Stop talking over each other. guys. GUYS

The only comedian regulars he has which are kinda fun are Joey Diaz, Theo and that ginger who looks like Sami Zayn. Wish he invited either of them for a Fight companion instead of Eddie and Shaub.

Joe rogan is nothing but a promoter,a fucking roided ninja turtle. I don't care if he could kick my ass or submit me he's a fucking retard

is this bait? cause that's a retarded take. joey is a fucking retard and not funny, ginger is fucking annoying and not funny, theo is funny but doesnt have great chemistry with joe. eddie is the best, and shaub works well in the group dynamic.

>”have you tried Heineken light? Normally I don’t like light beer but Heineken knocks it out of the park”

is there a podcaster who has ?

what's wrong with eddie and shaub?

>athletes
>mma commentator gets famous from mma shit
>wants to have mixed martial artists on his show which was originally about mma
>you come on Yas Forums to bitch that he spends too much time interviewing athletes

he prefers guests that are less mentally demanding, also he doesn't give a shit since he's going to make money either way so he just brings on his dumbass firends

The thing is he does podcast daily, and the ones where he invites smart people need way more work to prepare than you can do in a day.
So he puts out filler with martial artists and his comedian friends where he can just chill.

Dan Severn!!!

>still inviting Eddie Bravo

inb4 he falls for the bait

>I don't care if he could kick my ass or submit me
You care enough to bring that up randomly lmao. Sounds like you're lying to yourself there. You've outted yourself as masively insecure.

*dabs*

hes had the most interesting and fascinating scientists and journalists in the world on his podcast i dno wtf youre talking about

I like the Gypsy king & Israel-sun.

Lomanchenko Vs. Crawford WHEN????????????

his show wasn't originally about mma

he either needs to invite less people for the fight companion shows or just stop trying to wrangle them half the time.

dude ayahuasca lmao

Because he's a brainlet

He should have a separate podcast for the non-brainlet guests. It's too annoying to sort through all the multitudes of crap guests to find the episodes with the good ones.

Comedian episodes are good when they talk about anything but comedy. Unfortunately about 80 percent of the time it's them talking about the "art" of stand up and how legendary "The Store" is

Joe Rogan dresses up like Gal Gadot on Saturday nights.

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>comedian

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Joe is a misinformation agent hellbent into discrediting free thinkers such as Edward Bravonski. Hes a fucking spook.

>Why doesn't he have more interesting scientists, historians, embedded journalists, etc. for guests instead of 90% of them being shit comedians or athletes?
hes a masonic bitch

i mean he had the video game guy just last week

Because no serious scientists, historians, embedded journalists, etc. wants to go to LA to talk to some former MMA-fighter-turned-failed-comedian e-celeb unless they have something to sell.

Notch?

how the fuck do people even get through his episodes? hours upon hours of listening to guests that couldnt engage an audience if their life depended on it

His two Alex Jones episodes are pure podkino.

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Depends on the guest. If he has someone one that has some media experience it usually turns out for the better. In other words: Rogan's podcasts are good in spite of Rogan himself, not because of him.

DUDE THE CARNIVORE DIET LMAO

I skip all the diet stuff too, though. Same with doctors that happen to be rock climbers or whatever.

i LOVE JOE ROGEN & AM NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT

he's also 100% DL gay

Fine then. Tom Cruise is too, I love those Mission Impossible joints.

Me thinks Tim Heidecker is jealous.

Yes a serious scientist wouldn't like to appear on literally the most famous podcast in the world JFL

Tim! Office hours. Next Friday. Word of mouth. That last shit was glorious.

Podcasts are gay

He can't force people to be on his podcast.
He needs Jamie or some other cuck to randomly call people to ask them to be on, and there is a strong chance most of them decline the offer
Or he needs to wait for someone that has something to promote to call him and ask to be on.
Academics generally aren't good public speakers and have nothing to promote.
It's easier for him to just ask people around him to be on to pad out the show until someone outside his circle wants to promotes something to his audience, which isn't very often.

tl;dr

don't be so gay next time

he looks so cute in his big boy clothes

>i don't have time to read a few lines, I need to dilate

>has on jewish polish woman who pretends to be an indian

lol complete shit

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And so, Google was set up, 18/19 years ago (I knew about this before it was declassified—I’m just saying I have good sources) that they wanted to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes that the 1st artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity, with billions of people wired into it, with the internet of things. So all of our thoughts go into it. And we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real-time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures, so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball, but the big secret is: Once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli before-hand that make decisions that control the future, and so then it’s the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true 2.0 (and a very bad way) hive-mind consciousness with an AI jacked-into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire-head system where we plug in and give up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired-in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to the system, our daily decisions—that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system. There’s now a human counter-strike taking place, to shut this off before it gets fully into place, and to block these systems and to try to have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut-off the pedophiles and psychic vampires that are in control of this AI system before humanity’s destroyed.

Eddie Bravo should be a permanent co host

Eddie Bravo should replace Rogan permanently

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like every streaming / e-celeb business, it's a racket, a mlm scheme operated by cliques hosting each other's (((content))). hell, most of twitch/rogan crowd are aspiring streamers themselves. it's just that joe does it at a greater visibility level which is why you get tenured cucks rubbing shoulders with snake oil salesmen. idiocracy manifest.