What are the manliest movies you can think of? Movies that will turn you alpha; movies that will add hair to your nuts.
Manly movies
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The A-team
Crank
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Predator
The Thing
They Live
Starship Troopers
2001 A Space Odyssey
300
Commando is peak alpha.
All others are sub standard and provide dimenshing returns
The Great White Silence
Captain Blood
Stagecoach
The Mark of Zorro
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Lawrence of Arabia
The Leopard
Sometimes a Great Notion
Dersu Uzala
Sorcerer
Stalker
Excalibur
Quest for Fire
Conan the Barbarian
First Blood
First blood part II is manlier
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Will never be topped
It's not even the most alpha Arnie film, which is either Conan or Predator
Very based
once upon a time in hollywood
Red Dawn
The Princess Bride
Robocop
Police Story 3
Starship Troopers
The Negotiator
Payback
The 13th Warrior
Minority Report
War of the Worlds
Children of Men
Chronicle
How the fuck did arnold turn into such a søyboy vegan cuck
UNFORGIVEN
>saving your daughter as a one man army is not alpha
Nah you're just a fag
I wonder if he has done it to try and keep his career going.
If you notice, Conan is pretty much dead and triplets has been stuck in development for almost a decade. Terminator 5 and 6 may have killed his career
Having a daughter is the most cucked thing a man can do
I like Commando.
But it's more like a parody of action movies (and yes, they knew exactly what they were doing in that movie), the most alpha Arnie movie is without a doubt Conan the Barbarian, it literally took elements from Nietzsches Zarathustra.
>The Thing
they spend the whole movie scared shitless. who would want to spend in the middle of the antartic with a fucking abomination trying to assimilate you.
> 2001 A Space Odyssey
sure, an introspective, meditative and cerebral movie with a drawned out pace will guarantee to make you want to tear shit up.
Lord of the rings
What's the most manly jap movie? For me, it's The Hidden Fortress
The French Connection
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Westerns
it's yojimbo
anything with this guy
I rewatch conan everytime I need a morale boost.
literally contained the most manly one liner "Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum"
high plains drifter > outlaw josey wales
Sorceror/Friedkin
>Minority Report
Why?
predator
rocky 4
commando
lawrence of arabia
conan the barbarian
i guess pretty much every decent movie with arnie and sly
'Breaker' Morant
>French Connection
Great film. The sequel is good too
for me, it’s Roadhouse
It doesn't have the stylishness of the Leone movies, the depth of Unforgiven, the atmosphere of high plains drifter. It's not my favorite of the Clint westerns but it sure is the manliest. I was thinking about it again a couple days ago and was gonna make the exact same 'movies that turn boys into men' thread. I can't think of a manlier western, not even Peckinpah.
One of McTiernan's main influences on Predator
Unironically, Stand By Me. I've never met a woman who truly understood or liked it
i would legitimately knock his faggy teeth out
>thinking about it logically
Be nice
>It doesn't have the stylishness of the Leone movies, the depth of Unforgiven, the atmosphere of high plains drifter
And all those movies don't have Chief Lone Watie, so they can fuck themselves. Literally the best native character in any western.
That’s my wife’s favorite movie user.
post 'her' benis
Fireworks (1997)
Literally capeshit for boomers. Good movie tho
The Human Condition. Even if he comes of as a giant pussy in the first movie, it takes a hard turn further on. Come on, watch it. It's just 10 hours.
>t's just 10 hours
I have this on watchlist for 6 years.
that's what living in California does to you
Taking down an entire nation single handedly
Great movie
SMEGMA
There's nothing more manly than 9 men going on an epic quests. No make-up bags, just manly backpacks
>What are the manliest movies you can think of?
the original 3:10 to yuma
alpha =/= manly
t. mental teenager
(and that's a good thing)
Until....?
haven’t you seen the movie? he literally ripped someone’s throat out with his bare hands. don’t be delusional.