I Am Jazz

i don't think ari lives at home anymore
she's older than jazz

also
>tfw no kind, soft-spoken, hippie, down-to-earth ari gf

Fitful and frightened
Baby bird waits one more year
To leave mother's nest

reminder that if you google ari jennings you get this result

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what are these rumors about ahmir and a lawsuit against TLC? true? links?

Can't find anything, but his Insta is gone.

>mouth watering

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instagram.com/p/ByQ-TYLn7Jo/
If you didn't get to watch Jazz's song yet I recommend you check it out

why do you guys keep mentioning David Lynch in these threads. Is he with TLC working on the show?

damn ari has some pretty good looking friends.

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ari is QUEEN

Is parody user ever going to gift us with this absolute masterpiece

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This one is overrated as hell

My name is Jazz

My name is Jazz
not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Jaron
My name is Jazz
It's always been

Cause I'm the most frighting tranny bitch you ever seen
I dress in mumus, tye-dye mumus,
from head to toe I'm rather drab except my hole with ooze

Dilate it wide
Most the time

Cept today when I was browsing on this imageboard of mine
Six new threads all rude as hell,
I tried to shitpost but my shitcunt popped and started to smell

My name is Jazz

My name is Jazz,
but call me Jazzowicius Notawoman Bloshinsky,
that's long for Jazz, so I've been told
Told that by my mother dear who dilates me and checks my holes for mold

I got no pride, can't help but whine
I think only suicidal thoughts and can't help but to cry for several months
Won't make new years
The stench long left my asscunt could bring any man to tears
This is the worst, my pussy shat
So I missed the last plane to Harvard and they ain't gonna call me back
My name is Jazz
My name is Jazz
J-J-J-J-J-Jazz
My name is Jazz

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I agree.

WE COME FROM THE STAAAAAARS

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imagine the threesome

Thank you bro for your based post.

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*only normal person in the entire family

LET'S DILATE TOGETHER ITSUMO

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What is this expression trying to convey?

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hiding the absolute pain of Noelle not wanting to have a lesbian sex/dilation session

I was 'trans' when I was like.. ages 13-15 (a solid decade before it was cool to do).

Eventually i just said fuck it and got jacked and became a powerbottom/switch

I was almost a Jazz situation but i had a big penis so my wound-vagina would have looked way better

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that's strong embarassment for sure

The war rages within. Moloch and Christ, hand to hand, fist to fist, in a desperate struggle for the boy's soul. His face expresses the sadomasochistic ecstasy and agony of his spiritual supplice, the bliss of battle stoking the fire in his heart. Jarron vs Jazz. Day vs Night. Child of Christ vs Minion of Moloch. Who will win? Place your bets, ladies (female) and gentlemen (male).

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Got a whiff of his wound

so since Jaron had his frankengina surgery, I'll finally have some peace, at least while he's recovering... what's this smell? OH NO NO NO THERE HE IS AGAIN

FUCK

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BABYLON ZOO
BABYLON ZOO

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The veins in his forehead, they tell a story

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Why is he doing it in drag lmao wtf

I dont believe they got into Harvard. I gotta see the proof lmao no freaking way

Do you knkow what a fucking liberal haven harvard has become? check a few news stories..

I'm still waiting to hear what he scored on the SAT and ACT. Very suspect that no mention was made anywhere about his alleged scores or even any studying leading up to the tests,

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i would love if the blond one watched for a while and then joined in when she was so turned on she couldn't control herself

Did you make this? Because it's very good.

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Gosh, I sure do hope I Am Ava becomes a reality! What beautiful representation and diversity

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Which John Waters film is this from?

interesting expression , what does it convey?

why do the two brothers literally always refer to jazz as their "sister"? like it just seems really forced my friends will still call their sisters by their actual names, those brothers never do.

..and behind door number 3: it's yet _another_ Jewbeast.

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...

Does anyone have that webm where Jazz says she stole Ari's panties?

Who do you want to see on Jazz: The Harvard Years? My nomination is for this beautiful and brave lesbian woman

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Ava is lucky that he saw Jazz's videos & that helped him realize he was trans

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Little miss ladyboy literally has the whole family's everything grind to a stop because special-snowflake wants to whine and cry about everything.

His parents did him no justice by coddling him so damn much. He's gonna be a frail spoiled brat his while life while thinking the world needs to revolve around his feelings.

Dios mio

Jazz is a celebrity. Celebrities get paid by Ivy League colleges to attend them.

Finally, after all these years, My Name is Jazz

CHING CONGERU I AM WILL SMITH NIGGA

WHY IS MY DICK GONE
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME JAZZ
AARIIIII
SAAAANDEEERS
ANYONE?

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>when sander forgets to bring the lube and your stitches pop out

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Yes. I've made a few.

>Ahmir affirms his sexuality
My summer lover
Did not have a male member
I'm no deviant

>The animal cycle
The geldling watches
The stallions rutting in spring
And must turn its gaze

The little bird waits
For the worm from his mother
But she's taken it

Fitful and frightened
Baby bird waits one more year
To leave mother's nest

>Ari's fears
In spring my brother
Is hoping to till my field
And claim its harvest

>Jeanette wanted another daughter
My mother's great shame
With the tanto's cold cruel cut
Has turned into pride

>Is I Am Jazz the modern Oedipus?
Morning, day or night
The sphinx's riddle's answer
Is what Jazz still is

In this Oedipus
The audience are the ones
Who claw out their eyes

>Jojo
Jojo's chest is flat
It must feel the knife's caress
Before the lover's

>Noelle and Jazz watch a real girl
Their envy of her
Cuts deeper than the scalpel
How can they compete?

>what in the FUCK is dialation?
The clouds are parted
By a bright orange sunbeam
Bringing a rainbow

Dig the well anew
Every day without fail
Lest it collapses

Again and again
The stubborn ploughorse's mouth
Must be forced open

When you beat the 41%

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Does anyone have the webm of Jazz stomping through the house?

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Lynchian

Based degenerate

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What was Ahmir's last appearance on the show? What was said?