James, what did you think of Leprechaun 2 ?

>James, what did you think of Leprechaun 2 ?
>well, it was uhh, uhhh
>UHHHHHHHHH

is james rolfe the worst movie reviewer in the world?

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>uhhhhh KIERAN WHAT DID I THINK OF IT

I miss the old lighting, the new stuff makes it look like a major chain store rather than some small town store owned by the mayor(?)

No watching, I refuse. Here's my review

James: there wasnt enough afro americans. Leprechaun 2 was an Irish sausage fest

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When he has a script there is no one comfier to listen to; even if he's just going over the plot and bringing up some trivia. Without a script, like in these reviews, he comes off as a complete retard. He can still put out good shit when he wants to like with this recent video :

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i can't post pics but
>watching Bloodsport review other day
>Kieran has some bit about Tony being absent
>Tony edits the video with clips of him making up bullshit why he isn't there when he is drinking and relaxing somewhere
>Kieran is like "haha James Tony just texted me"
>James is like okayyyy

It's just like shut the fuck up and review the damn movie. And get an editor who doesn't make everything about him when he isn't even doing the review.

>watching rental reviews
I hope you use adblock and sponsorblock

Kieran now outrank Tony as best fattie, Justin still remains a distant third place.

It's crazy how with all the extra help the channel has now that the quality has taken a significant dip in quality, particularly on the technical side of things. The editing has gotten sloppier, the lighting is often shit and the audio mixing is poor. Like for MM this year there was the background audio is way too high in the mix on a lot of the videos and it made the videos even more unwatchable than they would already have been.

not when angry frijoles exists

havent tried sponsorblock yet, i guess i enjoy manually skipping ahead and trust myself more to do it properly
>now
they all suck anyway
Hi Kieran.

Get these fat fucks off Cinemassacre. Does anybody enjoy them?

James, Mike and Bootsy were kino. These fatties are just annoying. Do they own the channel or something? Why are they always on?

don't give the fats even 1/10th of a cent

>Bootsy have you done part 2 of that battletoads tutorial thing yet?
>*waking up from 2pm nap* yeah yeah Mike stop busting my balls! *smokes another joint*
>releases it months later

are you implying that me not using sponsorblock is getting them money somehow? if so i need to install it.

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Tony edits
Kieran steps in when the topic is something Mike doesn't care about/is too tired from playing games all night on Twitch
Justin has been around for a while and has seen every movie ever made, support for Kieran

>Bootsy
The Arch-Traitor?

what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch

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Mike looks like his breath would be bad and it would be hard to tell him

You're probably fine just skipping it. I'm just being extra militant. I don't want to see those in-video ads for even a split second.

why does he look so scary bros

>>James is like okayyyy

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what, you worried you might be tempted to use a shitty VPN? or maybe have regular shaving supplies delivered to your door? More than you could possibly ever need?

i dont know if you saw it, but it was like your web, but 10x more obvious as if he wanted to literally say okayyyy... anywayyyy

James is relentlessly handsome

>expecting quality content from the poopy butthole videogamer.

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>tfw Justin will die in our lifetimes
hold me bros

fuck off fats

he is the Zodiac killer

What happened to Ryan?

RETAIL REVIEWS BACK ON THE MARKET BOYOS!

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>mmm hmm
isn't that a meme at the expense of James?

>3 and the rest were direct to video
how the fuck do direct to video movies even make money?

do millions of people really want to watch shitty ass direct to video films??

They couldn't PAY him to say anything of substance

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it looked like someones basement, they fixed it

back in the days of video rental stores they must have made money from them, there was enough of them

Honestly, people really want Board James back, but I just don't know how good it'd be with all the new editing and cast.

He's a squirrelly fucker.

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>people really want Board James back
I wouldn't say no to a special. They teased the character in the Resident Evil AVGN, but nothing has come of that

:(

Got some documentation for those net worths?

All ecelebs are equally shit.

mike looks like he wears dresses and stares at himself in the mirror

Someone hook this guy up with mike wearing lipstick gif

They went over everything on the podcast

>tony is more irish than kieran
wot. Kieran looks 100% purebred irish and tony is mutt italian

You lost truther?

thecinemassacretruth? not a fan

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These threads are made by Mike. He has an enormous ego and a tiny pecker.

These threads are made by a subreddit thats butthurt that James works with people that aren't them

>this is the AVGN movie

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Naw. Half the posts are extemely specific about james personal life and ooze of envy while aggrandizing mike.
Obviously made by mike

Should have stayed that way.

*records to 22 dvds*

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it might unironically be mike, seeing as how someone has been leaking Aprils facebook pictures for over a year now

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From his FAQ's

>How do you record your game footage?

>I just use a DVD recorder. That’s it. The game is plugged into the DVD recorder, and I push record. It’s that simple. But then, how you get the DVD footage into your computer is up to you. There’s several ways, but I run the DVD recorder into a digital camera which converts the analog signal to digital and captures into Final Cut Pro using a firewire connection. This means having to record it again, in real time, usually when I’m away from the computer doing something else. Doing it this way, rather than some kind of DVD burning software, allows me to capture it in Final Cut’s native codec, without the hassle of rendering constantly and having various tech issues.

Could waste a 150gb on a harddrive for useless recorded video. Or just record to the cheapest alternative, dvdr. I see nothing wrong here. You zoomies are silly finding a problem with this.

>have thousands of people daily shitting on you
>don't get paid jack shit
>internet famous enough to get harassed in public by incels only, never girls
>know that Mike is always scheming to be rid of you

oh man, livin the dream!

Board James was best when it was just him playing board games with Mike and Bootsy. Then he tried to turn it into some complex horror plot that nobody cared about, so convoluted that he had to put out a 30 minute video explaining all the clues and references you were supposed to pick up on

they're filming in screenwave building now because april doesn't want them in her house
based
tony not always edits. they keep changing who gets to edit videos.

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mike doesn't play animal crossing. this is stupid
i'm pretty sure tony was joking when he said he was irish.
mike was caught once making threads on /vr/, but not on Yas Forums
that guy doesn't "leak" them, he just uses april's mom facebook page, because she has it open and post pictures there

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Except he's not just backing up to DVD. He records to DVD, thereby encoding to the shitty mpeg 2. He then reencodes to a more modern format using final cut. If he just recorded straight to the modern format, then his recording wouldn't be anywhere near 150GB.

>mike scheming to get rid of you
id be scared shitless if i were mike right now desu

>james and mike getting less and less views each year (almost sub 100 k)
>livestreams generate maybe $100 a month
>failed patreon
>failed instagram
>Ryan annoyed with your work ethic (mike refused to do rental reviews, does little to no retail reviews)
>doesnt even do editing anymore
>doesnt even show to cons
>Ryan already demonstrated he could quite easily get rid of bootsy and kyle

i like mike. but the dudes skating on thin ice

>150gb
>20 minute video

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*records pc game dsp style*

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they cant get rid of him
>money
you would be surprised how much sponsors will pay. Sure, people like you and me wont ever buy any of those products, but they still pay out a fortune.
Merch alone would probably be enough for James and Mike to live off. Not sure if you've seen their twitter lately selling posters and limited edition DVDs and shit. Their fans gobble that shit up like mindless drones and none of it is cheap.