Marvel Studios' THE ETERNALS

Information round-up.


>The Eternals are superpowered warriors created by the Celestials, cosmic engineers who seeded life in the cosmos, to defend humankind from the Celestials’ wayward creation, the monstrous Deviants.

>The Eternals and the Deviants were believed to be gods and influenced numerous cultures and legends across the world, including Camelot and Atlantis.

>After a great battle, the Eternals defeated the Deviants, and both sides went into hiding, with the Eternals living among humans in secret for decades.

>On present day, the Deviants return hellbent on revenge, and the Eternals must assemble once more to stop them.

>Ajak (Salma Hayek) is the spiritual leader of the Eternals and can heal people’s injuries.

>Ikaris (Richard Madden) is a loyal soldier can manipulate cosmic energy.

>Thena (Angelina Jolie) is a rebellious warrior with superhuman physicality.

>Sersi (Gemma Chan) has psychic abilities. She who loves living among humans and wants to reveal herself to the world.

>Druig (Barry Keoghan) can manipulate people’s fears. He dislikes humanity and believes protecting them is beneath him.

>Sprite (Lia McHugh) can project illusions. She is one of the oldest in the group, but is permanently stuck in child form.

>Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) is an adventurer can harness cosmic energy and uses his powers to become a Bollywood star.

>Makkari (Lauren Ridloff) is an explorer with superspeed who travels the world studying humans. She is deaf-mute.

>Phastos (Bryan Tyree Henry) is an inventor who lost his optimism and faith in humanity. He is gay and has a family.

>Gilgamesh (Don Lee) has superhuman strength and lives on his own after being exiled by the Eternals.

>Dane Whitman (Kit Harington) is an archaeologist who learns about the Eternals and is roped into their war against the Deviants.

>Sersi was involved with Ikaris, but falls in love with Dane.

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>Dane uncovers the location of the “Tomb of the Gods”, the Celestials’ hidden temple with technology that the Deviants want to use to rebuild their army, destroy the Celestials and enslave humanity. Sersi reunites the Eternals to stop them.

>Dane learns that his ancestors fought alongside the Eternals and retrieves the powerful “Ebony Blade” to become the new Black Knight.

>The Eternals believe Gilgamesh to be working with Deviants, but later learn that it is Druig, and that one of their own masterminded everything to steal the power of the Tomb of the Gods.

>One report claims it is Sprite, vengeful towards the Celestials for her existence and the humans for their destructiveness.

>One report claims it is Thena, vengeful against humans and Celestials for the death of her lover Kro (David Oyelowo), the ruler of the Deviants, and their child.

>The Celestials return to Earth, decide that humankind is a failed experiment and decide to exterminate them, forcing the Eternals to choose between their creators and the people they have adopted.

>The Celestials learn that the human evolutionary process was accelerated by the Decimation, and the next step of evolution are mutants, who have begun appearing across the planet.

>Ajak sacrifices herself to stop the Celestials, and Ikaris replaces her as the leader, deciding to reveal their existence to the world.

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This is going to bomb hard. Disney should just come out now and say it'll be straight to Disney+ and save themselves the embarrassment of the box office numbers (if theaters ever open back up).

It will not be released.

straight to D+

Who's the protagonist in this shit? Too many characters for me to care. I'm assuming it's Richard Madden since he's the white guy

Jon Snow.

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>Who's the protagonist in this shit?

These two.

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This sounds like shit.

This looks retarded. Is this a show or movie? How are we supposed to care about this many characters without some buildup like avengers stuff did?

sounds pretty gay

Because they're black, women, Indian, and Asian.

Marvel deserves to burn for putting so much time and money for this shit. For disrespecting icons like Thor, Hulk and Spiderman. DC is at least trying out new things like Joker and WW1984.

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Yawn. Just give me Galactus or fuck off.

>Dane Whitman (Kit Harington) is an archaeologist who learns about the Eternals and is roped into their war against the Deviants.
Please tell me they get him to say "Ah dun'wannit, ah never avv!"

What's the point in anything Marvel now that Chris Evans is gone.

>>One report claims it is Thena, vengeful against humans and Celestials for the death of her lover Kro (David Oyelowo), the ruler of the Deviants, and their child.

It's going to be that one because baby Thanos is in it.

>don't forget about our movie

They will not show her goodies

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>80s nostalgia
>new

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gemma 404 ward

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Dane?

>DC is at least trying out new things like Joker and WW1984.
cope

So no Fantastic Four? Why

Joker is literally better than all Marvel movies combined. Seethe.

Joker sucked ball sacks

Joker shitstomps all of Marvel's movies. In every aspect. Script, acting, music, cinematography. It's also not for 3 year olds.

This, Capkino picking up Thor's hammer>>>all of Joker

too many characters, its like the wu tang clan dont know which is which except for based method man

>Gemma Chan getting a second Marvel role

She must suck a mean dick

Nope.

>>Ikaris (Richard Madden) is a loyal soldier can manipulate cosmic energy.
irl Twink fucker Richard Madden is not the gay character

gay character is an ugly fat black man

>NEXT

>Ensemble movie full of hasbeens and nobodies
>Source is C-tier marvel comic nobody reads
>Absolutely drab power rangers style costume design, characters are interchangeable
This won't be a Mulan level flop, but goddamn if they aren't trying.

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Just like Inhumans

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>shitty demi god movie introduces the x men
Please kill me coronachan

>all sci-fi/fantasy humans need to be multiracial

why
this is boring

This is going to be the MCU's first real flop.

Most normies I know said they were done with the MCU after Endgame, and this is based off a property no one knows and has way too many characters.

There's no fucking way this will make any money

Fuck it, I'll see it. I might even enjoy it.

>a decade long buildup """event"""
>absolutely BTFO by Joker

Marvelcucks always lose

So Disney isn’t going to even bother trying to make cool costumes?

Kit Harrington and Richard Madden are relentlessly handsome.

Yeah man, a silver surfer origin story would be so fucking kino, because they really haven’t done it at all yet. And the movie that did kind of sucked ass.

>There are people over 18 that will see and defend this shit

Hey most certainly will, he was Jon snow.

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Don’t bother. He won’t get it. And I like both marvel and dc. But I like marvel because it is like reading Harry Potter or some shit. Joker was actually a movie.

>I-it's going to flop!

How many times has Yas Forums said this about Marvel only to be utterly BTFO'd.

Captain Marvel and the nu-Spiderman movies flopped.

its literally soul vs soulless

>psychic woman
>loves humanity
this is more fantastical that them being magic or whatever

It's even worse.

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the Justice League clips get passed around a lot because they are laughably bad afaik

>eternal gods influencing the world from behind the scenes in a crusade against deviants

I know I've made this joke before, but literally sounds like something written by Julius Evola

>gary coleman disease
>deaf mute
>gay
>poo in loo
>every color under the sun
talk about a diversity squad

also
>gay guy
but
>bad guys are called Deviants
did they rewrite that character and make him good?

>The Celestials learn that the human evolutionary process was accelerated by the Decimation, and the next step of evolution are mutants, who have begun appearing across the planet
the only notable thing that this movie will offer

Im only interested in thor and the guardians movie
This looks like a knock off

most likely, the only good that will come out of it is whatever she wears on the red carpet

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