1917

tits or gtfo

Apocalypse Now
Das Boot
Come and See

Rope yourself for thinking you can decide what people care about you fat fucking virgin

I'm like 99 percent certain I can either overhead press you over my head for reps, OR benchpress your bodyweight for reps, depending on what type of nerd you are (comically lanklet, or super fucking fat).

Penis or GTFO

I've been tested at 130+ and I found it more engaging than most war movies thanks to the cinematography, you weren't given much of a chance to look away. Most war movies are pretty paint by the numbers.

>Aw look the kids are going to war
>making friends
>big battle scene!!
>baww that one guy we like is dying
>grrrr time to get serious
>bad guys are finally beaten
>relief and the end

The movie peaked during the no man's land scene. Absolute kino sequence and nothing else matched it.

Where do you live, faggot?

do zoomers actually think this movie was good?

lmao I just realized this basically applies to 1917 minus the exposition, but the point stands about the cinematography and style, it was really interesting. I felt more engaged.

the story is simple as fuck

Even if we lived right next door to each other, I would be waiting outside your house for 30 minutes, while you trembled in your little high heels and chewed on your nails.

Tell me where you live, coward

lieutenant leslie stole the show

nytimes.com/2020/02/08/opinion/1917-movie-world-war-I.html

>heroism bad
what's wrong with women

Yeah, Dean Charles Chapman. You can still find it if you look for it.

sure thing tranny
my right serratus is stronger than your entire upper body

i enjoyed it, but i think it should've just been three unbroken scenes rather than pretend you can get halfway across no-man's land and to a remote section of the line (through a town?) in just 90 minutes of walking and a 5 minute truck journey.

Fuck gay

Wasn't the mission a bit too important to send only two guys though? What was the general thinking?

Sacramento

He said it would be quicker for 2 men to do it.

Another film added to the women will never understand list.

Look outside, bitch.

-Sent from my Samsung Galaxy

coulda sent multiple groups of 2 people though

really though, losing 1600 men wouldn't have made them blink back then

Sacramento where

You're lucky I'm banned from traveling to America. I would slug you if we ever met.

On Marconi near the rayleys

You beat yourself to it, but I was literally just about to say "that's basically the plot of 1917 though".

That's probably why he just sent 2.

>meh who gives a fuck, I'll send a couple guys and hope they make it

I'm looking, where you at?

Am I the only one who thought of LOTR watching this film

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I'm there in 45
look for a black dodge ram

Honolulu; but that's not important right now, because YOU aren't going to come to ME, so I'LL come to YOU.

I hope you have some boxing gloves, because I'm going to need it. I can't go breaking ALL your teeth, because I still want you to be able to eat when I'm through with you.

yeah it's a Frodo and Sam type adventure in a ww1 setting

For example Tolkien said he got his idea of Dead Marshes from seeing dead bodies floating inside craters at no-man's land like in the movie.

Other similarities may include:
>Two buddies trying to deliver something important
>Nazgul plane
>Ruined French town looking like Osgiliath
>Forest singing scene was like Lorien.
Etc

Anyways most likely because J.R.R Tolkien also served at WW1 and both Sam Mendes' grandfather and Tolkien were signal officers who delivered messages

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See you soon

emotional estrogen fueled tranny caps lock on and off, as expected

No you're not, bitch. Stop pretending to be brave and ACTUALLY peek outside, faggot. I know you're crouched underneath your windowsill clutching a flashlight to your chest. I can see the fucking light rays bouncing off your room ceiling.

I can't see you, faggot. Why are you hiding? Scared

dunkirk

Oh my god, dude, I literally saw you turn off the fucking flashlight when you read my post. Stop fucking pretending and come outside already.

If you don't come out in 12 seconds, I'm going to knock on the door, say hi to your parents, pretend I'm your friend from college, and tell them we need to work on a school project together. Then I'm going to give you the whalloping of a lifetime, and then I'll post on this thread something stupid, from your computer, from your IP address, so everyone will know I just whooped your fucking ass.

>click on the spoiler
>get mad when you are shown a spoiler

I'm rubber, and you're glue, and everything you say bounces off me, and sticks on to you.

Then your momma walks around the corner, and she licks it all up too.

didn't they say it was like 6 miles in the movie?

It's a reasonable distance to cover in 120 minutes

Do it, faggot. I'm waiting

I think that scene was more demonstrating how soldiers were still accustomed to helping out surrendering enemies before everything changed during WWI and made it into a desperate struggle for national survival.

2 hesitant cucks get chock full of purpose and run along.

I would sign up for the war just because I don't want my country in the hands of "men" like this.

I liked Dunkirk a lot more but the one thing I did appreciate about 1917 is that it actually feels like a proper scale war. Especially the ending sequence with the 500 or so extras.

The image is the spoiler captain thicko

This was the stupid post I said I would make when I'm done thrashing this user around. I'm typing all this from his computer, and right this second, he's gnashing his teeth in pain at the absolute ass-kicking I handed to him about 12 seconds ago.

You should all see him right now, it's like he just got flicked on the nose by Mr. Incredible. Half this room is just drying blood and pink mist. It was uite embarrassing. In a few moments, I'm going to make another dumb post from his computer; keep posted for further updates.

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