Lockdown General

Yes, and your use of stimulants has compromised your immune system. Say goodbye, bud.

Imagine all the different poo particles you snorted

You’re infected with being a douche bag

>just started to get my social life on track
>regularly going out on dates, getting laid and seeing friends
>everything gets nuked by lockdown

Fuck. This. Shit.

coke is fun and you're no fun

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Depends who's buying you foods. Even in places not hit by the virus they're enforcing 8 to 8pm hours at supermarkets causing lines to get in to be insanely long.

I'm drinking beer and playing Stalker SoC

World/life be like that if there’s no purpose. I was in the same boat...

Look into Islam to find out Who created you and why... but you need proof it’s real. Muslims say the Qur’an (Word of God) is this proof as it has yet to be replicated since it was revealed 1400 years ago.

So I looked into it and even non-Muslim Arabic scholars have said they can’t replicate a single sentence and thus say the book can’t have been written by a man, so worth looking into at least. I did and it saved my life.

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"The miraculous nature of the Qur'an is miraculous due to the fact that when we exhaust the reality of the Arabic language - 28 letters, finite grammatical rules and words - we exhaust it... and we [still] can't produce the form of the Qur'an.

If we do anything [to try replicate the Qur'an], it still falls into the category of prose and rhymed prose or poetry."

- Hamza Tzortzis

you dont do it off of your phone?

listening to my flatmate have sex with her boyfriend through the wall

pot
camgirls

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lmao get fucked

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It's actually one of big reasons why gays get HIV and other stds lol

>Not allowed to leave house because new laws
>Will be fined over 2k if i hang out with 4 friends outside
>Everything apart from supermarkets, gas stations, hospitals, pharmacies and police stations are closed
>All borders are closed
>Not allowed to fly
>They started building checkpoints with the military already in village areas
>Miss my job, and friends and family
>Can't visit them, because some of them are coughing badly
>Had the opportunity to be with 2 girls before the COOFENING
>One blocked me because i replied a week later to her message (stupid snapchat had a bug)
>The other was the best friend of my friend and i didn't want to take her home from the party because my friend would've never forgive me for sleeping with her best friend
>Don't have that girls number
>Now i am alone at home (which i hate, because it's not comfy there)
>Almost cried today
>Watch movies and listen to hours of music
>Jerk off, but that makes me more sad and depressed
>Might kidnap a girl or some shit
Hope this lockdown goes away!

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In this order ?
Praying how and for what ?

I thought that stick was a long stool for a moment

i do fine alone.

what's the verdict on season 2? season 1 was great and I thought 3 was fuckin dogshit.

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>season 1 was great and I thought 3 was fuckin dogshit.
seasons 2 is somewhere in between. It's bad but ironically bad at times.

Absolutely not, I spent 3 weeks straight drinking and snorting speed since carnival in Germany. The week before the quarantine I went out 5 times and the week the quarantine occurred I still went out 3 times. I also live in the second most infected city of my country. The funny thing is that I probably am infected not because of all that shit that happened, but because one of the engineers I work with at the studio I'm employed at probably gave me Corona because he was hanging with a singer a few days before who had tested positive just yesterday.

Start by killing yourself and then getting your normalfag ass off my website

Kill yourself faggot scum

idk. I've been looking on Yas Forums and Yas Forums for a good game or movie to pass the time but I haven't seen anything good. Half the threads on Yas Forums are about this fucking coronavirus thing

he wishes he was a trad wife but he's a creepy tranny freak

This quarantine situation made me finally watch all the kinos I've written down over the years and so far I'm enjoying the fast majority.

Highlights?

no it's my natural color

It's good, just very different. Brainlets often get lost in the plot.

>cope
I'm living my dream. I get to work from home and I'm not supposed to outside and no one tries to get me to go places with them. Corona chan is fucking rad

beer, weed, my dog and movies
I've watched 10 movies in the last 5 days, I'm going to watch 2 movies per night.

>tfw work in healthcare

God I am so jealous of those who get comfy time off.

It's a non-issue for me and hasn't been for years. It's an underlying factor of the human condition ordained by God himself. Learn to cherish it.

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The thing about these hard drinking characters who do nothing but brood and get into scrapes is that they're played by actors who work out and don't drink much. If you lived like Don Draper you'd look like shit, like Seth Rogen type of shit.

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haha this quarantine stuff sucks right guys, I totally be going out and smashing some gash if it wasnt for this dang virus haha.

>forced self isolation at home
I've literally been training my entire life for this very moment.

say what you will about the lockdown, but it has drastically increased the quality and diversity of threads on Yas Forums and 4channel in general
two weeks ago it was all about muh capeshit, muh prequels, muh brie, muh bradu pitto
look at it now: wattsposting, comfy stand threads, basedjak memes that are actually funny, serious discussions of bojack with minimal normal words spamming, discussions of hereditary without muh jumpscare memeing
Yas Forums is almost based and patricianpilled

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>there are people on this board who have a problem with total isolation

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haha I know man, I can't believe I won't be able to get laid for two months
I mean yeah I haven't gotten laid in 8 years but seriously bro this quarantine shit is killing me, i need to go out and score some trim

>it's the same as usual, except I go out 1-2 times less per week

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stocked up on kino watching munchies consisting of vodka, cranberry juice, and camel turkish royals

Most chronic alcoholics aren't fat. They are quite thin because they don't eat anything. You get to Rogan levels when you're functioning alcoholic who eats fast food.

I don't know, McConaughey kind of nails the alcoholic look in TD. I've seen many guys like him.

that's true of chronic alcoholics, but heavy drinkers, especially if they're beer drinkers will get extremely fat and schlubby, since booze is mostly empty calories

The only thing that changed is i no longer feel anxiety over my dad thinking im a loser for not hanging out with anyone

>p-nut butter time

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Catching up with my tv, movie and vidya backlog.

what does it mean it hasnt been replicated? literally just replicate it lol

Drugs. Weed to be specific.

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Look at the guy's arms. You can't get that if you're boozing constantly.

I have arms like that and I haven't gone a day without drinking since 14. You're just weak.

I am always isolated anyway.

>Will be fined over 2k if i hang out with 4 friends outside
As if this was ever going to happen anyway