F

Ok, so you got infected, what the next step of your master plan?

Dr. Pavel! I'm WHO

Perhaps he's wondering why you would test a man before he's showing symptoms.

that lot infected celebrities for Hollywood.

Infecting this hospital, no survivors.

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Why is everyone a child fucker to these retards? inb4 screeches about defending pedos or something

CDC would've worked better, faggot

A-choo

It's about to become a status symbol, with b-list celebrities faking coronavirus just to get a few lines in TMZ

lol he doesn't even have a twitter

BOOMER REMOVER

a lot of efficacy for an engineered bioweapon

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>the first one who sneeze gets to stay in my room!

FIRST ONE TO COUGH, GETS TO STAY IN MY ICU

if i put that ventilator off will you die?

He's a sick fuck and needs a quick fuck.

>Dr.Pavel i'm CDC

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Sickguy, huh? At least you can breathe. Who infected you?

>THE QUARANTINE PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE CDC...

The masked man

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Mods sticky this

FIRST ONE TO COUGH GETS TO STAY ON MY HOSPITAL

>It's real
First Idris Elba now him. What have you done, Yas Forums?

shut up faggot

Could I just get a quick link OP, if it's not too much trouble?

>if I take it off, will you did?

HE DIDN'T SELF ISOLATE SO GOOD

>You're a big virus

>For you

Now you know why he wears the mask

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First one to wash their hands gets to stay on my plane

It's fake you turbo autistic spaz

Well congratulation, you got yourself infected. Whats the next step of your master plan?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT DIE CIA!!!!!!

If I take that mask off would I die?

>ah you think herd immunity is your ally, you merely adopted the virus. I was born with it, molded by it. I was asymptomatic until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me bu--*cough cough*

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Was catching a virus part of his plan?

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It would be extremely infectious

For you

The council of schizos ultimately decide who is a child fucker

underrated

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Crashing the stock market
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Kill yourself you fucking retard

you lot are the most boring group of people in the internet, jesus christ

Occam's Razor

Sir?

get this hothead outta here!

perhaps he's wondering why you would cough a man before throwing him out of an airplane

These digits say otherwise bitch

F

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Why didn't he wear the mask

Spotted him
I mean the explanation that requires the least assumptions is... people are making shit up

>IF I PULL THAT VENTILATION MASK CALLED BIBAP MACHINE WHICH HELPED YOU WITH YOUR BREATHING WILL YOU DIE?

they expect one of us in the crematorium brother

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he didn't post so good

now is not the time for fear, that comes later.

How the fuck are celebs catching it?
How is it I don't have it?
Or maybe I have it?

>It's about to become a status symbol, with b-list celebrities faking coronavirus just to get a few lines in TMZ

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have we started the pandemic?

its fake

>How the fuck are celebs catching it?
they travel a lot and are in contact with a lot of people at a time. you live in your parent's basement and don't contact anyone.

yes! fhe fever rises

OWW DOKTAH PAVEUWL IM CCTV
*cough*

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KEK

I once saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine