Manly movies

What are the manliest movies you can think of? Movies that will turn you alpha; movies that will add hair to your nuts.

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The A-team

Crank

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Predator
The Thing
They Live
Starship Troopers
2001 A Space Odyssey

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Commando is peak alpha.
All others are sub standard and provide dimenshing returns

The Great White Silence
Captain Blood
Stagecoach
The Mark of Zorro
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Lawrence of Arabia
The Leopard
Sometimes a Great Notion
Dersu Uzala
Sorcerer
Stalker
Excalibur
Quest for Fire
Conan the Barbarian
First Blood

First blood part II is manlier

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Will never be topped

It's not even the most alpha Arnie film, which is either Conan or Predator

Very based

once upon a time in hollywood

Red Dawn
The Princess Bride
Robocop
Police Story 3
Starship Troopers
The Negotiator
Payback
The 13th Warrior
Minority Report
War of the Worlds
Children of Men
Chronicle

How the fuck did arnold turn into such a søyboy vegan cuck

UNFORGIVEN

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>saving your daughter as a one man army is not alpha
Nah you're just a fag

I wonder if he has done it to try and keep his career going.
If you notice, Conan is pretty much dead and triplets has been stuck in development for almost a decade. Terminator 5 and 6 may have killed his career

Having a daughter is the most cucked thing a man can do

I like Commando.

But it's more like a parody of action movies (and yes, they knew exactly what they were doing in that movie), the most alpha Arnie movie is without a doubt Conan the Barbarian, it literally took elements from Nietzsches Zarathustra.

>The Thing
they spend the whole movie scared shitless. who would want to spend in the middle of the antartic with a fucking abomination trying to assimilate you.
> 2001 A Space Odyssey
sure, an introspective, meditative and cerebral movie with a drawned out pace will guarantee to make you want to tear shit up.

Lord of the rings

What's the most manly jap movie? For me, it's The Hidden Fortress

The French Connection
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Westerns

it's yojimbo

anything with this guy

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I rewatch conan everytime I need a morale boost.

literally contained the most manly one liner "Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum"

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high plains drifter > outlaw josey wales

Sorceror/Friedkin

>Minority Report
Why?

predator
rocky 4
commando
lawrence of arabia
conan the barbarian

i guess pretty much every decent movie with arnie and sly

'Breaker' Morant

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>French Connection

Great film. The sequel is good too

for me, it’s Roadhouse

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It doesn't have the stylishness of the Leone movies, the depth of Unforgiven, the atmosphere of high plains drifter. It's not my favorite of the Clint westerns but it sure is the manliest. I was thinking about it again a couple days ago and was gonna make the exact same 'movies that turn boys into men' thread. I can't think of a manlier western, not even Peckinpah.

One of McTiernan's main influences on Predator

Unironically, Stand By Me. I've never met a woman who truly understood or liked it

i would legitimately knock his faggy teeth out

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>thinking about it logically

Be nice

>It doesn't have the stylishness of the Leone movies, the depth of Unforgiven, the atmosphere of high plains drifter
And all those movies don't have Chief Lone Watie, so they can fuck themselves. Literally the best native character in any western.

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That’s my wife’s favorite movie user.

post 'her' benis

Fireworks (1997)

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Literally capeshit for boomers. Good movie tho

The Human Condition. Even if he comes of as a giant pussy in the first movie, it takes a hard turn further on. Come on, watch it. It's just 10 hours.

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>t's just 10 hours
I have this on watchlist for 6 years.

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that's what living in California does to you

Taking down an entire nation single handedly

Great movie

SMEGMA

There's nothing more manly than 9 men going on an epic quests. No make-up bags, just manly backpacks

>What are the manliest movies you can think of?
the original 3:10 to yuma

alpha =/= manly

t. mental teenager

(and that's a good thing)

Until....?

haven’t you seen the movie? he literally ripped someone’s throat out with his bare hands. don’t be delusional.

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