WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT? WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME?

>I'M NOT WARREN HAGGIPATZ
Seems antisemitic

Doubles.

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Do they really need to wear special pants to play hockey?

He said Hockey Pads not hockey pants.

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LOOK AT ME
IM THE PICKLE

>Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pants

It's in the fucking script, dude.

Is this the new "for you"?

About 5 bank accounts, 3 ounces and 2 vehicles

What? the script is online, google it

It's pads.

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pseudobatman is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

>new
user the Dark Knight came out 15 years ago

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>im not warren hokipens
Not cool to give away the guys secret identity

Im mad that i know what this is

>That's the difference between you and I, Pseudobat
>I am an alpha gamer
>Anyway, where we droppin', boys?

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So in the universe of Christopher Nolan's Batman movies, where did he get the mask? It looks officially licensed.

BTFO

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For starters I use actual body armor, not cheap sports equipment.

>body armor
>gets his lung punctured one movie later
bravonolan.ogg

youre wearing hockey pants

...

>I can suck my own dick

steven seagal is batman?

Well then the script is wrong.

YOU TALK A GOOD ONE BUT YOU DON’T DO WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO

pantsfags btfo
why the fuck would he say pants you retards

>I'M NOT WEARING HAAGHA PAHH

What's most surprising about this thread is some people legitimately thought it said 'hockey pants' instead of pads LOL

we should kill them for being so stupid

>hockeypads

pretty sure it said 'jockey pants'

Nice

Absolutely, this was hilarious to me for ages
t. britcuck

Ahh so Christian Bale is a master of improvisation

POKEMON

>that shit tier Nolan dialogue
I actually kind of miss it bros. When's his new movie coming out? We need more meemz.

You mean the mask the imposter is wearing or the real batman? The first movie explains that he bought some heavy duty helmets and then bought the pointy parts separately and put them together. As for the imposter, there's no reason to think stores wouldn't sell batman masks in a world where batman really exists. In fact they'd probably sell a lot more batman masks than real life stores do.

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These a hockey pants

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The difference is i shop at Sneeds you filthy city slicker

I'm not wearing Haagen Dasz

Based

IM NOt boobaboo boobaboo

it is a 2008 movie not 2005

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Its pants you retard he edited that. Literally just google the script holy shit

I'm not sneeding hockey pants

>I'M NOT WEARIN' HOCKEY PANTS
such a kino line

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I watch movies with subtitles on.

Both the blu-ray version and the one on iTunes says Hockey PADS in the subtitles.

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This meme will never be funny faggot

I'm a pretty cool guy

>I'm not wearing underpants

Stupid sexy Batman

You don't have a Bat Credit Card

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Is this Brian?

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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

very based