What would your favorite movie character say?

What would your favorite movie character say?

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We're all gonna die

>The flight plan I just filed with the agency was rejected due to the travel ban.

Why would you pick Captain Pike?

I hope the virus takes them out next.

>blue checkmark

*ting-ting*
"I have an announcement to make..."

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I DRINK YOUR BATSOUP, I DRINK IT UP SLURRRRRRP

WE’RE FINISHED

duck me. these people unironivally worship these produvts. may allah take me home soon

>my only regret is that I didn't...get to consume...next prod-*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

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>us
What did he or she mean by this?

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this person has schizophrenia and thinks cartoons are real

We're reaching levels of faggotry never thought possible

Is this even a human being at this point?

Succinct and clinical.

>no women, no kids

My favorite character would say "blue checkmark genocide now"

this is what capitalism does to people

Not if you're planting gummy bears.

What is honestly wrong with femo*ds?

>No women no cry
What did he mean by this?

I guarantee you this person thinks communism is a good idea

>be grown woman
>so emotionally stunted that you need fictional characters to comfort you
I seriously hope this virus isn't a hoax.

Wanting reassurance from Pike of all people?

Quiet down fellas, this froggy gentleman has something to say!

>Captain Pike
>Captain America
>The Doctor
Hmmmmm...she sounds like she needs straight white men to save her...

I sincerely doubt that when she mean Captain America and The Doctor she was referring to Captain Nigger and Doctor Kween.

This. Its the mark of a deranged lunatic

>No Ironman
Best boy won, bros.

Because she only knows the bare minimum of all the fandoms she claims to love and only watched STD.

Picard will almost certainly die if he catches Corona.

>You god damned cock sucker! You think some damn movin' pictures is a better answer than that drunk bastard Cochran' for some damn chink disease?
>God dammit, this is that fucking cock sucker Wu's god damned fault!

underrated post

Ameriniggers need to be gassed

>So, you coughed on another person again...

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HOLY FUCK THREE ENTRY LEVEL POP CULTURE ICONS, EPIC! US NERDS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER!

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he fucking dies

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At least she didn't say Harry Potter.

or Dr. Dolittle

DID YA SELF ISOLATE FOR FOURTEENS DAYS POTTER?!?!?!?!?!?
Dumbledore asked calmly.

Better to have to Cy come on and say "Now listen very carefully, we're gonna get through this, but you gotta take the proper precautions. If they're sick, load 'em up on the sled, and leave 'em in the woods. We'll all be just fine."

Why would you want Private Pike?
Got this covered.

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Keeek!

neo liberals are more annoying because they're hypocrites.

Whatever the script says

>What would your favorite movie character say?
GOTTA GO FAST

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>le neoliberal boogeyman

>criticizing muh capitalism??? what do you want to live in george orwell's 1984 the animal farm???
wew real boomer hours, who's drinking metamucil before their mallwalk?

>lol there's no such thing as neoliberalism, people like justin trudeau and barack obama are far left socialists because my brain is fucking melted!

Actually they don’t have meaning for me cause I’m not a baby.

Commies are the ones worshiping big studio media while calling for an end to capitalism.

>w-we're democratic socialists, it's completely different, yeah, so what Castro wasn't that bad, people there seemed to approve of him

no, they aren't lol, you're an ideologically illiterate dipshit

I know they exist, but I don't bring them up out of nowhere to save face when I'm getting BTFO.

>I wish fantasy characters would say something because to me they're real

Millenials can't die soon enough.

lol what's next? "venezuela"?

I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume she's a feminist neolib who supports elizabeth warren and compares politicians to harry potter characters.

>t. has never met a commie outside of his hand-picked communities

This made me burst out laughing. Peak absurdism.

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>t. is in highschool and has met some other kid in highschool who called themselves a communist once

disabled representation

>that suit
Where can I buy one of these?

If Warren's a neolib, so is Sanders.
Yes, that's my point. I know communism isn't supposed to be like that, but we're talking about the vast number of hypocrites who represent you.

Fuck me

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Ok. This is REALLY based. I know this. But I’d feel better if Sneed, Chuck, or Pepe put out a video saying we’re gonna be okay.

>If Warren's a neolib, so is Sanders.
lol