Will it be kino?

More like landwhale

Lmao it's Fat Chance from Venture Bros

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>black trannies

>black fatso

>chinese hacker

I wonder what are they gonna do with the whites and browns.

But aren't the whites the ones promoting all that safespace nonsense?

looks like overwatch characters, what a mess

>Snowflake is non-binary and goes by they/them, and has the power to generate individual crystalized snowflake-shaped shurikens. The connotations of the word 'snowflake' in our culture right now are something fragile, and this is a character who is turning it into something sharp.
Great.

>A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does.

So exactly the same powers as having a smart phone on hand? Great stuff.

This looks like Scarlet Force (GI Joe) but at least 10 times worse.

Still not sure if somebody from Yas Forums made a parody and sent this to Marvel

The guy who made this described snowflake as an aggressive sharp weapon while safespace is more passive.

Why is the art so terrible? It looks like tumblr fanart

This is why comics in the West are dead

I thought snowflakes were those that are easily triggered, meltdown, and form outrage mobs on the internet? Sounds like they inadvertently got one of them right.

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It is only a matter of time when video game characters and stories will look as shitty as this

Feelsbadman

I hope this is secretly based. I mean, imagine the original New Warriors telling them to fuck off and grow a skin or some hilarious shit like that.

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Here's your comic bros
>what if we make the girl offensive and the boy defensive? Genius!

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why do they always have to be mediocre looking brown people?

Not only are their designs shit, but their powers are fucking awful too. Is it really that hard to push an agenda and make the characters look decent?

Cool but why can't this be applied to "nigger" and "faggot" ?

Snowflake originally meant tumblr types who thought they were special and unique for being a tranny, using non binary whatever, etc

leftoids stole the term and turned it into "fragile" people

Jesus Christ

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Because it's literally made by millenial Yas Forumscksuckers who fled from tumblr.

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This is the first year of the comics. In year 2 they go the eXtreM EDGY route.

Snowflake becomes Feminazi. She has the power to cut dicks off with ice blades.

Safespace becomes evil (because male toxins turn him bad) and is called Darkweb. He can make "normal" people who are not "woke" enough on the internet turn into freaks that are into feet and vore and stuff.

Trailblazer becomes Body Positive Goddess. She has the power of autistic tantrum stomping and she weild a smelly washing rag on a stick.

Screentime is replaced by the new pink iphone and never mentioned again (because male).

It's not. The creator in the explanation video is a virtue signalling white soi cuck.

>Schwartz
>Katzenstein

>tfw the Ladygug cartoon is better and more mature than current Marvel and DC comics

This is literally Clown World.

Lmao at this

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Doctor Doom doesn't stand a chance

That's not real.

It can't be.

Can it?

Why do they do this?
American comics are already dead and fucking buried, why go on like this?

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How do I know he is not playing 5D chess with other sois at Marvel?

>americans

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I can't help but laugh my ass off everytime I read

>experimental internet gas

How is jigglypuff these days?

Would read that.

I can't wait to see their time-travelling adventures. In issue 1 they will punch Lovecraft (who cares about Hitler when you can punch a REAL monster like HPL, right?).

The design is real. His real name is B negative

The character is real but it is named B-Negative.

Honestly this has to be satire. If not who the hell is it for?

>Marvel
this is the future you chose

I might actually start reading gomigs now

And they wonder why they're getting obliterated by manga.

Of course not he's the O.G. Incel of the Marvel universe.

Uhm for progressive minded individuals suffering in Trump's Amerikkka. Get with the times bigot

It's kind of funny how bad they are at this considering leftist literally successfully controlled media and entertainment for decades and now they're spilling spaghetti. It's not that hard to go worst case scenario and propagandize. Let alone innocently make stories with diverse casts

To spite you and me.

swimsuit variant when

I can't wait for Safespace to lecture Spider-Man on how his name is offensive and he should be called Arachnid-Cultural-Appropriation-Person. It will be a 4 issues mini-series.

It seems to be hubris

Ngl would read it

Its real.

Lol

I'm really liberal, but this blatant shilling to "woke" culture bullshit will be wiped out by the virus. there won't be room for appealing to niche fringe groups anymore as the entertainment industry regroups and rebuilds trying to appeal to the widest audience possible for the quickest profits. it will homogenize culture for a bit, but things will get back to tradition.

Based Asterix bro

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How are they going to spite when their comic sell 1100 units and they end up sucking dicks behind McDonalds just to survive and earn their daily bread?

youtu.be/yJaL03cw7fw?t=71

*cumdumpster*

>They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.”
oh
good

>A teen “living vampire” exposed to Michael Morbius’s blood as a child in a rogue, but life-saving medical procedure. He still ages like a regular kid, but has all the abilities of Morbius. He’s also obsessed with all the music and attitude of a “classic” long-past decades like the '90s, and the '00s. “The world is a vampire…and so am I.”

niiicccccccccccccccce

>A regular kid scooped up into the world of teenage Super Heroing. Her “magic backpack” is actually a pocket dimension with seemingly infinite space, from which she can pull out useful or random objects—it’s not always under her control. She claims to get her power from god, but “not the god you’re thinking of.”
B A D A S S

The commentary is so bad as to be a parody of a parody, but the superhero characters are okay. Them being gay didn't come out of nowhere like with Iceman and isn't usually put in that kind of weird commentary light. My god I can almost hear the "my fellow teenage comics readers" lol

POZZED

They've long since evolved past the need for an actual audience thanks to how comic book distribution works.
The last few years were (in my opinion at least) more about rubbing our faces in the fact that they can do this, are doing it and are getting away with it.

>asian ben10

>I'm really liberal...
Stop reading there

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