Tully Monster was hands down the best actor of the Late Carboniferous. Prove me wrong

Why is this site filled with so many damn nerds? Quit geeking out over fucking bugs and fish, go out for a drink and get laid

I don't give a shit about animals but I'll take this over comic book garbage or fag wars any day

You may not like it, but this is the ideal riverine carnivore body

this is bait ... but reluctantly i am forced to check his dubs

bump

>Hey man your not evolving all wrong!
>let me show you how. it's. DONE!

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*Dies off in the Permian extinction*
Lotta good that did ya

Imagine thinking this was an invertebrate like a pseud fag

The protagonists of biological existence. Prove me wrong

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What the heck could have caused the Cambrian explosion? Volcano? Oceanic methane spontaneously combusting? How many animals could possibly survive such a blast?

What's this stuff I'm hearing about taxonomy, geology and such? I just like to look at the pictures of the funny extinct animals.

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>funny extinct animals
Look at humans now, don't wait

based

the jews did it

>literally everyone jobs to a species that just showed up out of nowhere after a billion years
Who writes this shit

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Who says we're the first to fuck every other species over?

Cyanobacteria got there first

>survive because you are worthless
see it time and again throughout human history. Copper based oxygen fixation blood is crazy though.

>blocks your path

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mass extinctions are not unprecedented and humans are not uniquely evil or unnatural for causing one. Anprim is a gay retard cope with the fact that your life is controlled by the decisions of the mass of stupid people around you who will go on producing and consuming till the apocalypse happens and virtually all life (and all humans) are wiped out by inevitable technological advancement. We are going extinct at some point, just accept it and enjoy your life without thinking you can change what the masses think or do. The only people that should matter to you are yourself and people you like personally

Ah, jawless fish, or as I like to call them: basedfish

An odd beast, for sure. Yet surprisingly friendly.

Nigguh do you even know how badly arthopods are dominating this planet

The big ones couldn't survive though

I mean s o y fish fuck you pedophile tranny cannibal mods

He’s hilarious. Look at the guy, what an absolute madman!

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>when you learn more about an extinct species from an extant, semi-distant cousin than you do one of its own descendants
Based.

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VERTEBRATE GIRLS ARE MADE FOR ARTHROPOD DICK

This really does look like something someone cooked up in the Spore creature creator. It's an ocarina-squid with a single, long crab claw for a mouth, and even has long little eyestalks like an alien, to boot.

>no "Blue Planet: Cambrian" kino

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>long nose
>multiple pockets for change

Errr guys

That's because it was made in a spore creature creator. Anything silly looking is fake because silly things don't exist

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Even in its time, the Tully was an artifact. It had features that held on from the Cambrian age. In a time that had the protodinosaurs milling about, the early sharks and insects proliferating, this goofy looking Tully motherfucker was just hanging out

basado

Oh it's much stranger than that.

>vaguely fishlike body
>no signs of gills or a notochord
>not even an anus
>strange eyelike organs rich in iron in the middle of its body
>gut cavity filled with conodonts (a type of jawless fish), indicating it was predatory
>fossils found by the dozens in one carboniferous formation, but nothing resembling it have been found anywhere else in the fossil record
>to thus day no one knows what the fuck it is

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Because they are already perfevtion

*AHEM*

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literally the worst form of life. They don't even have a consciousness, so it's hard to even consider them alive in the same way as mammals and other cognizant forms of life.

How do you know?

>worst form of life
>dabs on dinosois
>dabs on every mass extinction event
>dabs on humans as it thrives in a changing climate even more than ever before
Sounds like floating around without a brain is the way to go after all

Dinosaurs were absolute jerks for almost 200million years.

They're just big, visible germs.

They are too alien to empathize with at all. They're like bacteria: sure they're technically alive because they are biological systems that respond to their environment and produce energy, but they have no conception of anything around them and only exist to propagate themselves around an ecosystem (inb4 hoomans don't have any purpose beyond that either! You are not an objective disembodied intelligence, you are a person, base your perspective on that)

>conodonts
Those things are also pretty horrifying looking.

must've eaten with its eye-thing

scientists are fucking stupid. the smaller fish inside the fish are clearly just its babies

>*ruins the future of the planet*
What was his problem?

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Maybe this species behavior didn't warrant often fossilization.

>I bet my descendants will be wagies in Amazon one day lmao get fucked losers

You get isekaied back to cambrian/carboniferous, and get to choose which creature you get isekaied as. What do you pick and why?

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Well, definitely not the spinosaurus

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