What if he sneezed or had to scratch his butt?

>game takes longer than he thought it would
>stomach starts rumbling

What if he forgot to turn off the oven?

OH FUCK
MY CASSEROLE

the concept of this movie is extremely kino and reminds me of some kind of edgy 19th century Russian short story

What if they decided to eat him?

The most he could be charged for is trespassing. Sneezing isn’t a symptom of COVID so he couldn’t be charged with exacerbating a health crisis.

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It happens just to surprise the audience and make them think something revelatory occurred, even though it's silly and contrived.

In the 3rd movie it is explained that he took a muscle relaxant.

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I apologise... I don't know what got a hold of my keyboard there . Honestly I think your comment was quite funny. By my standards anyway. But what would I know really, I'm just a big fucking twat that likes to wander down to the local swimming pool to pee in it and then drink the urine water by the handful. I mainly do it for attention... it's not like it tastes good or anything. But there is the sweet aftertaste of satisfaction as I get to see everyone stare on at me in disbelief once a day. All those gazing eyes. All those shocked expressions. Feels fucking good to be the centre of attention. Makes me feel ALIVE. But no... really thats a sad and thinly veiled excuse to hide my truest insecurities... I just want to be noticed... I'm so insignificant I just want to desperately be noticed... what once started as tripfagging devolved into drinking pee pee water from the local swimming pool... ahem...Sorry... I didn't really find your comment funny. I was just hoping you would shoot me a (You) if I said that... That's all I really want anyway.

This. His whole schtick was about caring for your life, yet he laid on the floor for le mindfuck ending

there is this 8-part-series full of plot-holes and insanely retarded "twists" that make no goddamn sense and this is the one thing that makes you create a thread?

>Tripfag
newfag detected. Multiple people use this name.

based. john knew he was in a movie and wanted the twist.

Hell of a showman.

If you think about it, the most he could be charged with is organizing a small-scale improvised stage play

What if Jigsaw did it just because he thought it would be an epic twist? Like imagine just laying there and then when the guy is all alone in the room, you suddenly start humming the saw theme and get up, while the guy watches in horror. And you just keep humming the tune and walk away from him and then close the door. I totally understand why he did it, if that was his plan.

Because he doesn't have a dead body to put there, because he doesn't kill people. He's the trickster in this movie!

Still waiting for a SAW movie to have a Dobson style inflation death. For reasons......

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he was DRUNK

>hello I'd like to play a game
>you're chained up and I'm a going to close this door so you have no chance to escape even though I could easily decide let you go
>live or die make your choice

Because no one would have SAW it coming

how the fuck can he keep his feet up with his tip toes for that long?

This was so cool back then. In retrospect I think I could escape that. All the weaknesses of simple handcuffs notwithstanding, you could break those pipes away from the wall with a few hours of work.

mind = blown

One of these guys knows Jiggy right? What if he saw his face and recognized him?

Its almost like we are watching a movie

what kind of facility do you guys think would have a bathroom setup like that?

>Bathtub and urinals close to each other with no sign of any door or screen to hide the tub
>Shower directly opposite toilets with no cubicles
>Public shower and toilet facilities together in the first place
What the fuck kind of bathroom is that

To keep the players honest

It's American

Some really really old factories had baths and showers for workers. My factory has one, but no one uses it, or will ever use it.

It's mostly for when some fuckup happens instead of for regular showering, redundant in most factories

I work at a really old factory. The locker room where production guys change has 3 shower stalls that no one ever really uses. But we don't have a bathtub.

what if he brapped?

I as a layman would assume that's just what dead bodies do, I've never stuck around a dead guy for too long.

>calling a namefag a trip
Newfag

so he can supervise the game and buzz if they try to act funny

the other retard wasn't looking at the monitor 24/7 so could be fooled

Seems like a reasonable explanation for him. Still, you'd think he might have some leftovers in the fridge for just the occasion.

It was just a prank bro.

even if he did it's not like pressing any charges would have stuck in court.

I just finished watching the series for the second time again.

Overall I really enjoy it, yes the story is ridiculous at time, what honestly what do you expect from these type of movies? Also it's an entertaining story which is the most important factor of a good story.

It's a shame the last one (3D) was one movie when it was supposed to be two. It would've probably been a lot better if they didn't have to cram 2 movies into 1.

He sedated himself

I never actually thought about it that way, John really is just another serial killer but with a different coat of bullshit layered on to sort of justify or rationalize his actions, he probably is just another self obsessed serial killer looking for attention.

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what if he farted? lol

Reminder that SPIRAL was pushed back to end of 2020/early 2021

prove it

just type in "spiral" into google and you get bombed with reports, you dumb nigger.
LITERALLY every big movie gets delayed due to corona, cinemas are closed.

He took anti-sneezing medicine, did you even watch the sequels?

then how come he didn't shit himself?

>not taking a bath with your bros after a long day of work
fags

Butt plug

Who /Hoffman/

Underrated post

adult diaper also he fasted for a few days

Or shiver from the cold ass floor

>what the hell is that smell? have you farted
>no i have not
>oh my god...that means....

cross-over with Pennywise when?