We rebuilt him

he claimed there was only 2 genders while visiting california

18 year old wagie with no training get injured in a fork lift accident

It's not like he asked for this.

He coomed one too many times

You need to keep track of how fill it is.

His name is Loren wtf, that's a girl's name!

How the fuck do you not know this story yet

I don't live here you fucking nigger

[GONE WRONG] Magic trick: cutting a person in half

Colostomy bag

He can still post on Yas Forums

Can someone fucking say what this was already so I can google it and traumatize myself with something other than coronapocalypse

I've seen the pics posted before but never bothered to ask.

Id lick his hole.

I wonder if i could fuck his hot hole. Small intestines should be tight.

here, let me google that for you
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/forklift-accident-leaves-young-construction-worker-with-several-amputations-c-619121

It's not an ileostomy he has, it's a colostomy.
So you'd still be licking his actual shitter.

So when's his first day at Detroit Metro West?

>7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/forklift-accident-leaves-young-construction-worker-with-several-amputations-c-619121

Thank you kind redditor

A forklift fell on him and basically crushed his limbs.

Now he can use a pistol on himself.

np. how does my asshole taste

Reminder not to get out the forklift cage as they're designed to withstand impact of getting rolled over

From that link it doesn't sound like you have one anymore

literally Forklift Driver Klaus
youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

sounds like he didn't wear a belt

He's gonna have a cyber pp

>when he saw a car barreling towards him.
>The driver of the other car sped off, so may never be brought to justice.

So less of a forklift accident and more of a car barling into a forklift accident. Hope they catch the guy and execute him.

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wagie got filtered lmao

we need more people like him so we can experiment with texhnolyzing them and then we can apply it to ourselves and turn us into next stage of evolution

that's a bean with arms and head

Forklift Driver Klaus ist kino

he wanted to suck his own dick

It would be a relief desu

fucking metal

NEVER sneeze with your eyes open

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not everyone spends 12 hours a day here

custom made bucket type prosthesis

>The driver of the other car sped off, so may never be brought to justice.
Why is America filled with honorless curs?

he can still masturbate

It's all about the hustle. Fuck going to prison and being strapped down with a bill for mr. stumpy. I forget that piss stains like you don't know what it means to be an outlaw.

How does he poop and pee

rubbing his nipples. I bet his right robotic hand has an overdrive function for it

I love how they literally call it a bucket

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heil hitler

You laugh now but by 2035 he'll have some bitchin' augmentations. He'll get extendable leg and mogg every skin-bag Manlet out there.

what the fuck is that real

his fake hand delivr an electrical shock every time he gets aroused

How long until it's an "open relationship"?

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Stephen Hawking managed, and he probably had it worse but this guy is a retard so he doesnt have much to do now.

exactly what i was thinking
Fuck being 18 and getting stuck with this dumbass amputee for life because you know if you leave the world will hate you and he'll probably kill himself too.

This is like worse than having a retarded child at 18.

You're assuming it wasn't

He has a good hairline, shame about the accident

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name? source? story?

I imagine your mom

If I was given the option of removing my penis or asshole, I would pick penis. But this poor bastard lost both anyway.

this is the worst post on this site so far today

>This is like worse than having a retarded child at 18.
not it isn't, faggot

>but this guy is a retard
kek

I doubt she stick around. Other women will mock her man not being "a whole man". If she wants to live a comfortable life, this half man won't do it. Unless, TLC gives him a show.