PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ... FUG DDD:

PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ... FUG DDD:

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nigger

Racism is banned outside of Yas Forums, honey

The tables have turned

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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NO BIDE FACEBENIS :DDD

>Le eterne danacion di Jesus
*grimace
as a result they all laughed

That trunk won't grow back right... poor little fella is FUCKED

I think I will masturbate to HMV's for several hours today. Maybe have some leftover pizza.

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is that a lizard or is it some grass? if its a lizard, how the fuck would that slow beast catch a lizard with his trunk?

Reptiles are not always fast, nor do they need to be.

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autist

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It looks like a small komodo dragon.
Most lizard species are only fast when they feel like it. 95% of the time they aren't even moving.

Why did he do it bros?

Who are the bigger gentle giants, Michael Brown or Elephants ?

oof, right into the pröö

Played like a damn fiddle

Why do anything user? Why do anything.

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is that chicken ok?

Yuh.

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THATS A BIG GATOR HOLY SHIT

Interior crocodile alligator

That bird looks like it belongs in the same family as guinea hens. And those motherfuckers have to be the dumbest animal I've ever laid eyes on. So its not surprising he just willingly stuck his head in a guillotine.

>I saw the jesus lizard do it so I should be able to do it too...

Oh no PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ please, it’s a waste of good suffering

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faggot

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stfu reddit nigger

You can do anything, you just have to believe.

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I hate u

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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HECKIN CUTE BABY ELEPHANT!!!!! NO THE YOUNG BOI TOOT TOOT SNOOTER!!!! NOT THE POOR DUMBO

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Extremely cool, havn't seen this one before.

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heem sleepy

Cold boi

>Billions of years of evolution
>each species crafts itself to perfection
>crocs never evolved
>they literally were the best killing machine there can be, by default

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This is actually safe. There's a band preventing the gator from opening it's mouth. While a gator's bite force is incredibly strong, it's strength related to opening it's mouth is not. If you're ever one on one with a gator with no escape, your best chance to come out unscathed is to try and force it's mouth shut. Most adult humans have the strength to able to force a gator's mouth closed.

Much like sharks, crocodiles knew to quit while they were ahead.

Seriously you don't want to see.

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Posting Gustav.

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>Look ma, I'm a gecko!

the animal kingdom would be better off as vegan, and whatever NEEDS meat to survive is better off extinct
but y'all not ready for that conversation

Imagine being the crocodile in that scenario
I'd give up much sooner than that (and shit my pants)
how much of a delicacy can Elephant trunk possibly be?

Look at this absolute unit.

Who likes baby sharks here
I fucking love thoses assholes when i'm in a harbor on an island and I see thoses little fuckers shilling under the bridge

Mostly true, but a tail swipe would still have killed the child in most cases. Thankfully most reptiles are docile as hell and indifferent as shit.
Very nice.
I disagree but take this anyway youtu.be/l0vrsO3_HpU

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chubby croc looks miffed
sore loser and a fatass

Oh yeah, miffed as hell.

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Dangerously based

mammals can be mean.

In this case isn't the croc fucked? Sure the elephant's trunk will take a few injuries, but a pissed off elephant would just trample it. In the case of the baby it's likely the mother would come running and fuck the croc up.

Um how about you go chew on rotten ass HUN

Elephants know where it's at, crocodiles don't.

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Ain't that the truth.

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coon

the reptiles are winning in this thread

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>komodo dragon
>in Africa

Fucking American education.

>when they feel like it

Can confirm guinea hens are retarded. We had some alongside our normal hens when I was a lad, all three of them wandered in front of cars within a month.

>Guys stop
>guys seriously no
>I don't
>the water's cold as fuck guys
>NO

me on the left

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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