Why were there no Americans in the Harry Potter series?

she'd def be a stacy at my high school. Maybe i just went to an ugly area in West Virginia tho

>in the books Hermione is supposed to be plain and Ginny is hot
>in the movies it's the opposite

what did they mean by this?

It means casting child actors is a crapshoot

emma was a very sexy child though

It's what Spielbug wanted to do in the first place - when they originally approached him to direct the Potter movies the first thing he said was they had to shift the setting to the US - and presumably throw everything else out in favour of his own formula kids movie dreck as well. Rowling NOPED outta that fastly and we got Columbus's by-the-numbers film instead.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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americans have guns.

Rowling made a deal that they must use British actors only

Because Americans are fucking garbage

Makes for much more comfy movies

>tfw 3 is the most attractive and it decreases from there

UHHO

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>idk why the fanbase hates her so much
Because she was a non-character until Harry fell madly in love with her for no reason in Half Blood Prince

>idk why the fanbase hates her so much.

The Potter books was were fan's shipping first reared it's ugly head. It upset a lot of the HarryXHermione shippers when the book came out.

It's also one of the first instances where a writer started paying attention to her fans online blatherings and fanfic when still writing the books - she did change things from what was probably going to be her initial story based on what the fangirls wanted: hence we got stuff like RonXHermione seemingly out of nowhere as well.

Pratchett had the right idea: fuck the fanfic.

It's when most girls are in their prime

I don't want to agree with you but also can't disagree either

>the video of her teeth test from the russ bros leak youtu.be/HOgWC5fM7yQ

disgusting

she is so ugly

CUTE

second to last on bottom right is peak Emma

She is hot

The actress is more annoying than hot hot little Emma was a cute kid

I'm American and honestly, I agree with Rowling here. Harry Potter is a uniquely british setting, that's what gives it a lot of it's charm. Fuck Spielberg, he hasn't made a great movie in over twenty years.

If all students carries guns would there be more or less shootings though ? Because anytime you tried shooting someone everyone else would get involved with their gun

Could they not find a cuter redhead actress for this role?

PoA was peak Emma, and everything from CoS to OotP was very attractive Emma

I fapped to screencaps of her in the first movie so much as a kid
still do

lmao

There was always this weird sort of relationship with Ron and Hermione. They annoyed each other and Harry was the glue keeping them together. It's not crazy they got together.

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americans = rebel nigga colony

based

agreed. her leaked pics were some of the best out there.

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You're goddamn right. Do you know why all the wizardling shit is hidden? Because the last time they broke out and tried to run the muggle world we Americans, "the muggles" murdered so goddamn many wizards with nothing more than firepower and raw murderous bloodthirstiness. So goddamn much the entire series just acts like America isn't anywhere, no wizards come from there and no wizards ever go there. Because if they did they will fucking die. If the gun-toting whites don't murderfuck them, the niggers will or the spics will use their wizard blood for some godless santeria rites.

Stay in your lane, wandkikes, or get fucking murked. Al-cad...BOOM HEADSHOT!

JK Rowling demanded that the cast remain British and Irish only. Robin Williams actually wanted the role of Hagrid but was turned down because of the strict British/Irish only casting. A good decision desu since one of the most appealing things about these films are their Britishness and adding mutts into the mix would have ruined then.

Oh sweaty, you never killed any actual witches, just your own wives and daughters.

Americans have guns, which is a newer alchemy that can take out targets from extreme ranges without notice.

that was a low blow bro

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It breaks my heart that the guy who did the copypasta every time there was a Harry Potter thread has given up

The fanfiction guy? I posted it a couple of times too and got banned for it

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

Based

Freddie Stroma is relentlessly handsome.

>uh hello based department, I think you'll wanna see this

Anons here seethe at her, because she doesn't have basketball sized implants, or they're jealous she got to have sex with Harry. Or both. Probably mostly both.

>Hero is a blue-blooded jock with inexplicable wealth
>School has armed teachers AND students
>Armed self-defense is a required class and the most sought after teaching position
>Wizard government is a corrupt, bureaucratic mess easily subverted by evil
>Wizard media is concentrated on a single newspaper that prints government propaganda and salacious gossip instead of truth
>Only media outlet that tells the truth is Infowars-tier conspiracy news
>(((Goblins)))
Is JK Rowling unintentionally redpilled?

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Ron/Hermoine were the classic "hate each other at first, fall in love later' characters Rowling copy and pasted in, from the very start. It was obvious where it was going, by the third book. She was was telegraphing Ginny and Harry from the first time Ginny met Harry.
You idiots give Rowlings WAY too much credit. None of the pairings in the books were a surprise, at all, in any way. She's not that good of a writer.

Oh, yeah, that's TOTALLY what the movies needed, Robin Williams playing hagrid doing the same stock, boring, cliched voices in the movie that he crammed into every role he did - gay guy, valley guy, bad british accent guy, mexican guy, etc. And him chewing up the scenery trying to get the most attention in every scene. Yeah, that would have been BRILLIANT.

If they took more than 10 seconds to say "FUCK THAT", I'd be surprised.

More shootings. Kids have terrible impulse control. You wouldn't have mass school shootings, but you would have random shootings when one retarded student gets pissed and can't control himself. Then, you would have "urban" schools that would be warzones.

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Haha what if you got to take her petrified mannequin from Chamber of Secrets home after filming what would you even need it for lmao

2 for me desu

fpbp

yes because she uses cliches without thinking