/tg/ - Titanic general

Why did she throw it in the ocean instead of giving it to family or to charity?

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Bad writing.

so she could have it when she was dead. when she died she ended up on the titanic which was on the bottom of the ocean

because she was old as fuck and didn't give a shit

the thumbnail looks like a turtle

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Why did Cameron do him dirty, bros?

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Cal could have had Jack murdered shortly after meeting him, would have been right to do so, and would have never been caught.

is this where i talk about warhammer

Imagine being her actual husband in the afterlife
>Oh boy can't wait to be reunited with her
>She dies
>Nowhere to be found in his heaven
>"Hey God, where did Rose go?"
>"Sorry bud, I've got some bad news for you."

There are so many retards in the world who will litteraly sell their souls for some shiny metal. Worst ROI ever.

who is that

Don't forget about her kids and grandkids. Imagine being the husband, having to explain why mom chose to be with some dude that dicked her one time over 70 years ago, instead of the family she was with for the other 70ish years.

It's "until death do us apart". Once she dies shes free to resume her roastie habits

rose was a bitch all round

well i'll be damned

>grandma who's that man you're kissing? Where's grandpa?

Imagine all the stuff still down there lads, I bet theres still safes full of stuff still salvageable.

I liked Zizek's interpretation of how the true tragedy would have been if Jack had survived. Because he died, she never got to have that 3-day idealized romance shattered by the actual reality of living with a poor tramp in some shit house.

Plus, he would have survived if she had just followed his instructions and gotten on the boat. He had to get in the water so her fat ass could float on the table.

The roast to end all roasts.

I bet there are massive ruins of coastal ice age civilizations drowned when the oceans rose 12k years ago

She explains her retarded reasoning in the deleted scene before she throws it.

They wouldn't have been poor because they had the most valuable diamond in the world.

Even when I was a kid I thought she was a bit of a cunt for doing that. The explorer guy was nice enough to hear her story, take her down to the wreck and she was fully aware how much time and money he put into finding the diamond.
The she just thinks lol fuck this guys career and the thousands they've spent.

Why did the Russian guys bet their titanic tickets against a pocket watch and a tiny bit of money?

>grandma, you're telling me that you'd rather exist in a world where all of us never existed
Heaven.

jack seemed like a guy who could probably manage well enough on his own. i mean he already climbed up from the bottom deck to the top

William Murdoch. Hero who saved lives on the titanic. Kills a passenger in the movie for some reason.

Because they thought they'd win.

i only have a liquid soap left, if i add some alcohol can i make antibacterial

All memes aside, it must have been fucking terrifying that night.

That's actually how I plan to tell where I ended up after I die. If I wake up and my high school girlfriend is there then I know I made it to heaven. If I wake up and my wife is there, then I know things went the other way.

>assuming you can only be in one place at one time in the afterlife

I've never had a girlfriend or sex. What will be waiting there for me?

It's hard to imagine a situation like that or like being in the towers during 9/11 or something where you suspect you might die and then as time goes on you just get more and more certain that you are indeed going to die very soon. I bet your brain would try to reject it almost right up until the last second. I've been in situations where I thought I might die and I just remember how surreal it feels.

72 virgins Maa sha'Alla

You're missing the point. Jack dying was the only way the story could have ended. It lets Rose have her idle fling while still allowing her to return to the paradise of wealth and affluence. She wouldn't have had to live with Jack only to watch her own love fade away. She got an easy escape without having to be the villain for "falling out of love" with the naive tramp from the lower decks. Jack was just a prop to make her story better.

And that's the takeaway point: Titanic is Rose's story, and it's the story of the female viewer as they live through Rose. Why do you think every roast from coast to coast loves the shit out of this film?

Jack must have been absolutely riddled with STDs

I'm reluctant to bust out the "have sex" meme, but jesus christ I hope you do some day.

A plate of tendies. Nah man I'm kidding. There's probably no heaven. I don't really believe in any afterlife but if there is one I think I'd prefer a reincarnation type situation. Heaven sounds like it would get boring eventually. No matter how good it is, eternity is too long for anything to stay interesting.

I'm a 6'3 guy and I love Titanic.

It's actually really interesting reading into all the history and stuff. Like the 3rd class passengers were never locked down there, it was just a maze of corridors so barely anybody could find their way out.

>white women, white daughters and black men first
Wtf that can't be true

rose! rose!!! I love you!! look! I got you a bag of jewels! it's a bag of jewels!!

She prob forgot where she was, being 120.

Cope.

why didn't that slut just stay on the lifeboat?

jack would have made it

>homeless
>fucked a bunch of early-century french whores

For sure

She was your typical roast.

Women are fucking retarded how hard is it to figure out

What was so bad about her fiance?

Why am I picturing Larry David saying this

He didn't want her cucking him

Reminder he killed hundreds

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He did try

And survived somehow.

He should have had him quietly thrown off the back of the boat that same night Rose tried to jump. Literally the perfect crime.

>if i add some alcohol can i make antibacterial
No, but you'll make it fun!

man, imagine losing a poker game and it saved your life

Drop it Rose! It will be found. You won't.

Rose goes to Hell because God saw through her dishonest heart and the mockery she made of the holy sacrament of marriage.

>yet another incel thread
yawn

Uh, based?

Yikes. Unironically have sex. Please.

the movie should have included jp morgan jerking off to the wreckage in his own yacht that he was trailing the titanic with to make sure it goes down so he can ensure the opponents of the federal reserve were killed allowing him to enslave the world with debt.

The end of Titanic is like the beginning of a horror movie where hey're stuck in a repeating cycle forever after death, a purgatory where everything is just slightly off and you're the only one who notices.

>they'll think it was an accident

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Was he based or not based?

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They got a look at the passenger manifest, and realized how many were politicians against the federal reserve.