1 protects you, the others will try and kill you. Who you got, Yas Forums?

How good is he? Compared to Chigurh or Lector.

Who is in the bottom roght corner?

Dexter.

>this movie inspired the columbine shooting
Idiot.

??? Look it up you retard, Eric and Dylan wrote about it in their gay little diaries, and referred to 4/20/99 as NBK (natural born killers). And here’s Dylan wearing the same kind of glasses as mickey

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You think they were actually gay?

Movies don't inspire shootings. You're the equivalent of a boomer blaming videogames for shootings. Fucking retard.

>Dexter
Thank you, user. How good is the show? I see there's almost a hundred episodes

Okay, this is epic.

Watch the first 3 seasons, maybe the 4th one too. Then quit. It goes downhill from there.

Yeah but are we talking a fight here? Lecter's a manlet.

It's only competent for 1 season, then they starting flinging shit at wall to see what stuck.

fpbp it's over

Inb4 Henry (from Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer), Jame Gumb, Max Cady, Norman Stansfield or Frank fucking Booth (who needs Corona when you have PBR?)

I like the Arthur arc, tho. The actor's good.

Do you guys think Hannibal's mind games will work on Chigurh?

Lector is the smartest but Chigurh is stronger
Are we talking a straight up fist fight or they could come for me at any time so the guy I choose to protect me could make plans

He’s the worst choice on that list for either protector or assassin.

The latter

Plans for what? It's a fistfight. Lecter can scheme all he likes. I choose Woody. He's a big boy and sturdy.

You can't be serious.

If the former I choose Chigurh
If the latter I choose Lecter

Best Hannibal would be my choice

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Is this a fist fight or can they use weapons? In the second case Shigur clears, in the former Dubsman actually had a chance, movie Bateman is jacked af.

Lecter. He's the smartest.

It's still hard to say, can Lecter really beat Chigurh?

Oh, I am very serious, user. Woody ftw.

The nature of this game has always been a bodyguard and an assassin scenario. Why do people think it is a fistfight?

Well, hope you have fun in heaven.

Hannibal is rich in the show so he can buy traps and gadgets to protect us.

But Chigurh is the most dangerous Hitman, who always gets the job done. Also he himself is really smart.

He's a one trick pony. A kid can use a shotgun. Hannibal plays mindgames and 5d chess.

Lecter is inhumanly intelligent. He doesn't even classify as a psychopath as his mind is so radically different from the baseline. He's a predator, no doubt, but it'd be like comparing a predatory alien to a lion in the African savanna.

I want to pick Dexter because of his experience. He's beaten so many serial killers. He'd also be easy to get along with and has connections to law enforcement. The problem is he doesn't used guns. Jiu-jitsu and a knife won't cut it.

He also couldn't protect his own fucking family and his friends. You're dead, user.

Dexter. He's a cop. He can get me in a safe house with protection while he kills the others.

Anyone who chooses Dexter to protect them is automatically dead. So many of his loved ones were killed in that series.

>Movies don't inspire shootings.
Why?

what kind of facebook shit is this?

Hannibal is by far and away the most intelligent one there. The others range from simple to deranged.
The only problem being that after he had protected you, Hannibal may well end up eating you anyway.

If I gave you infinite resources and infinite time to make a movie to inspire me to shoot people, you would fail.

WHERES THE FUCKIN SNAKE JUICE

Nah, Chigurh beats Hannibal.

Tommy lee jones because hes in 2 of these movies

Only Batemen would grant me access to divine doubles

Maybe, but if that happens I still have a 50% chance of survival if I can guess the coin flip.

Patrick Bateman imagined all his killings. So not him.

So is Woody.

You can't play mindgames with Chugurh, Chigurh is a natural born killer in the perfect sense, he is no human and nothing on him resembles this.

You can try to flip the coin tho.

It takes a bit more social conditioning to commit mass murder than you would get from a movie.

Oh yeah he is

Mickey is not the best choice but youd have the most fun with him while you fight them off.

Why do guys think Chigurh will give you a coin flip? You're his target, he'll just kill you.

What are you talking about, I choose Chigurh to be my protector. He has a code and he will finish his job.

I don't think anons understand what "others will try and kill you" means. You aren't fighting just one guy. You're fighting 4.

Oh I know, I meant to reply to the other user who said there's 50% chance of surviving Chigurh because of the coin flip.

I only recognize hannibal and bateman

no idea who the rest are

Hannibal just drugs you and kills you
Bateman only kills single isolated people
Chugnus is pretty cold ill give him that
Mickey is a mass murderer and kills anything in his path
Its definitely a toss between chigurh and mickey
>dexter
Lmao fag