Most realistic Bond villain scheme

>Ghislaine Maxwell's father
I never made that connection, I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

He was a fucking retard, he took the "Let's not kill Bond, let's talk to Bond" cliche so far that it made him seem ridiculous. He lets Bond live on four different occasions that he should have killed him

Even after Bond has killed like a fucking hundred of his goons, foiled his master plan, fucked his wife, and sabatoged his flagship, the moron is still monologuing.

Even Blofeld is more realistic

He worked for the Mossad just like his daughter and Epstein.

The scheme in QoS was really good and genuinely unexpected, it was a good tweest that I wish was in a better movie

So we’re all in agreement that TWINE is the Architect’s second best Bond flick?

By a country fucking mile.

Based and kekpilled:
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No.

>Goldeneye>TND>DAD>TWINE

lmao, TWINE is a hundred times better than TND

Based contrarian. Did you put DAD over TWINE for some Yas Forums buzzword like “it was comfy” or some shit?

No. Christmas Jones is the worst acted and most unrealistic Bond girl ever.

t. 14 year old

you couldnt do this in 2020

The franchise has always had ridiculously unrealistic Bond girls played by hos, the idea that Christmas Jones is unique is a meme pushed by retards

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I always loved the way he pressed the buttons.

This. The Bond movies were always some flavor of the week plotting and casting, even in the Craig era.

TWINE is alright but probably my least favorite of the Brosnan movies

t. tasteless faggot

At least TWINE is interesting with the Elektra King shit and her relationship with Bond. TND is just a shitty soulless copy of The Spy Who Loved Me

She’s a qt and that’s all that matters. You must be a homo

None are 10/10 nuclear physicists acted by an 80 IQ crackhead.

No. I just think the whole Electra plot in TWINE is fucking awful as well as Christmas Jones being arguably the worst Bond chick.

For Your Eyes Only, low key and ends in a draw.

The only thing that annoys me more than Brosnan being let go when he was and then replaced by Craig, is that they hired Dalton too late and let him quit too early.

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>hot girl is actually bad guy ZOMGGGGGGGG what a twisterino!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Goldeneye was the last good bond movie

Casino Royale and Skyfall are two of the best ones, fuck off.

You have Tanya Roberts a 60 IQ model playing a genius geologist who is smarter than everyone, Barbara Bach as a too Russian spy despite not even being able to pull off a convincing Russian accent and her fighting moves being beyond pathetic, and poor man's Milla Jovovich playing at being an astronaut in Moonraker. Denise Richards is not especially ridiculous

Goldeneye>Die Another Day> Tomorrow Never Dies > The World is Not Enough

>Ha I exaggerated something he didn't actually say and posted a soijack, checkmate!
I rest my case, TND is a movie for faglords

This. Funny that the same two hack writers have written every single Bond film since Tomorrow Never Dies.
>t. retard

This, also the way he typed on his keyboard was like someone that has never used one before and figured "this is how people do it", it was comical

TND had a lot of flaws, but i m o it also had the best opening sequence out of every Bond movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=nEBf09VoKwU

TWINE is really flawed but it is recognizable as a Bond movie. DAD is a Tim & Eric sketch

Can't be, it implies that people still respect the british news

It's a subpar opening. It's a terrible plot. The action scenes aren't memorable besides maybe the car chase. The henchman is a fart sound. The climax is shit. Also awful Bond girls despite Yeoh trying her best.

The song, however, is one of the best.

Tfw the KD Lang song is way better than the Sheryl Crow horseshit they went with

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Geoffrey Palmer stunt casting?

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You can't put Die Another Day over anything

It's a great song, but come on. The Crow song is fantastico.

youtube.com/watch?v=2BxTwJtpGYA

imo
DAD>TND>GE>TWINE

Pryce actually improvised this scene, only they had to cut out the bit where he asked if she had a sideways vagina, as it was meant to be a PG-13 film.

>The climax is shit.
lmao so true, The climax of TND is just Pierce and Michelle Yeoh shooting faceless goons for what feels like forever, it's as boring as going to your friend's apartment and watching him play Call of Duty for an hour

Fucking amen to that. Hell, just make him take Moore's place as soon as he started getting the Bond look.

It's Dalton's own fault, they literally wanted to hire him after Connery quit but he declined

>makes overachieving kissass roger moore spend his entire career being in one shitty bond movie after another
>dabs on moore to oblivion with only two movies after moore turns into an old fuck
Monstrously based.

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Yeah except Roger Moore was great and so were his movies, only groupthink pleb faggots hate him

>NOOOO NOT THE ROGERINO! I READ 1984 THAT MEANS I'M F*CKING SUPERIOR

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>NOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE A BOND ACTOR THAT BUZZFEED TOLD ME ISN'T GOOD, HERE'S A SOIJACK

Moore was alright but his run was by far the worst and his Bond is my least favorite

>tfw the best bond song in recent memory was in a PS3 game
youtube.com/watch?v=UTNh8lmfcJE

If you think Craig's run is better than Moore's than I hope you die in a fire

>forgetting pic
>even thinking of buzzfeed at all
Let me guess. Soilent is out of stock in your area and you're mad about it.

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I do, and I'm going to continue living a healthy, happy life friendo.

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Craig's good/bad ratio, despite being an even 50%, is still higher than Moore's

>haha he didn't pick out a meme pic to reply to my dumb response
I actually like Dalton, but hating Moore is just craigbabby nonsense, zoom zoom

Oh shit just realized that’s the GoT guy

>I actually like Dalton
lmao obviously you'll like anything that moves around on a screen if you like fucking Moore.

That's the Pirates guy you fucking plebeian.

It was a different time.

Mega pleb

lmao and obviously you're a pathetic zoomer who is triggered by anything "campy" and prefers dark edgy shit because you're an insecure faggot with the brain of a 13 yo

>he's actually this mad
The quarantine'll lift and you'll get your estrogen eventually.

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>he says as he keeps posting "lmao I'm totally not mad" images
kek

Based.

Based and truthpilled

Finally, someone agrees with me only 2 fucking decades later.

Also, I love how they channeled Pixar/NeXT Jobs lmao.

Here, have some salve on me.

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>dabs on Moore
Yeah with one boring ass movie about diamond smuggling and a rip-off of American action movies, he dabs so hard