You're getting old

Ok boomer

I never understood anything regardless of the age of the person perpetrating it. I wouldn't know what it's like to be "with" something and then to fall behind. I can probably count the number of times I've left the house without my parents in my 30 years on this planet by hand. I guess it must be bittersweet but at least you had something as ecstatic as what the period of youth (which I never understood the reification of even at the time, I was so outcast and ugly that I might as well have been in my 60s) pertains to be.

That's more depressing than the 30 and 32 y/o in this thread

Are you that 30-something year old with a oneitis who was posting the other day?

happened to me in 2005

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Yes, it's a good thing, it means you've finally grown up and can move on to more mature forms of entertainment like literature, now that you're no longer enjoying shite.

I’m allergic to weed.

I feel the same bro, to a lesser extent.

I'm 33, incel, NEET, manlet and horseshoe bald.
I have zero prospects, my folks are dead and I am just waiting for a merciful death.
It is SO fucking over that it never began.

Yes. To me you are all turds.

I used to be with it, but then what it was changed, and what I was with wasn’t it anymore, and what was it seems weird and scary. Sneed.

Yes. I’m lead a fairly solitary life. I’ve always had transient friend groups throughout my life for a number of reasons so I don’t have any life long friends. I’ve got a few acquaintances but at my age, when everyone is getting married and having kids, things drift apart.

These days, I feel like Stan in this picture. I cannot stand to listen to people speak. I don’t even like hearing myself think. Most days at work just make me mad. All I want to do is go to the gym and go to sleep. Since the former is not an option now, I just sleep.

I think corona is here to kill useless people like me.

go outside, start touching surfaces, and then touch your face

Everything is objectively shit though just look at all that nigger Reggaeton music that people listen too these days

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i haven't had a oneitis since i was like 22. i only know bleakness despair and misery the likes of which you will know only when you get to my age

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I'm 27 with a career now living on my own and financially comfortable and I still find few things more interesting than the internet and places like here. But I've convinced myself I have to try to have a real relationship once in life before concluding life is pointless. Ironically the virus struck at a time in my life where I finally got the resolve to force myself out there so we'll see what happens.

Why did they switch Stan into an all black school?

When will the glorification of cynicism end?

This episode wasn’t a glorification of cynicism it was an meditation on depression.

Didn't stop idiots from interpreting it as such

Being baked all the time

Aye

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Do whatever the fuck you feel like until it kills you. Life's short, so be thankful that you might not run out of distractions before you kick the bucket.

I'm 34 and hate everything, so I think it's happened to me.

it didn't glorify anything. the entire episode makes a point to show that stan was being a fucking asshole to everyone.

Isn't tolerance an issue for you?

hey man, i finally stepped out into the world at 28.
worked my way into humanity, met females, learned how not to be a complete idiot, kissed a girl for the first time since i was 12, when i had done for a dare.
at 31, lost my wizard powers.
tempestuous relationship for several years.
a week after that i suffered testicular malfunction, i think because of a hernia combined with some other coinciding factors. became impotent, brain chemistry messed up too, no sex dreams even.
life ruined. now i'm about to be 40 and the rest of my life is loneliness and misery, with an invisible condition that makes me terrified of contact with females.
though about dying almost every day for several years since it happened.
to top that off, the brain chemical stuff meant that i don't feel proper emotions or pleasure beyond slight background noises. it feels like a fucking greek curse.

forget the virus, don't think about that crap, just go do what you wanted to do. it will be easier than you think and this crap will pass.

This image is pure bullshit

yes

Imagine watching south park after 2004. Who still watches this shitty show or comedy central in general? Is it zoomers?

>OMG LE EPIC KIKE PARK JOKERINOOOOO!!!
>I CAN RELATE SO MUUUCH!

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But soiboys hate South Park and find it offensive.

I have horrible panic attacks with weed.
Cocaine and whiskey are my happiness.

I like opiates. Some people like cocaine

How based would it have been if this was the last episode of South Park?

lol cope faggots
life only gets worse after your 20s.

People actually thought it was, at the time it aired.

yes, but now im over it
you find happiness in what you grew up with or finding avenues which relate to your adult tastes
grow up, get hobbies, fuck a woman or two, get married

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We can make it

Get a motorcycle. Worked for me.

Hash oil

Realizing you're just depressed and finding yourself busy in something you care about is the solution

honestly it would have been the best finale I've seen minus perhaps the sopranos

Why didn’t South Park end after this episode?

I'm 24 and I don't think it's happened to me yet. I still find joy in new things. Of shitty things in life exist but I wouldn't say EVERYTHING is shit

The most depressing thing is wasting your youth here.

I'm almost 27 and still feel like I just finished high school
I've been very concious of that approaching 27 for a while. I'm realising my childhood is growing further and further away, along with my happiness, and success is getting further out of my grasp

Success is kind of relative though. Money doesn't make me happy, just removes bills as a worry.

same here dude, I went to university and came back to my hometown and it's like I went straight from high school to here, my memory is kind of fucked. I can't rationalise doing anything anymore. I used to be creative but now it all seems performative, the point of revealing my self to the world just to feel nothing, or worse, attacked makes it seem absurd.
The motivation is mostly gone, I just get the feeling I'm a clown putting on a show as a guy.

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i knew it was over the second i heard bladee

>all these degenerates suggesting drugs
I hope you die by overdose

>Inspirational Twitter posts

KYS