Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?

> "HURR ANAKIN MINDLESSLY SLAUGHTERS CHILDREN"

You are now aware that in the novelization, it's explained that Anakin was conflicted over whether he should slay the younglings or show them a secret passage out of the temple. It was only when Sors Bandeam mistakenly said, "Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! What are we going to do?" that Anakin was reminded of how the Jedi Council denied him the rank of Master without explanation, and that feeling of betrayal was powerful enough to harden his resolve and give him the strength he needed to complete his mission.

And yes, I realize some of you know this already but I'm surprised it doesn't get talked about more.

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it's a mod

>killing kids wasn't stupid writing, it's explained in my book I wrote! He was le conflicted
Okay, Elliot.

>I'm surprised it doesn't get talked about more
Because like everything else in the prequels, it's fucking stupid.

>you are now reminded that canonically, just a few weeks before this, Anakin risks his life to save a single brainfucked clone and nearly dies in the process

>Because like everything else in the prequels, it's fucking stupid
that's why we love it

>oh gee, I didn't get that promotion. I better fucking murder you all in cold blood an hour after I become Darth Vader

I would have just dressed up as sand

>Sors Bandeam

This shit should never have been made

based

>he wasn't going to kill the 4 year old until he was insulted
Holy fuck that's perfect

It's possible he thought the kid was mocking him. Children are known to do that and Anakin probably wasn't in the mood. I mean we've all been there.

>I wasn't going to kill the kids
>but then I got TRIGGERED

How is that better?

>I mean we've all been there.

user... is there something you want to confess?

Don't act like you've never wanted to kick a toddler

>Master, excuse me, KNIGHT Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do? Maybe you can go find a real Master to ask about it? You know, seeing as how you aren't a master even though you sit on the council. I wonder how that feels, to be so close to your dream yet denied out of petty fear? Anyway yeah can you go get someone who knows what they're doing, Sky-guy?

it's human and real

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kino. shouldve had them fight back in the film too

what do you mean "we" >:)

this, where were the crying, screaming, dismembered children?

I mean it wasn’t the first time he killed children

>one of the greatest Jedi to ever live just decides to murder fucking Jedi children on the "maybe sorta" promise from space Satan (who, unless he's absolutely retarded) has just made it aware to him that he's behind the entire war, and this is "human and real" twenty minutes after you've pledged yourself to said space Satan, to then infanticide a room full of petrified kids
ah yes, what a good friend.

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>tfw they let some little kid into the council before you

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"We call the Watchmen!"

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Please tell me this isn't canon, and it's just some EU non canon dumb shit theory.

Ok? Who fucking cares if he "mindlessly" slaughtered them, or did it because a kid called him the wrong name? Also,
>reading Star Wars books

He knows Anakin is not a Master but calls him that anyway. He was breakin' his balls.

No it doesnt

this couldve been prevented had they all carried pocket sand

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based

all dumb EU shit used to be canon at one point
And that's what made Star Wars fun

you fags will defend anything

Based, the EU had some good shit

EU is trash. So is the new trilogy.
Imagine writing several books on some background character that appears in the films in less than a second. You have to pause the movie in order to see them.
And EU retards write lore and books on this lulz. Dumb faggots.

>OooooOOOooooo, Master Kenobi, just manifesting as a force-ghost to give you this message from the Force: Do you know who wouldn't have bungled Anakin's training? Qui-Gon. Okay byyyyyeeee

>SORS BANDEAM

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCK

Someone explain why this scene was so hated. I thought it made sense to show him committing to the dark side by doing the ultimate sacrilege.

>Someone explain why this scene was so hated
because it doesn't mesh literally in any way with Vader's description in the OT films.

The Tuscans were "animals" that he never considered people, user. It was a rage autismo fit after he found his only living relative murdered.

A bit different than going into your workplace and killing all the employee's kids at the daycare center.

no, the part about him deciding to finally become evil because he misinterpreted a kid as being an asshole was real.

>deciding to finally become evil because he misinterpreted a kid as being an asshole

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Yeah I dont get it. Vader was pretty evil, he blew up a fucking planet.

Wow racist much. Go back to pol

He hates the Jedi

user, up until maybe ten minutes before the confrontation with Mace, he's literally a brainwashed Jedi who defends them but is perturbed with their actions.

It's a big jump.

Well, the Empire blew it up and he never gave a shit about the Death Star to begin with. They blew up Alderaan because Tarkin originally surmised that it was a base for the rebels. The use the attack as a demonstration of the weapon, it has a purpose.

It's not like Vader personally went down and slaughtered Alderaanian children and pregnant women.

>MISTER SKYWALKER! HAVE YOU COME TO COWER IN HERE WITH US? EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE NOT A MASTER, AND THERE FOR A HOPELESS DUPE IN TIMES LIKE THESE! COME OVER HERE BEHIND THE COUNCIL'S CHAIRS! NONE OF US ARE MASTERS EITHER, SO NOW YOU WON'T BE SO LONELY!

>eceleb said a thing
Guess that makes it true!

What are you on about? I'm explaining his actions, not agreeing with it retard.

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no wonder he did them in

Skywalker more like Skywanker

>Mistress Larson, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?

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>Master Skywalker... AHAHAHA that's a good one, more like FAGSTER Skywalker, I am rite guys? Let's all point at the twink and laugh!

what is this from?

no?
Green lightsabers mean they are counselers or whatever. Better force users than the blue. There were hundreds of jedi using greens in episode 2

if you’re black do you use purple?

Why didn't they just run? If I go into a daycare and just start beating kids to death with a broom handle, the rest of them aren't going to just stand there.

Sure, a few of them might have been killed, but if the younglings were smart and split up, there's a chance some of them would have survived.

yes, and also wookie. but that should have been implied