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Jeremiah Thomas
Gabriel Young
Anton Yelchin and John Cho are relentlessly handsome.
Julian Ward
aren't they both Cherokee?
Dylan Jones
"fart jokes captain"
Leo Wood
please state the nature of your fat shit emergency
Robert Martinez
captain that fat shit is dangerous
Kayden Flores
Pavel, when the plane fell.
Jaxon Peterson
Jeremiah Allen
BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY NEAR
Oliver Nelson
Austin Morales
Daniel Sanders
It's called getting old. Tune the rpms on your artificial heart and have a Werther's.
Nathaniel Ward
Time to hit the grapes Jean-Luc
Dominic Wilson
Isn't it exciting to know the afterlife is really a hellscape full of angry mushrooms? Thanks, mycelial network!
Wyatt Jackson
Star Trek's WOC:
1. B'Elanna Torres
2. Hoshi Sato
3. Michael Burnham
4. Philippa Georgiou
5. Guinan
6. Raffi Musiker
Ranked by how much I want to have sex with them.
Isaiah Sanchez
AND I CAN FEEL A CHANGE IN THE WIND RIGHT NOW
NOTHING'S IN MY WAY
Adrian Scott
The best one for me is the indian security chief.
Adam Davis
>Guinan above Raffi
Interesting choice.
Aaron Reyes
I might let her slot in after Mike.
Jayden Price
star trek
Jacob Nguyen
Guinan would be fun and nice. Have you seen that scene where she flirts with Riker? Raffi is mean and naggy. And she'd smell bad.
Colton Reed
Don't pretend you hate Trek comedy episodes. Fart jokes make space travel possible.
Jason Williams
Best Trek comedy episode? Hard mode, best one that doesn't star EMH?
Jacob Sanders
Preemptive Strike
Angel Rodriguez
Guinan does have a fun personality. As long as she doesn't psychoanalyse and tell me a vague story about how great her people are at sex after I finish in under 8 minutes, I guess that could be a nicer time. Raffi would be like, "put it wherever" and pass out in 3 minutes so there's less pressure, but probably no breakfast.
Brayden Jackson
She was the best 'strong female' character in STD. Treated her role seriously, not a Mary Sue like Michael, not a corny evil seductress like Georgiou, not woman of power gimmick, like the fucking hubris admiral or the klingon "call me mother" cunt, she didn't trash/tough talk too much, like the woke writers often make their strong female do (see The Expanse' Gunny as a recent example of that). And she actually die, horribly, twice.
Just a quiet soldier, without waving her imaginary dick of female superiority. Like they should be written if you want male soldiers in your fiction. Reserved and cool, not a fucking emotional trainwreck that feminist writers try to feed us with.
Henry Perez
> if you want male soldiers
Meant to say female
Freudian slip.
Josiah Powell
Very tough call with that constraint. What is best in Trek anyway? I'd probably go back to Data's Day for my enjoyment, but Our Man Bashir was funnier overall. Little Green Men was fun. Ferengi episodes are almost always a good time. VOY did have False Profits and that wasn't EMH heavy. TOS you've got Tribbles naturally. I'm struggling to think of a good ENT one...
Gavin Hall
Teen Picard whiny voice and punchable face.
David Green
Doing it for the bantz lads haha
Liam Moore
Eli Nelson
1. Hoshi Sato
2. B'Elanna Torres
3. Michael Burnham
4. Philippa Georgiou
5. Guinan
6. Raffi Musiker
Juan Miller
She seemed a little too gung-ho for me, but I guess that was to make her interesting without having a backstory and serve as a foil for Lorca & Mike. I'd still do her before Michael because she doesn't look like she has bad gas at a funeral every time she's trying to emote.
Luke Torres
Forgot Uhura
Owen Sanchez
It's just a flu VF, time to go back to work.
Jayden Clark
1. Hoshi Sato
2. Nyota Uhura (Kelvin timeline)
3. B'Elanna Torres
4. Nyota Uhura (TOS)
5. Michael Burnham
6. Philippa Georgiou
7. Guinan
8. Raffi Musiker
James Nelson
Kids today.
Ryder Bailey
>Like they should be written if you want male soldiers in your fiction.
That's one of the things I hated about the character of Ash Tyler. Forget about the twists and what he ended up being. But, they talk him up as a tough soldier when he's first introduced. But, he only ever acts like a weepy sensitive pretty boy. He might've turned out OK if he was a stoic brute. A dude who is stone-faced and 'yes, sir' obedient in public. But PTSD nightmares when he's alone. Although, maybe they were scared of hinting too much at their dumb reveal to have a brutish tough-guy.
Caleb Rodriguez
Yeah, I did forget.
Matthew Cooper
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE.
NO THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN.
Lincoln Gomez
> A dude who is stone-faced and 'yes, sir' obedient in public.
A guy like that would go unnoticed by zoomer audience. These days if you want a tough guy, he should act like a psychopath. With sensitive feminine side if you also want him to be a good guy.
Michael Howard
I love that the captain of a spaceship has never heard of a black hole
Julian Mitchell
If you look at that from a in-universe perspective, it is so weird that he has never heard of black hole.
I presume the out-of-universe explanation is that at the time of the comic black holes were not well known within the public.
Blake Morgan
I hate how they changed that song to that inferior version starting in Season 3.
Eli Morgan
>These days if you want a tough guy, he should act like a psychopath. With sensitive feminine side if you also want him to be a good guy
You realize you're describing John Rambo, right? Don't think it's a Zoomer thing. Sorry Boomer.
Nolan Martinez
A little psychopathy is OK. I want a Speirs type of tough-guy in Trek. A deputy to the security chief.
At 4:20, 'Speirs, go relieve Dyke'. Then, with no hesitation, he does it. And, he may or may not murder some people who had it coming.
Levi Wright
>6. Raffi Musiker
Musiker? That's her name? That's A name?
Sebastian Cox
It looks/sounds like it is the Dutch or German for musician. Whether or not it is and whether or not it is actually a surname...?
Adam Thomas
>No Uhura
Dude fuck you
Henry Cruz
Apparently it is a surname:
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
And according to Google Translate 'musician' is 'musiker' (masculine) in German and 'musiker' in Norwegian.
Joshua Long
Comic is probably from 70's by the looks, so you're right that's not something the writer would assume the reader of a comic knows about. The average person still wasn't sure if sound carried in the vacuum of space. Although there are less awkward ways to give exposition than making the captain look dumb.
Tyler Sullivan
this scene is pretty dumb, it plays like a video game
Christian Carter
In Measure of a Man, is Picard stupid? All the most important realisations of the story come out of Picard having others think it through for him.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Kevin Miller
In-universe it would make sense if they were discussing people and the captain assumed the Black Hole is a nickname. Especially if it is in bold with quotation marks.
-Have you ever heard of "50 Cent", captain?
Doesn't mean that he asks about ancient Earth currency.
Jackson Hernandez
That term wasn't in common parlance anymore. Decker had to tell the crew about it in TMP "what they used to call a black hole." I believe they use the term "quantum singularity" to refer to the same phenomenon.
Leo Wilson
I consider it a shame T'Pol never embraced becoming a cuckquean who enjoyed the idea and act of watching Trip have sex with Amanda Cole.
Hunter Stewart
Just Googled "spock black hole comic" and the first thing on Images to come up is the response.
Landon Turner
He's working through a complicated issue by listening to other people who may give him insight, and therefore get to a solution. That's leadership 101. It's also how the audience follows along by proxy. What was he supposed to do? Rip his shirt and roll around until credits roll? Ignore everyone and just fart out an idea from his gut?
Nicholas Cox
What do you think of the decon idea in Enterprise, beyond fan service.
Wyatt Sanchez
Kevin Turner
>beyond fan service.
that's all it really is though, even if such a process was necessary on a lower tech ship, is it necessary for us to see it?
Dylan Wilson
I don't agree. I think it's good. Obviously, it's a bit Action Man-y and time has been condensed. But, that's standard movie stuff. Maybe it's a chicken or the egg type thing for you. Stylistically, Band of Brothers used the same techniques and aesthetics as Saving Private Ryan. Hand-held and lens-flare (but used modestly, not retardedly like DISCO). If you ever played early Medal of Honour or Call of Duty games. You'd know those games were very clearly inspired by Saving Private Ryan. And those games went to to be influential to games going forward. So maybe it's not that it's like a video game, but that video games are like Band of Brothers.
Asher Gonzalez
I, for one, am not complaining.
Robert Myers
The idea of decon and isolation made a lot of sense since alien planets with any life could mean unprecedented bio threats. Having people who may not all be infected in a tiny room rubbing lotion on each other makes a lot less sense. If any of them were clear before, they won't be after the fan service.
Parker Rivera
My problem is, it's not nearly that complicated.
>we're unsure whether or not Mr. Data constitutes a self aware, conscious entity
>therefore the moral thing to do is to err on the side of caution and not treat him and his potential mass produced copies like mindless objects
Logan Bell
Who's the Lieutenant Speirs of Star Trek?
Mason Jenkins
Alexander Sanders
It kind of does make sense if you consider a Vulcan probably wouldn't be able to satisfy a feisty Florida man like Trip all the time. Once every 7 years ain't gonna cut it. Gotta outsource that.
Chase Sanchez
>What was he supposed to do? Rip his shirt and roll around until credits roll? Ignore everyone and just fart out an idea from his gut?
That's what Kirk would have done...
Levi Richardson
Goddamn Hoshi
Asher Parker