old folks home and lick all the walls