Holy based

the camerawork makes this seem so fake even though it's real
>stag beetle throws the other simp off
>cut to him slowly falling to the bottom of the tree
>he bounces off the ground unmoving
bbc earth is highly based, and i have newfound respect for CHAD beetles

good boy

I hate female bugs so much........

... do you want replies or not fag?

how do BBC get 50 cameras set up in the middle of nowhere?

drones and probably thousands of shots, nature photographers take years to get the shit you see on the front of national geographic magazines
there's a documentary about how hard it was to film planet earth and whatnot

these are all CGI with bug AIs implanted into the models.

i'm going to plant bug AI into your model if you dont shut the fuck up

Why are British documentaries so much better than American ones lads?

based pump and dump rapist

the same reason british kitchen nightmares is better than american kitchen nightmares
american films cater towards the audience with low attention span who love action and obvious comedy instead of actual development and subtle comedy

how about you plant your cock in my ass while you're at it, fuckhead.

>BTFOs retarded simps
>finds the girl he wants
>rapes her when she says no
>suplexes her off the tree like he did all the other retarded simps
he is an icon

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ok bitch dont test me or i'll finish inside

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Holy based he patrolled that whole tree and threw out all the simpsects and thots

I didn't think bugs even had pain receptors, that mantis had an actual reaction of "AAHHH FUCK MY ARM"

>now at the bottom of the tree with all the other males she is less likely to have his children
It was a low IQ move

>retarded thot tries to take picture while theres literally a fucking elephant right in front of her
>elephant takes her out and breaks her phone
HIGHLY based

t. Turkroach or other mud LARPing as a white woman online to get (You)s

that's the most emotion i've ever seen from an insect
that praying mantis has more emotion than any chinese bugman in the world

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what does it matter? she was just a thot and she can't un-rape herself
he'd btfo all the simps and rape another thot, his jaws are fucking massive

“Pain receptors” are called nerves you retarded midwit, and bugs do have them. Pain is one of the simplest sensations in nature. Go to reddit if you want to spout shit you know nothing about

>26 replies
>no one has prayed to the mantis yet

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>simp simp simp simp simp
as if there was any doubt this place is infested with smelly normies latching onto the latest reddit buzzwords

The whole aim is to send his genes forward and he put that aim in jeopardy with a rash move

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don't act like you wouldn't

>putting your genes into a woman that can't withstand your suplex
That's how you get loser offspring

>>simp simp simp simp simp
>as if there was any doubt this place is infested with smelly normies latching onto the latest reddit buzzwords

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throughout his character arc, he becomes jaded
you can see throughout the kino how he simply is trudging on after a certain point — the frustration in his movement when the female doesn't even want to mate with him
by the end, does he truly care whether he achieved his original goal or not? the arc was about the deconstruction of life goals and the meaninglessness of going on in life
read hemingway's "the old man and the sea" if you want some further incite into chad beetle's philosophy

Beetles only fuck on top of trees. Everyone knows that

Okay, now this is based. Even a fucking bug knows what needs to be done. Honestly? More men need to beat women. It's that simple. There's a reason why we did it for most of history.

At some point, your girl will FUCK UP. Wait until you're having sex and then...

That's when you punch her in the fucking head and tell her to moan your name. Before she can even get it out, elbow her temple. Then tell her to moan your name again. Then grip her throat as hard as you can, and squeeze while you thrust till she goes limp around your cock. Use her body like a Fleshlight and then cum on her face.

When she wakes up, ask if she understands why she was beaten. If she says no, beat her harder. If she says yes and explains, put your gun in her mouth and say if she doesn't start being a good girl and suck cock properly and fuck properly, follow instructions properly, she'll suck on this gun, and when it has an orgasm, it won't be nearly as pleasant. Then tell her to go make you a meal. Now, when doing this, she has to honestly believe you will kill her, and you have to be willing to. I suggest taking some methamphetamine before your first time thrashing and raping a woman. By your 3rd or 4th time you won't need it, but it helps in the start. After that, she will be obedient or show resistance. If she resists, just kill her. If you do it right she will NEVER resist.

That's what it takes to have a GF in 2020 bro.

Where did you get that picture of me haha

one of us

god i wish i were that sealion

kek based pedoseel

what a chad

UHHHHHHHHHH HOLA DEPARTAMENTO DE BASADO???????????

Why are animals so based?

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>he rapes her then throws her off the tree
fucking BASED

Thanks bro, I'm ordering some meth

>when someone calls me a simp

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>greentexts exactly what happens in the webm
based

>greentexts exactly what i did and gives me a (you)
based

>even if you accept my D, you're still out my tree

Just found out my fiancée cheated on me, please give me some (You)'s

but fish don't have pain receptors and they're more evolved than bugs so how can that be true?

Jesus schizo, the dude was saying he was wrong and glad he learned something. Calm the fuck down

You deserved it.

Fucking based.

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What just happened? Was it autism?

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Why is this garbage still up?

>>when someone calls me a simp

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Based Dragon ant

Kill yourself

this one is cute

>people thought pic related was just a meme

youtube.com/watch?v=EBuXS8a7UEQ

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you mad

>that shot with Mount Fuji in the back (or maybe Kilimandjaro in the background)
Nice

Based insect

Most of it is little white lies. It's really hundreds of shots taken over years spliced together in a little story.

What a life to live.

The BBC stuff always annoyed me because they anthropomorphize animal behavior into quirky sitcom plots. The shots are amazing but
>but now, this tree snake has an unruly neighbor moving in... and he’ll have to learn to get along with the other tenants if he wants to impress his girlfriend!
isn’t much better than American shit with guitar solos and weird sound effects.
I blame BBC for making normies think every animal has human-like social systems.

fishes are some of the least evolved creatures retard

my man is dicking those other chumps. tfw a beetle is more alpha than you

The ones at the bottom of the tree don't matter, they were just in the way of his ascent to heaven.