ITT: Pandemic/Outbreak kino

>no juan of the dead

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I want her to humiliate me!!!

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Ask the CVG dudes on pol

Starring Olga

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Dead and stale Gwyneth Paltrow with her eyes wide open and her head cut open. Great scene!

can a woman be a chad?

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>Yas Forums
no wonder they have shit taste

Haven't seen it, its a comedy or something?

>tfw I inhale Goop's vagina scented candle for the first time!

ok now this is based

>Not enough zombie

imagine the lucky mortician who has access to a goop corpse

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>Children of Men

Does this really count? It makes a point of not explaining what caused the infertility, and how scientists couldn't figure it out
Which they would have, if it was some sort of disease, wouldn't they?

so did she cheat on her husband for the big chinese cock?

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Flu

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Based Goop

Infertility might be a symptom

Outbreak. Turn it off at the 3rd act.

It doesn't count

WHAT IS THIS FROM! PLEASE GOD.

>FLU
FLU

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That's pretty much what I imagine she'd be like to fuck.

>big chinese cock

Korean film. Its on Amazon Prime Video

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flu_(film)

too soon

in about 2 seconds into that scene you can see her face peeled back over itself while they saw her skull open

>Korean film
why even bother

If we're allowing zombie/vampire stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=RiN8Edb4X2w

>porous vaginal jade eggs
now that's how you make goop

Movies about the end of the world/ social isolation
>Annihilation. Natalie Portmen must accompany a group of armed researchers into a strange and breathtaking wildness that has sprung up around a meteor strike. HULU, Amazon
>Les Revenents (The Returned). A french TV Drama about how several grieving families have their lost loved ones returned to them, but as more people come back to life it becomes unclear whether this miracle is a gift from God or something more sinister. Scored by Mogwai, one of my favorite bands. Amazon
>Pan's Labyrinth. A Spanish film set during the Spanish civil war. A little girl distracts herself from the encroaching battlefront by escaping into the land of the faeries. As the war worsens so do the faeries. Netflix
>SnowPiercer. After a chemical is released into the atmosphere to combat global warming, the remaining human population survives the frozen hellscape of earth by living on a gigantic train with glaring class inequality. Netflix
>The Witch, a New England Folktale. A family of homesteaders exiled by their pilgrim brethren for being too puritanical must contend with the harsh wildness they find themselves in, and it's other inhabitants. Netflix
>The Last Ship. After returning from a months long secret mission to the north pole, the Captain and crew of an American Destroyer find out that the world has been devastated by a global pandemic, and that they alone are flying the American Flag. The only thing on the list that isn't relentlessly depressing. HULU

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Contagion is underrated

>tfw still have to work at a restaurant tonight despite everyone saying to stay indoors
>tfw only just got this job after being broke as shit for a year
if its not one fucking thing its another

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Goop's corpse is not for lewd!

What exactly did they see?

I love the marketing. Reminds me of stuff I'd see on the walls in the cinema foyer back in 1987.

>tfw working comfy engineering job from home starting tomorrow
>deliberately set up my todo list to be stacked with automated simulation runs in preparation for this
>literally just going to lay in my hammock drinking beer for the next few weeks until I actually have to do real work

[REC] and [REC]2 are absolutely fantastic.

Quarantine should fuck off.

>tfw comedyfag and the only comedies on there are zombie shit instead of proper outbreak shit
I guess I know what movie to write.

just watched flu, it is absolute fucking bananas

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>In January we start getting addtional work so our department can be "more profitable and useful" to the company
>It's a buch of boring, time wasting paperwork over the phone with people too lazy to use the website and there's even more of that coming soon from different other sources
>Ok, that's it. Time to find something new
>Haven't found anything yet, but it's OK. I have the whole year after all!
>Pandemic happens
>Still have to go to work, can't do home office for 80% of the job I do
>No car, have to use public transport
>After all of this is over there will be a recession and no one will be hiring anyone because they can't afford it
>Trapped in this job for at least years more
On the other hand it's better than my plan of rage quitting and job searching full time. I'd be really fucked then.

But on topic I really liked the plague episodes of SG-1's ninth season. It was interesting to see the usual doomsday of the week really breach containment.

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What you mean, its bad?

there’s something extremely beautiful about a dead woman. it’s the height of their beauty when they are completely devoid of the nonsense that they call their lives. all their beliefs, history, memories... all the things that might lower the value of their looks is gone and all that remains is their beauty.

This shit is so fucking annoying. If you aren’t a boomer and your immune system isn’t that of a pussy you should be able to do what you want. I am being barred from doing my research in grad school because of transmission risks. I saw 1 person all day today. This is dumb as hell.

Yup

The death rate is actually much higher, they're just lying to prevent panic.

You aren't wrong but as more people get infected, the tiny amount of people who do die from it increases exponentially

Goop gives super powers confirmed.